drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
#323
This is the DDD thread.
You expect his post to make sense?
Edit: Upon further reflection, I believe he is not yet inebriated, but is saying he will make an attempt to find this thread in a few hours.
Damn you guys who got started at noon. I'm just now starting with some coconut rum on the rocks.
You expect his post to make sense?
Edit: Upon further reflection, I believe he is not yet inebriated, but is saying he will make an attempt to find this thread in a few hours.
Damn you guys who got started at noon. I'm just now starting with some coconut rum on the rocks.
#328
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Steph
yeah im sorry im trying to schlick off to the sound of your chat messages
i think ur game sucks, you are pretty awkward
but not always
actually i dont even know im biased
FaeFae
am i awkward
Steph
was whati meant tosay before
im awkward too
=\
FaeFae
largely the reason im awkward is cus i am trying to hide my judgementalness
somtimes
when i meet someone and think "you have a dumb face" it is hard to have a normal conversation
Steph
yes u do a good job of it. do u think i have a dumb face
FaeFae
no
tittles does tho
im gonna *** with her more
Steph
haha
okay
she likes u
she was all like "i will open up my ***** this instant for them to stick both thier fists in me"
FaeFae
lol wow really?
Steph
yeah u culdnt tell
she asked us if we were sexi frands and even told us she could make our fantasy happen that night.
FaeFae
wow HOLY ****
Steph
LOL really i dont know whyu wanna fist a girl so bad.
FaeFae
LETS DO THIS **** NIGS
Steph
ur dumb
FaeFae
GOD DAMN
Steph
lol
FaeFae
it doesnt have to be a girl but it def would be easier with the P vs the B
wow that would totally help me get over my breakup
Steph
good
u shuld come to TT
and fist the fiuck out of her
my brain was still on the "are u sexi friends" question.
but yeah tittles wants u
and she wants ur fist in her *****
FaeFae
ok i will help her
i am so happy
Steph
good igues
I have compersion for u
FaeFae
comperison??? wtf is that. stop typing with one hand
Steph
its the opposite of jealousy
and i had a gud *** thank u
compersion is warm fuzzy feeling u get when someone u like is ------- someone youcould care less for
smile
orsomeone u like its no matter it wasnt exactly proper use of the word its the happy feeling you get when ur lover is with another lover. its a rare feeling. really really rare. but my exbf used to have it for me and tina. u culd see it in his face, like he was very proud. so i used the term wrong
context
FaeFae
comperison.
it's not a real word. squint
Steph
o
well it shuld be
i need to eat. ill be right back
wait i dont have to actually theres sugar free redbul rite here
FaeFae
i had a saldad
Steph
ur good
i had a carrot last night
i told u nvm
FaeFae
yah boiled, with mustard
Steph
what are u thinkin
FaeFae
i dont even know tittles name
yeah im sorry im trying to schlick off to the sound of your chat messages
i think ur game sucks, you are pretty awkward
but not always
actually i dont even know im biased
FaeFae
am i awkward
Steph
was whati meant tosay before
im awkward too
=\
FaeFae
largely the reason im awkward is cus i am trying to hide my judgementalness
somtimes
when i meet someone and think "you have a dumb face" it is hard to have a normal conversation
Steph
yes u do a good job of it. do u think i have a dumb face
FaeFae
no
tittles does tho
im gonna *** with her more
Steph
haha
okay
she likes u
she was all like "i will open up my ***** this instant for them to stick both thier fists in me"
FaeFae
lol wow really?
Steph
yeah u culdnt tell
she asked us if we were sexi frands and even told us she could make our fantasy happen that night.
FaeFae
wow HOLY ****
Steph
LOL really i dont know whyu wanna fist a girl so bad.
FaeFae
LETS DO THIS **** NIGS
Steph
ur dumb
FaeFae
GOD DAMN
Steph
lol
FaeFae
it doesnt have to be a girl but it def would be easier with the P vs the B
wow that would totally help me get over my breakup
Steph
good
u shuld come to TT
and fist the fiuck out of her
my brain was still on the "are u sexi friends" question.
but yeah tittles wants u
and she wants ur fist in her *****
FaeFae
ok i will help her
i am so happy
Steph
good igues
I have compersion for u
FaeFae
comperison??? wtf is that. stop typing with one hand
Steph
its the opposite of jealousy
and i had a gud *** thank u
compersion is warm fuzzy feeling u get when someone u like is ------- someone youcould care less for
smile
orsomeone u like its no matter it wasnt exactly proper use of the word its the happy feeling you get when ur lover is with another lover. its a rare feeling. really really rare. but my exbf used to have it for me and tina. u culd see it in his face, like he was very proud. so i used the term wrong
context
FaeFae
comperison.
it's not a real word. squint
Steph
o
well it shuld be
i need to eat. ill be right back
wait i dont have to actually theres sugar free redbul rite here
FaeFae
i had a saldad
Steph
ur good
i had a carrot last night
i told u nvm
FaeFae
yah boiled, with mustard
Steph
what are u thinkin
FaeFae
i dont even know tittles name
#330
TWO WORDS PLUS ONE EXTRA IMPORTANT ONE:
****. YEAH. NO.
Why is that? Because ************, I found this ******* jock **** in a can in my motherfucking fridge!!
