will make an attempt to find this in a few hours

 

Find what?

 

This is the DDD thread.

You expect his post to make sense?
Edit: Upon further reflection, I believe he is not yet inebriated, but is saying he will make an attempt to find this thread in a few hours.

Damn you guys who got started at noon. I'm just now starting with some coconut rum on the rocks.

 

never even made it home. worst hang over ever

 

So...she came today.. 9 times total. By the time we stopped she was sliding all over like a ride at Wisconsin Dales.

 

that feel when you remember hooking up with a chick but you aren't sure if you actually had sex with her or not

 

Well someone deleted my killer thread so i guess i will repost it here. i suppose it is appropriate here.

The title is, "Comperison"

 

Steph
yeah im sorry im trying to schlick off to the sound of your chat messages
i think ur game sucks, you are pretty awkward
but not always
actually i dont even know im biased

FaeFae
am i awkward

Steph
was whati meant tosay before
im awkward too
=\

FaeFae
largely the reason im awkward is cus i am trying to hide my judgementalness
somtimes
when i meet someone and think "you have a dumb face" it is hard to have a normal conversation

Steph
yes u do a good job of it. do u think i have a dumb face

FaeFae
no
tittles does tho
im gonna *** with her more

Steph
haha
okay
she likes u
she was all like "i will open up my ***** this instant for them to stick both thier fists in me"

FaeFae
lol wow really?

Steph
yeah u culdnt tell
she asked us if we were sexi frands and even told us she could make our fantasy happen that night.

FaeFae
wow HOLY ****

Steph
LOL really i dont know whyu wanna fist a girl so bad.

FaeFae
LETS DO THIS **** NIGS

Steph
ur dumb

FaeFae
GOD DAMN

Steph
lol

FaeFae
it doesnt have to be a girl but it def would be easier with the P vs the B
wow that would totally help me get over my breakup

Steph
good
u shuld come to TT
and fist the fiuck out of her
my brain was still on the "are u sexi friends" question.
but yeah tittles wants u
and she wants ur fist in her *****

FaeFae
ok i will help her
i am so happy

Steph
good igues
I have compersion for u

FaeFae
comperison??? wtf is that. stop typing with one hand

Steph
its the opposite of jealousy
and i had a gud *** thank u
compersion is warm fuzzy feeling u get when someone u like is ------- someone youcould care less for
smile
orsomeone u like its no matter it wasnt exactly proper use of the word its the happy feeling you get when ur lover is with another lover. its a rare feeling. really really rare. but my exbf used to have it for me and tina. u culd see it in his face, like he was very proud. so i used the term wrong
context

FaeFae
comperison.
it's not a real word. squint

Steph
o
well it shuld be
i need to eat. ill be right back
wait i dont have to actually theres sugar free redbul rite here

FaeFae
i had a saldad

Steph
ur good
i had a carrot last night
i told u nvm

FaeFae
yah boiled, with mustard

Steph
what are u thinkin

FaeFae
i dont even know tittles name

 

"I had a saldad" Lol


Off to an early start today. Already has some shitty SHIITTY premixed mojito, followed by some corona extra. Now time to do some trig homework.

 

TWO WORDS PLUS ONE EXTRA IMPORTANT ONE:


****. YEAH. NO.

Why is that? Because ************, I found this ******* jock **** in a can in my motherfucking fridge!!



I ask myself, how does this **** end up in my fridge? I will ******* tell you how; I have a god damn wife with god damn preppy girly ******* friends, thats how.

But its still a god damn alcoholic drink ************, and you bet your sweet tight prison *** I am going to drink it. Why? BECAUSE *******!
No drink left behind!

Wanna know how hard core its going to be? PRETTY DAMN HARD CORE.

Imma **** out a god damn rainbow after I am done with this, because I seem to have an endless supply of Jameson, Grey Goose, and other random alcoholic **** like a mini keg of blue moon! EVERYONE IS OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE FOR NEXT FEW HOURS.




Lets **** **** up.

 

it's compersion and it's a real word.

Compersion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Thabks matt. I was like wtf. I have big vocab but have bet hewrd that word in my 46 years

 

man you're almost as old as Curly

 

Compersion seems like a tough thing to practice. The same feelings that drive jealousy are turned into a positive force, but it sounds really hard to do when you care about someone in a 'traditional' way.
People who are non-monogamous and/or 'polyamorous' do this a bunch. Thats another whole complex romantic philosophy too. Polyamory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

FIC dndjdjdjd d d. D dUCKING FAIL THE DAM BITXH WANTED MONEY GO UCK URAELF RHRHRHRBBRRTBBR

 

Wait, Faefae tried to pick up a prostitute?

 

I knew she was a stripper but she wanted to prostitute herself for fistang.

 

Epic ***** this morning... no hangover though. So far have gone 5 years without having a single hangover.

wish I can say the same about black outs.


I dont remember much, the last thing I remember was playing borderlands 2 and giving tehjeff some ****; but apparently the wife and neighbors said I did the following:
-found myself some absinthe that I apparently had.

-tried to rebuild the t25 I have here to rebuild, got mad and threw a c-clip into at a neighbors dog.

-hugged a policewoman without getting my *** handed to me. Apparently I act sober around cops. Good to know.

- made a beer/soda can man statue using double-sided tape to only place it in the middle of the road.

- made a grenade out of a ping-pong ball, broken up .22 rounds for powder, airsoft pellets and firecracker sparkle powder with the 12" waterproof fuse the firecracker bunch had. Then I made a Pen-grenade using the same process except for a shell I used a sharpie.

- tried to ride the cat like a horse. Explains why he is unhappy with me this morning.

-tried to ride the dog like a horse after. Didnt work either.

-Wife directed me to play BF3 where I am no harm to myself. As she recalls, I got kicked from servers from crashing the chopper with a full squad, landing jets and placing them nose to nose so people had a hard time taking off. Placing C4 on the choppers and waiting for someone to run to them. Flying a chopper with a person and just random abandoning them.

-then I watched My Little Pwny.

-sleep.

 

could you have left the money inside during fist?

 

Starring Min