I'm mildly buzzed, but I just need to vent. I'm gonna drop F bombs all over the place, so it's gonna get ----'d out...but I won't give a what.
I'm at my brother's house and his sister in law and my wife are watching "The Voice". What the Mother ---- is this ----? Know why America is so ------ up? It's cause of ---- like this...I'll fill you in. On this faggy gayness piece of ---- show, we have 4 "judges" who sit in chairs with their backs turned. A "singer" (waste of american society, just go get a job your ------- loser) comes out and the "judges" listen to the "talent" do their little puppet dance, and then if the judge likes them, they press a button and their chair turns around with a big lit up sign that says "I Want you". It's similar to the facebook gayness when you can "like this" (thumbs up icon inserted here). After the skit of over, the judges pretty much offer the puppets a record deal.
Tell me this isn't the most rigged up piece of crap to hit national TV yet.
What a waste of television.
/vent.

So Min, you still hosting that ---- bead party friday night

:)

Did you say a word that started with f or a word similar to anole?

Your gonna poop yourself when you find out about this other show, it's called "American Idol". It's pretty much the same thing except the judges are even worse and people watching get to vote and get extremity worked up over it, as such:

Oh $hit son!!! American idol? WTF is this noize?
It actually kind of reminds me of the 08 presidential election...let's see which "idol" can sing and dance the gayest...let's vote for that jackass!

lol


Wow I thought was for reals. I was scouring craigslist lol

Scarily authentic and I liked the use of the N word haa

Lmfao you must find a way to upload the vm. I must hear myself (even though thats not how i really talk lol)

I picked up four fawdies on my way through GA yesterday.

GOING HAM IN FLORIDA TONIGHT.

Please make this thread your home page before drinking. Hopefully you'll be too dunk to navigate elsewhere.

when I'm drunk, there's only one thing on my mind...

it's dick, LOLZ.

R r r r
ROFLMAO

GGNN FUUZZI ON DA BUZZ NURRTYY

if you stick it far enough in your mouth, it will literally be on your brain...

you know from experience?

Malbec, mothafukkas!

Post Coital Thread
 

Post in this thread if/when you wrap up a [hetero] coital session.

(delete if inappropriate)

Guess what I just did.

:party:

had unprotected sexual relations with a female tonight. she's on the pill... I hope.

Pull out moron.

Virginity was on the line... Pusha was in the background ready to cash in his bets.