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good2go 04-02-2014 09:12 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1117790)
It kind of annoy's me when people gro's'sly mi'su'se the apo'strophe. 'Seriously, thi's is how retarded you look when you u'se apo'strophe's in pluralization.

Relax Joe, your day is over. Have a beer.

y8s 04-02-2014 09:23 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1117790)
It kind of annoy's me when people gro's'sly mi'su'se the apo'strophe. 'Seriously, thi's i's how retarded you look when you u'se apo'strophe's in pluralization.

so says Joe Pere'z

Jeffbucc 04-02-2014 10:29 PM

I thought he was referring to my post for a second there. I was very confused.

Oscar 04-03-2014 02:38 AM

If your prospective university has an in-house racing team that fields both GT and LMP2 cars, it's probably a good sign right?

EO2K 04-03-2014 02:57 AM


Originally Posted by Oscar (Post 1117870)
If your prospective university has an in-house racing team that fields both GT and LMP2 cars, it's probably a good sign right?

There is literally no wa ythat this can be a bad sign.

Erat 04-03-2014 04:50 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1117790)
It kind of annoy's me when people gro's'sly mi'su'se the apo'strophe. 'Seriously, thi's i's how retarded you look when you u'se apo'strophe's in pluralization.

I went to public schools in and around Detroit.

What's an apostrophe?

olderguy 04-03-2014 06:08 AM

It grates on me to hear commercials with split infinitives. It bothers me even more when they use "different to" rather than "different from" in the same 30 second spot.

Davezorz 04-03-2014 08:38 AM

In Pittsburgh, To Be verbs are apparently optional.

Normal Person: "My car needs to be fixed"
Yinzer: "My car needs fixed"

Erat 04-03-2014 09:02 AM


Originally Posted by Davezorz (Post 1117901)
In Pittsburgh, To Be verbs are apparently optional.

Normal Person: "My car needs to be fixed"
Yinzer: "My car needs fixed"

That's literally the same thing.

olderguy 04-03-2014 09:07 AM

Years ago we would conjugate the the verb "be jamming":

I be jammin
You be jammin
he be jammin
she be jammin
they be jammin

Braineack 04-03-2014 09:55 AM

were jammin:


olderguy 04-03-2014 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1117934)
were jammin:



we're jammin(Joe will be offended)

sixshooter 04-03-2014 10:22 AM

indiscreet - where some people park their cars

Tekel 04-03-2014 03:01 PM

Do we have to be nice to the new knockoffs of knockoffs swag wheels advertiser?

dieselmiata 04-03-2014 03:10 PM

I was wondering the same thing. Do the sponsors sign up directly for the individual forums? Or are they a blanket IB sponsor?

I can't see a sponsor profiting well from boat anchors and swag here, so it's odd to me that they were desiring/approved for sponsorship here, but if they are an IB sponsor and blanketing all the related forums it makes more sense.

Joe Perez 04-03-2014 11:20 PM

We get some real winners in the WPIX Engineering Maintenance database.

Tonight's most recent entry:

(for reference, "ENG" means Electronic News Gathering, and "ENG J" refers to one of the many field cameras which reporters can check out of the shop to go shoot a story with.)
WPIX Broadcast Operations
eng J has been added
Modify my alert settings | View eng J | View Engineering Trouble Report

General Location: ENG Gear
Equipment / Device: eng J
Description of Trouble:
While gearing down, "J" camera view finder broke after colliding with maintance shop door.

Trouble Date / Time: 4/4/2014 12:00 AM
Reported By: [redacted]
Modified: 4/3/2014 11:05 PM
Created: 4/3/2014 11:05 PM
Translation: "I slammed a $20,000 camera into a door frame and broke it while returning it to the shop."

Davezorz 04-04-2014 10:14 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1118157)

Translation: "I slammed a $20,000 camera into a door frame and broke it while returning it to the shop."

reminds me of the old saying: "Leave an enlisted man in an empty room with two bowling balls for an hour. When you come back, one bowling ball will be broken and the other will be missing"

Tekel 04-04-2014 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by dieselmiata (Post 1118036)
I was wondering the same thing. Do the sponsors sign up directly for the individual forums? Or are they a blanket IB sponsor?

I can't see a sponsor profiting well from boat anchors and swag here, so it's odd to me that they were desiring/approved for sponsorship here, but if they are an IB sponsor and blanketing all the related forums it makes more sense.

They are a IB blanket sponsor. Found a bunch of stuff from them on some honda forums with the same basic posts.

thasac 04-04-2014 01:16 PM

"$42K in receipts"

lolol ... I'd love to see those receipts.

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Reverant 04-04-2014 01:19 PM

Modern programmable ECU with dongle, modern barndoor AFM as well for that stealth look.


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