Why's that? I think theres quite a bit on that link that are bangable.

 

Dude ... if you could not find hotness there, then your standards are impossibly high. Or, your references to your "girlfriend" don't mean what we assumed they meant.

 

OR must be a sad sad sad place.

 

Ok ok.

Hot:



etc. And there are a few others.

BUT...not hot:








Just because chick+bike, does not equal hot. That was my point. Excuse the absoluteness of my comment.

 

professional models (kelly brook?) don't count.

 

See? The brain agrees with me.

 

I declare my independence... from gasoline!

(Well, not total independence. But I'm more like a protectorate of gasoline than a colony.)

 

Switch to corn Joe.

 

You know, I actually would. Except that the one station near here which sells E85 doesn't seem to understand the concept that since E85 has a lower energy density than gasoline, it should be priced less than or equal to gasoline on a cost-per-energy-equivalent basis.

Perhaps the Higgs Boson will save us.

Or perhaps not.

 

except that corn is a corporate goldmine!

why not just donate money to big agribusiness and pay subsidies to farmers who don't need them? yay corn!

 

Teagan Presley.

 

If true, bike seat modeled after peter north's junk.

 

Random fact:

I haven't driven in three weeks.


Underlying truth:

This is principally because my car is substantially dismantled, and much of it is piled up in the living room.

 

yes but do you find yourself showering (with or without Abe) and cleaning your Hawaiian shirts more often than usual? either you're burning 2x the energy doing that or you're a stinky dick

 

I do sometimes take a shower in the afternoon if I'm feeling particularly icky. Kinda depends on how hot it is and how hard I was pushing it.

I have one dedicated shirt which is used for cycling in the morning. It's an old, red Hawaiian shirt that's gotten a bit threadbare. I wear it just for the morning ride, and then change into a nicer shirt which I bring with me. I wear the "nice" shirt on the ride home, and carry the old shirt. The old shirt gets used for one week, and then washed on the weekend. So my net shirt utilization has only increased by one unit per week.

The pants situation is similar. One pair of black jeans is kept at the office, and I wear some old, ratty jean shorts for both the morning and afternoon rides. On Friday, I bring the work jeans home and wash them, and on Monday I bring fresh jeans with me for the week.

How much more would you like to know about how ---- I am concerning my bathing / dressing habits?

 

really all I want is a pic of you riding your bike

 

Good work, Joe. Are you seeing positive results in your fitness? Do they make a Hawaiian shirt with the following logo?

 

no shirt only tanks

 

Armstrong your way into the hearts and minds of the Armstrongs.


exhibit A:



exhibit B:

 

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