Originally Posted by MX_Eva (Post 302573)

What's your point Thucy? At a leasurely pace with bald ass tires I do it one handed while holding a conversation. The point its people got good at it and there are sets criteria for a good drift. For example...initiation. I'll bet in your old bug your tires didn't really kick out till abouyt the apex or certainly not until you were actually turning. Early initiation, as in sliding before the turn is one.

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302589)

.... a dick cast in diamonds.

Originally Posted by Thucydides (Post 302600)

Actually Mx, I would begin the rear-end slide before entering the turn by turning the steering wheel in the opposite direction of the turn before snapping it back in the direction of turn. The momentum of the bug in the turn direction would continue rotating the rear end around until I counter-steered to bring it back into balance. Those twenty-five or so H.P. were a handful.

Sadly, I was never graded on my efforts. And unless you get points for smoke generation (yawn), I imagine my '67 VW bug would have been a contender. Come to think it of, the car did make it's share of smoke, only not from the tires.

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302589)

You are taking what I said out of context. I was simply referring to the attitude of most of the drivers from Spec Miata, auto-x, etc as elitist "cockfag assholes," who think that they are better than everyone else. They seem to be highly abundant in these sports, and don't really like to talk to anyone that isn't as cool as they are, and doesn't have a dick cast in diamonds.

Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 302609)

Then we have the less tangible activities. Philosophy, men's gymnastics, the Democratic National Convention, buttsex... All basically consist of a bunch of fags posing before an audience, hoping to win a popularity contest like so many teenage girls.


To paraphrase Barnard Hughes as grampa, "Too many damn posers."

Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 302609)

Technically, my dick is cut from a single diamond. You can't really cast diamond, as it's a naturally occurring coherent crystal lattice with a higher melting point than, well, pretty much everything. The next closest thing, I suspect, would be to use diamond dust suspended in a polymer adhesive to create a moldable paste, which is probably closer to the sort of thing that dicks are made of in the buttsex motorsports scene.


Instead, we have poor asshats pretending to be rich asshats, driving their $3k cars with $25k worth of credit-card funded body panels, rimz, paintjobs and so forth, wearing "sponsor decals" that they actually had to pay for, driving around tracks paved with the ruined remains of good taste and decorum.

There are some areas in life where answers are clear and unambiguous. Math, physics, electrical engineering, but also football, chess, golf, paintball, motor racing... Whether competing against a clock, your fellow man, or the immutable laws of nature, there is a rigidly defined ruleset, a clear cut sense of truth and falsehood right and wrong, winner and loser.

Then we have the less tangible activities. Philosophy, men's gymnastics, the Democratic National Convention, buttsex... All basically consist of a bunch of fags posing before an audience, hoping to win a popularity contest like so many teenage girls.


To paraphrase Barnard Hughes as grampa, "Too many damn posers."

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302613)

blah blah blah

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302613)

It is still nice though, to not have a sport where judging and placement is solely based upon machines, where maybe the person with more crowd support, like an underdog, may get a second chance.

I love it.

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302613)

It is still nice though, to not have a sport where judging and placement is solely based upon machines, where maybe the person with more crowd support, like an underdog, may get a second chance.

Originally Posted by Ben (Post 302614)

That's great. Why do you have 2 screen names?

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302625)

What's it to you Sir?

Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 302631)

It's been nice knowing you. He's a mod, and usually pretty cranky.

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302625)

What's it to you Sir?

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302625)

What's it to you Sir?

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302632)

Haha, I really don't even know what he's talking about...yet, I don't seem to care.

Originally Posted by jbguillo (Post 302584)

Hey, I just find it funny that you guys hate it so much as to ban the actual word itself, but yet you guys have yet to prove that you even understand what it actually is. I'm not trying to prove a point at all, because I really don't care; I am really just having fun with the lack of intelligence and over abundance of ignorance on this board.

Originally Posted by spike (Post 302637)

I totally understand what d rifting or buttsex is about,it's basically the import version of NASCAR.

Just a heads up,if you continue to insult the members on this board,you will have the ban stick shoved up your ASS.