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shuiend 04-30-2010 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 565829)
Ohio has had that for a while. Not bears, but deer. You gotta notify a deputy or a warden, but other than that, the carcass is yours.

Page 61 of the Digest of Ohio Motor Vehicle Laws:
WHAT TO DO IN CASE YOU HIT A DEER
If you hit a deer and cause its death, you may take possession of the deer by
law, as long as you report the collision to a game protector or other law
enforcement officer within 24 hours. The protector or officer will then investigate
and issue a certificate entitling you to the carcass. It is illegal to take a deer
carcass without reporting it.
Who here thinks that if you were to hit a deer with a Miata, your first thought would be "Mmmmm... dinner"?

I actually hit a deer in 2006 with my Miata. I was driving down to my parents at about 7am to go vote. I was just cruising along a country road at around 50mph with a big ass suv riding my tail. I look out ahead and to the right in a field and see a deer. It starts running for the road. I knew right then and there I was getting hit. I could not slam on my brakes because the SUV would have slammed into my rear end. So the deer jumps over a 6 foot high fence and clears my car. Except for its hind legs hitting and denting my food and fender. I pulled off to the side of the road a little but further down to check and make sure everything was alright. Luckily I was safe. Had I been a foot further forward the deer would have gone through my windshield. On my way back later that day I looked for the deer carcass, but it was not there. I was pissed that it survived. I wanted to get out and kick the shit out of it.

Rocky64 04-30-2010 04:11 PM

I just went and paid rent for next month. This is our second month here. Its nice, and we like it. The landlord says "I cant find your security deposit reciept. Did you pay me a security deposit?" I said "I think so, I'll check my records". So I bring back a copy of the receipt for the security deposit and he says "great. Can I have a copy"

"yeah sure"

Did he just try to "get" me?

He referred to himself as a "business man"

buffon01 04-30-2010 04:17 PM

Sounds like it. If I were you I'll take pictures of the entire house so he doesnt try to fuck you later on.

wayne_curr 04-30-2010 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 565897)
Sounds like it. If I were you I'll take pictures of the entire house so he doesnt try to fuck you later on.

Hopefully they did a walk-through together.

buffon01 04-30-2010 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by wayne_curr (Post 565904)
Hopefully they did a walk-through together.

A scumbag will always be a scumbag, and is not what you know is what you can prove. Trust me I saw this happen to my parents, despite previously advicing to back themselves up with physical proof. Seriously, if you think there could be a chance of someone scaming you when renting a property:

1 Keep receipts of EVERYTHING
2. Take pictures of all the dings and bangs the property might have, that you're NOT responsible of.
3 Make sure the owner of the property acknowleges this dings and bangs
4 Go as far as to write a letter to the owner discussing that you have gone over the original state of the property before being occupied. Have the owner sign this letter, and keep a copy.
5 In case the owner wants to put his finger up your booty it wont be easy.Dont get fucked!

:wavey:

Bond 04-30-2010 05:50 PM

I'm so confused by this thread

fooger03 04-30-2010 06:03 PM

I ate a cheeseburger for lunch today

Then I had one for dinner too

Bond 04-30-2010 06:06 PM

Wow I had three bowls of cereal and a sammich and some chips today. Prepared to drink.

99mx5 04-30-2010 06:30 PM

My wife loves having the cats get on top of her desk while she works. They seem to like it too and to show their appreciation for allowing them to get on the desk, one cat left a ball of hair with a chunk of turd in it and the other puked all over her paperwork. Gotta love cats.

Braineack 04-30-2010 06:34 PM

hurray for Photoshop companions!

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hs554...._8104544_n.jpg

Braineack 04-30-2010 06:56 PM

It's my cat in a box!

http://www.boostedmiata.com/gallery2...2/DSC_0017.JPG


my cat in a box baby...

rider384 04-30-2010 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 565978)
It's my cat in a box!

my cat in a box baby...

It's my Sock in a box
Attachment 198013

And yes, his name is sock.

Bryce 04-30-2010 09:33 PM

I'm standing at the buffet at laberge du lac. Which one should I eat first, alaskan king crab legs, crawfish, frog legs, fried alligator? Oh, I'm on a boat, motherfucker.

turotufas 04-30-2010 09:41 PM

"Ooh! Any crab leg cupcakes?"

http://www.zuguide.com/image/The-Waterboy.jpg

messiahx 04-30-2010 09:45 PM

Back to the deer real quick...my dad hit one in his stock '01. Turns out the miata is shaped very well to send a deer about 20 ft up in the air. At least that's what the people following him said. Car had a couple scratches, had to fix the headlight mount. Can't even tell now.

NA6C-Guy 04-30-2010 10:17 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 566013)
And yes, his name is Sock.

Have some respect for the guy, his name is worthy of capitalization.

rider384 04-30-2010 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 566071)
Have some respect for the guy, his name is worthy of capitalization.

Capitalized the first time. Reflex to not capitalize a usually common noun.

thirdgen 05-01-2010 12:19 AM

Here's my ramble, i just tried to search for an old thread of mine, couldn't find it. So I pulled some chuck Norris thread back up, then I realized that Joe Perez is the man, but Damn does he makes long thread responses! Then I realized I was sitting at a private club bar and I also realized that I haven't renewed my membership in 2 years, so WTF am I doin here? All started cause I thought about since miata is about done, maybe I should build a Cobra R replica, but with twin turbo, or I should buy a 93 Rx-7 and call it a day....

thirdgen 05-01-2010 12:20 AM

Also, this ramble thread is worthy of free lifetime membership for the creator.

turotufas 05-01-2010 01:17 AM

Thunder storms just came through my area and fucked shit up. Power off for hours and tress falling on my peoples houses. Ain't that some bull stuff!


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