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hustler 02-24-2012 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 839276)
I got kicked out of a bar last night, for reason I don't remember.

Which one? I will Molotov them at lunch. I'm going to the Tea Room, LIKE A ----------ING BAUCE!!!

Faeflora 02-24-2012 12:46 PM

jus an verage wednsday

Bond 02-24-2012 02:56 PM

It's friday and I'm hammered. Yay me!

pusha 02-25-2012 03:02 PM

I ---ed some random girl last night in a pasture. We walked out there under the premise of "star gazing" on an overcast night. After the deed was done, I tossed the rubber off into the field. Hope a cow doesn't eat it :-).

Faeflora 02-28-2012 01:36 AM

Plurrrergghhaa reughhra fffllllllurijxckkckcksk

pusha 02-28-2012 03:38 PM

I blacked out hard as FUH last night and woke up to find uneaten, spoiled Taco Bell all over the floor of the room I'm staying in at my buddy's place. So much glorious food wasted. What a pity.

y8s 02-28-2012 04:02 PM

for someone who really wants to be classy.... no.

Pen2_the_penguin 02-28-2012 09:39 PM

ill just chill here till I sober up.

pusha 02-28-2012 09:42 PM

$2 doubles until midnight. IDK if I wanna crawl out of bed though.

Pen2_the_penguin 02-28-2012 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 841230)
$2 doubles until midnight. IDK if I wanna crawl out of bed though.

do it.

pusha 02-28-2012 09:43 PM

same thing every night.

I had whiskey shits all day today.

Pen2_the_penguin 02-28-2012 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 841232)
same thing every night.

I had whiskey shits all day today.

The more it burns, the better the whiskey.

pusha 02-28-2012 09:48 PM

It's usually Ten High, but sometimes they'll have Ancient Age, Kentucky Gentleman, etc.

$1 singles/$2 doubles until midnight, $2 singles/$4 doubles until close. $3 mixed shots all night. Beer? I don't know, I've never had one there.

On Tuesdays it's $2 Tuesdays, ALL drinks are $2, ALL night with $2 cover.

Wednesdays is All-You-Can-Drink from 10-12 for $7

Fridays is All-You-Can-Drink 6-8 for $7.

While in undergrad, I'd begin my Fridays at another bar which had half-off Happy Hour starting at 11:30 AM. A meal was about $3 and beers are less than $1. I'd leave there at 6 for AYCD where I'd just drink until 2 AM. Yes, I somehow graduated.

At the one place, with all the specials, I've never spent more than $10. Every time I go, no matter what I drink, it's a flat $10 because they "know me".

Pen2_the_penguin 02-28-2012 09:53 PM

I wish our bars here in reno were that cheap, but unfortunately, if I want to end up drunk with some cash left over, I either bullshit play at some gaming table or slot, and get free drinks while "playing," or get $1 shitty margaritas, since beer at bars here is wayh to muchj, (the bar I hang with friends at is the cheapest, 3.50 dollars for a 12 oz. cup of blue moon... and its a total hole in the wall.)

shots are 4 bucks a pop with never any specials, doubles are 6.




I just end up hanging out at my friend's house, shop, or wherever drinking what we bought at Total Wine

pusha 02-28-2012 09:58 PM

yo, sux2bu

Pen2_the_penguin 02-28-2012 10:01 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 841242)
yo, sux2bu

yeah it does.

pusha 02-28-2012 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 839675)
I ---ed some random girl last night in a pasture. We walked out there under the premise of "star gazing" on an overcast night. After the deed was done, I tossed the rubber off into the field. Hope a cow doesn't eat it :-).

today I totally rubbed one out to the silhouette of her head against the lit party area as it went up and down. WHAT A MEMORY. THESE WILL BE "THE DAYS".

gospeed81 02-29-2012 10:23 AM


Originally Posted by pusha (Post 841246)
today I totally rubbed one out to the silhouette of her head against the lit party area as it went up and down. WHAT A MEMORY. THESE WILL BE "THE DAYS".

I just fapped thinking about the same thing.

Spanking vicariously ftw.

pusha 02-29-2012 03:13 PM

that's nice, I'm glad you were thinking of me receiving fellatio while you masturbated to climax

pusha 02-29-2012 03:15 PM

in other news, I went out last night and blacked out. woke up this morning to discover the girl I brought home had a landing strip. it'd been awhile since I'd bed a girl who took an artistic approach to pubic grooming. another win, I guess.


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