Thuper big

Happy birthday big boy


How about you make something of yourself starting this year.

Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
16.
18? You first.
Mom!
I like where this is goin'. Giggety, giggety, gig-get-ty

Happy birthday kid. How old are you?

I just registered for a real estate broker course. We'll see.


I'm 24, we can party.

Dyno yo ssheet

Im rootin for yu.

To get it going in real estate you need mad sales skills or mad networking.

Be prepared to hustle if you want to make a sale unless it is gratis.

Best of fortune to you.

we'll see, already going through my rolodex. thanks for your kind words.

Rolodex?!? So 1994...

When you show houses, are you going to take people around in your diesel, or miata?

Duh, Miata. Pushy wants it to have the appropriate affect on them.

I'll borrow my mom's Mercedes-Benz E-350.

I wish women were able to post nudes on Facebook.

just had an after-school special

I'm about to get hammered. Check this out.

I too plan on becoming intoxicated, in celebration of my car working.

just set aside 400 dollars of my paycheck for Liver Abuse Day... wife doesnt know, but giving her 70 to get her nails done should shut her the ---- up if she ever questions why my check was so low. Imma drink my whiskey now and plot my night.

why not just save up for a lawyer so you dont have to worry about it anymore?

because for some reason I still like her. maybe love, its questionable.




But right now, I just woke up to the sound of someone trying to unlock my door.


...harmless threat, so now im trading up my .40 for a nice glass of rum.

guns + alkeehool = WINNING

pm mer her pix and ill tell u if its love or kile and sex

+1 prop for a calaber better then 9mm!!!

i dont tink so...



..../ you know the rules, I only send pics of my exs for fun.