http://jalopnik.com/5869734/secret-d...rs-are-asshats

And now you know....the RESSST...of the story.


We get points'n prizes'n **** for it.

 

must have been you since your blurred the plates...

:(

 

This is how the people next to me park at my place:



Parked as close as I could to them, hoping they would figure it out...



Unfortunately, the drivers door is on the other side... so they still park like that :(

 

A note will cure that quick.

 

Or a flat tire every Thursday morning.

Then, as soon as they realize its always on a thursday switch it up to tuesday

 

Actually... we've talked face to face. They apologized. And yet, they still do it..? :S

 

This can be accomplished quite harmlessly with the valve stem valve removal tool. Plus you get the added satisfaction that they have to get a new valve before they can reinflate the tire.

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

Brilliant.

 

I park like a winner. Always backed in and always perfect, just like me

 

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

My turn on Tuesday... didn't get pics unfortunately.

Hobbled out to the parking lot from my work area (about a 1/4 mile away, and I had knee surgery recently) to find some douche with a flatbed 1ton Dodge dually parked crosswise in the tiny spots. The bed was about a foot from my drivers door. He got a pair of "readjusted" mirrors, a huge loogy on the windshield, and since I happened to have a sharpie in my pocket, "Hey Douche, Nice Parking" written in mirror on the drivers door window so he could read it when he looked out. Nice thing about Sharpies is that while you can get the black off, they leave a nice residue anytime the window is wet or foggy, which is a lot this time of year.

Had to kind of climb over the center console (was in the Audi) which hurt like **** since the knee doesn't bend well...

 

Got this gem leaving the hospital. Not near the ER so no excuse. Except the concrete wall in the spot. Building or parking fail.

 

I only could fit 3 cars in the picture but basically the entire side was AT LEAST over the line. Like a retard convention.

 

And love the grocery carts in the middle. People are really too lazy to either bring them back or put them in the cart docK?!

 

That sort of laziness pisses me off soo much.

Today I was taking something to an apartment complex, and when i was looking for the right building I happed upon an old honda station wagon parked longitudinally, blocking in three cars which where in parking spaces. Not only that but this guy had parked taking up much of the one way lane and had left his car. Wish I had taken a picture.

 

I issue bumper stickers from http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/

 

I always do my best to pass the cart responsibility on to someone who is entering the store as I'm leaving. People are always shocked when you offer them a cart in the parking lot, so you get a lot of strange looks for a few seconds before they realize what you're offering.

 

guess which altima is braineack's

 

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