I ask myself, how does this **** end up in my fridge? I will ******* tell you how; I have a god damn wife with god damn preppy girly ******* friends, thats how.
But its still a god damn alcoholic drink ************, and you bet your sweet tight prison *** I am going to drink it. Why? BECAUSE *******!
No drink left behind!
Wanna know how hard core its going to be? PRETTY DAMN HARD CORE.
Imma **** out a god damn rainbow after I am done with this, because I seem to have an endless supply of Jameson, Grey Goose, and other random alcoholic **** like a mini keg of blue moon! EVERYONE IS OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE FOR NEXT FEW HOURS.
Lets **** **** up.
****. YEAH. NO.
Why is that? Because ************, I found this ******* jock **** in a can in my motherfucking fridge!!
I ask myself, how does this **** end up in my fridge? I will ******* tell you how; I have a god damn wife with god damn preppy girly ******* friends, thats how.
But its still a god damn alcoholic drink ************, and you bet your sweet tight prison *** I am going to drink it. Why? BECAUSE *******!
No drink left behind!
Wanna know how hard core its going to be? PRETTY DAMN HARD CORE.
Imma **** out a god damn rainbow after I am done with this, because I seem to have an endless supply of Jameson, Grey Goose, and other random alcoholic **** like a mini keg of blue moon! EVERYONE IS OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE FOR NEXT FEW HOURS.
Lets **** **** up.
#331
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#334
Compersion seems like a tough thing to practice. The same feelings that drive jealousy are turned into a positive force, but it sounds really hard to do when you care about someone in a 'traditional' way.
People who are non-monogamous and/or 'polyamorous' do this a bunch. Thats another whole complex romantic philosophy too. Polyamory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
People who are non-monogamous and/or 'polyamorous' do this a bunch. Thats another whole complex romantic philosophy too. Polyamory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
#338
Epic ***** this morning... no hangover though. So far have gone 5 years without having a single hangover.
wish I can say the same about black outs.
I dont remember much, the last thing I remember was playing borderlands 2 and giving tehjeff some ****; but apparently the wife and neighbors said I did the following:
-found myself some absinthe that I apparently had.
-tried to rebuild the t25 I have here to rebuild, got mad and threw a c-clip into at a neighbors dog.
-hugged a policewoman without getting my *** handed to me. Apparently I act sober around cops. Good to know.
- made a beer/soda can man statue using double-sided tape to only place it in the middle of the road.
- made a grenade out of a ping-pong ball, broken up .22 rounds for powder, airsoft pellets and firecracker sparkle powder with the 12" waterproof fuse the firecracker bunch had. Then I made a Pen-grenade using the same process except for a shell I used a sharpie.
- tried to ride the cat like a horse. Explains why he is unhappy with me this morning.
-tried to ride the dog like a horse after. Didnt work either.
-Wife directed me to play BF3 where I am no harm to myself. As she recalls, I got kicked from servers from crashing the chopper with a full squad, landing jets and placing them nose to nose so people had a hard time taking off. Placing C4 on the choppers and waiting for someone to run to them. Flying a chopper with a person and just random abandoning them.
-then I watched My Little Pwny.
-sleep.
wish I can say the same about black outs.
I dont remember much, the last thing I remember was playing borderlands 2 and giving tehjeff some ****; but apparently the wife and neighbors said I did the following:
-found myself some absinthe that I apparently had.
-tried to rebuild the t25 I have here to rebuild, got mad and threw a c-clip into at a neighbors dog.
-hugged a policewoman without getting my *** handed to me. Apparently I act sober around cops. Good to know.
- made a beer/soda can man statue using double-sided tape to only place it in the middle of the road.
- made a grenade out of a ping-pong ball, broken up .22 rounds for powder, airsoft pellets and firecracker sparkle powder with the 12" waterproof fuse the firecracker bunch had. Then I made a Pen-grenade using the same process except for a shell I used a sharpie.
- tried to ride the cat like a horse. Explains why he is unhappy with me this morning.
-tried to ride the dog like a horse after. Didnt work either.
-Wife directed me to play BF3 where I am no harm to myself. As she recalls, I got kicked from servers from crashing the chopper with a full squad, landing jets and placing them nose to nose so people had a hard time taking off. Placing C4 on the choppers and waiting for someone to run to them. Flying a chopper with a person and just random abandoning them.
-then I watched My Little Pwny.
-sleep.