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Old 08-26-2012, 12:12 AM   #321
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will make an attempt to find this in a few hours
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Old 08-26-2012, 12:54 AM   #322
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Find what?
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Old 08-26-2012, 01:29 AM   #323
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Find what?
This is the DDD thread.

You expect his post to make sense?
Edit: Upon further reflection, I believe he is not yet inebriated, but is saying he will make an attempt to find this thread in a few hours.

Damn you guys who got started at noon. I'm just now starting with some coconut rum on the rocks.
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Old 08-26-2012, 05:37 PM   #324
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never even made it home. worst hang over ever
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:20 AM   #325
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So...she came today.. 9 times total. By the time we stopped she was sliding all over like a ride at Wisconsin Dales.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:51 PM   #326
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that feel when you remember hooking up with a chick but you aren't sure if you actually had sex with her or not

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Old 09-25-2012, 08:12 PM   #327
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Well someone deleted my killer thread so i guess i will repost it here. i suppose it is appropriate here.

The title is, "Comperison"
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:12 PM   #328
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Steph
yeah im sorry im trying to schlick off to the sound of your chat messages
i think ur game sucks, you are pretty awkward
but not always
actually i dont even know im biased

FaeFae
am i awkward

Steph
was whati meant tosay before
im awkward too
=\

FaeFae
largely the reason im awkward is cus i am trying to hide my judgementalness
somtimes
when i meet someone and think "you have a dumb face" it is hard to have a normal conversation

Steph
yes u do a good job of it. do u think i have a dumb face

FaeFae
no
tittles does tho
im gonna *** with her more

Steph
haha
okay
she likes u
she was all like "i will open up my ***** this instant for them to stick both thier fists in me"

FaeFae
lol wow really?

Steph
yeah u culdnt tell
she asked us if we were sexi frands and even told us she could make our fantasy happen that night.

FaeFae
wow HOLY ****

Steph
LOL really i dont know whyu wanna fist a girl so bad.

FaeFae
LETS DO THIS **** NIGS

Steph
ur dumb

FaeFae
GOD DAMN

Steph
lol

FaeFae
it doesnt have to be a girl but it def would be easier with the P vs the B
wow that would totally help me get over my breakup

Steph
good
u shuld come to TT
and fist the fiuck out of her
my brain was still on the "are u sexi friends" question.
but yeah tittles wants u
and she wants ur fist in her *****

FaeFae
ok i will help her
i am so happy

Steph
good igues
I have compersion for u

FaeFae
comperison??? wtf is that. stop typing with one hand

Steph
its the opposite of jealousy
and i had a gud *** thank u
compersion is warm fuzzy feeling u get when someone u like is ------- someone youcould care less for
smile
orsomeone u like its no matter it wasnt exactly proper use of the word its the happy feeling you get when ur lover is with another lover. its a rare feeling. really really rare. but my exbf used to have it for me and tina. u culd see it in his face, like he was very proud. so i used the term wrong
context

FaeFae
comperison.
it's not a real word. squint

Steph
o
well it shuld be
i need to eat. ill be right back
wait i dont have to actually theres sugar free redbul rite here

FaeFae
i had a saldad

Steph
ur good
i had a carrot last night
i told u nvm

FaeFae
yah boiled, with mustard

Steph
what are u thinkin

FaeFae
i dont even know tittles name
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:29 PM   #329
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"I had a saldad" Lol


Off to an early start today. Already has some shitty SHIITTY premixed mojito, followed by some corona extra. Now time to do some trig homework.
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:38 PM   #330
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TWO WORDS PLUS ONE EXTRA IMPORTANT ONE:


****. YEAH. NO.

Why is that? Because ************, I found this ******* jock **** in a can in my motherfucking fridge!!



I ask myself, how does this **** end up in my fridge? I will ******* tell you how; I have a god damn wife with god damn preppy girly ******* friends, thats how.

But its still a god damn alcoholic drink ************, and you bet your sweet tight prison *** I am going to drink it. Why? BECAUSE *******!
No drink left behind!

Wanna know how hard core its going to be? PRETTY DAMN HARD CORE.

Imma **** out a god damn rainbow after I am done with this, because I seem to have an endless supply of Jameson, Grey Goose, and other random alcoholic **** like a mini keg of blue moon! EVERYONE IS OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE FOR NEXT FEW HOURS.




Lets **** **** up.
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:09 PM   #331
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Well someone deleted my killer thread so i guess i will repost it here. i suppose it is appropriate here.

The title is, "Comperison"
it's compersion and it's a real word.

Compersion - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:00 PM   #332
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Thabks matt. I was like wtf. I have big vocab but have bet hewrd that word in my 46 years
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:12 PM   #333
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man you're almost as old as Curly
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Old 09-25-2012, 10:34 PM   #334
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Compersion seems like a tough thing to practice. The same feelings that drive jealousy are turned into a positive force, but it sounds really hard to do when you care about someone in a 'traditional' way.
People who are non-monogamous and/or 'polyamorous' do this a bunch. Thats another whole complex romantic philosophy too. Polyamory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:37 AM   #335
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FIC dndjdjdjd d d. D dUCKING FAIL THE DAM BITXH WANTED MONEY GO UCK URAELF RHRHRHRBBRRTBBR
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Wait, Faefae tried to pick up a prostitute?
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Old 09-26-2012, 11:32 AM   #337
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Wait, Faefae tried to pick up a prostitute?
I knew she was a stripper but she wanted to prostitute herself for fistang.
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Epic ***** this morning... no hangover though. So far have gone 5 years without having a single hangover.

wish I can say the same about black outs.


I dont remember much, the last thing I remember was playing borderlands 2 and giving tehjeff some ****; but apparently the wife and neighbors said I did the following:
-found myself some absinthe that I apparently had.

-tried to rebuild the t25 I have here to rebuild, got mad and threw a c-clip into at a neighbors dog.

-hugged a policewoman without getting my *** handed to me. Apparently I act sober around cops. Good to know.

- made a beer/soda can man statue using double-sided tape to only place it in the middle of the road.

- made a grenade out of a ping-pong ball, broken up .22 rounds for powder, airsoft pellets and firecracker sparkle powder with the 12" waterproof fuse the firecracker bunch had. Then I made a Pen-grenade using the same process except for a shell I used a sharpie.

- tried to ride the cat like a horse. Explains why he is unhappy with me this morning.

-tried to ride the dog like a horse after. Didnt work either.

-Wife directed me to play BF3 where I am no harm to myself. As she recalls, I got kicked from servers from crashing the chopper with a full squad, landing jets and placing them nose to nose so people had a hard time taking off. Placing C4 on the choppers and waiting for someone to run to them. Flying a chopper with a person and just random abandoning them.

-then I watched My Little Pwny.

-sleep.
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I knew she was a stripper but she wanted to prostitute herself for fistang.
could you have left the money inside during fist?
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