all you kitty lovers beware

 

I wish my cats would do that when I used a brush on them.....

 

Zuuuuuuuul!

 

That rooster in death metal form is bad ***, but if he was in my yard doing that **** at 3am (no they don't do it at sunrise like cartoons show) he would be filled with bird shot. Neighbor used to keep roosters and they would roost in my trees at night. Hated that ****.

That cat is funny as hell. I assume he likes the brush since he never attacked.

 

Lol one of my cats makes the same noises, but not the creepy faces

 

Just to keep the spirit of things around.

 

When I lived on a farm I never had a need for an alarm clock cause the ******* roosters woke me up every day. I liked it though, made me feel real country like.

 

last night my cat started foaming at the mouth and salivating like crazy. She was licking her chops like she had something stuck in her throat and was trying to get it out. I couldn't believe the amount of drool. I started panicking and couldn't figure out what she ate...it's usually string or plastic wrappers of some sort. We called called the 24 hour animal hospital and were about to go rush her over, been then i remember her licking the backside of my hand while I was sitting on my laptop. I had just showered, and like the girl I am, used hand moisturizer as my hands get really dry and my skin peels. Turns out she get licked a bunch of lotion off my hand and really didn't like it in her mouth...

 

Liar ^^ we all know you are talking about four bf.
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These bastard would crow anywhere from 2am till maybe 7am, so not exactly clockwork. Maybe they were just retarded.

 

What the **** is the point in having insurance if you can't ******* go anywhere with it. My insurance rates have increased x5 since I started at this company nearly 2 years ago, and my new insurance is now not paying for doctor visits that they used to at the lower rate. So I pay 5 times more and still end up paying $100 out of pocket just to go speak to a doctor for a follow up and have him write me a prescription refill. I've had to pay for two visits out of pocket in the last 4 months. It's bullshit! BCBS has usually been great for me. I guess I'm gonna have to call and figure out what the hell is going on. Sit through what I'm sure will be an hour of recorded messages and menus as well as "please hold while I transfer you" a hundred times. God these last 2 weeks have not been making me very happy, nothing but bullshit followed by more bullshit.

 

Wow, I just threw up so hard, not a good start to the day

 

Brush those teeth! I hate throwing up. I try to limit it to once every few years. Last time I had the stomach flu was horrible! I threw up every 3-5 minutes for the entire night and next day, even when nothing was there to throw up. Didn't eat for the following several days and only drank small sips of room temp water and juice to avoid upsetting my stomach lining again.

 

It was more of a voluntary throw-up because I knew I would feel better after I did, I overloaded on water.

 

Hardcore. I avoid it at all costs. I will go into super concentration mode when I feel the need to throw up to try and block it out. If people try to communicate with me while I'm in this mode they get hit and I quickly tell them to STFU!

 

I do that, usually before I go to sleep though. Get wasted, get it out again, brush teeth, drink a little water and then sleep. No nasty hangover or the taste of wet dog in your mouth the next morning.

 

Someone has gotta pay for all the 18-26 year old kids that are now all forced to be covered under their parents plans. And that someone is you.

Also, medicare only pays out .85 of the dollar billed to them, so doctors charge more to their other customers and insurance won't cover it.

 

And if Obamacare is repealed, do not look for your rates to go back