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Sep 26, 2010 | 12:23 PM

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Pen2_the_penguin

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I'm looking forward to taking a shower more than once every two weeks and not shitting in a bag.

yum.

Sep 26, 2010 | 02:10 PM

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lolololololololololol

Found this on thereifixedit.failblog.org.

Sep 26, 2010 | 02:17 PM

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The ****?!?! I don't even know what I'm looking at right there...

Is that miata towing a trailer with a plane on it?

Sep 26, 2010 | 02:43 PM

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One with quite a lot of negative rear camber, from the look of it.

Sep 26, 2010 | 03:49 PM

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does anyone know what the hell the little red sticks are in the Kraft Handi-Snacks are for?

Sep 26, 2010 | 04:24 PM

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does anyone know what the hell the little red sticks are in the Kraft Handi-Snacks are for?

To spread the cheese on the krackers maaaannnnn

Sep 26, 2010 | 04:29 PM

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To spread the cheese on the krackers maaaannnnn

am I the only one who says "what the **** is this?" toss it, and just dip the cracker in the cheese? lol

Sep 26, 2010 | 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin

am I the only one who says "what the **** is this?" toss it, and just dip the cracker in the cheese? lol

No, but that's the intended purpose....I haven't had one of those things in years, wonder if the commissary has them over here?

Sep 26, 2010 | 04:37 PM

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am I the only one who says "what the **** is this?"

Yes, I do believe you're the first person who hasn't been able to work out why there's a cheese spreader included with a package of cheese and crackers.

(Well, a package of something that loosely resembles cheese, anyway.)

Sep 26, 2010 | 05:04 PM

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Ugh... ******* whiskey!!! I should have known better. I'm typically a Jager man, but they were out. I just had to drink the Crown. Went out with a girl I'm trying to get with last night and she had to take me home because I was throwing up on myself... embarrassing

Goddamn empty stomach, medication and Crown. Last time I drank whiskey the same thing happened, so I should have known better. Coincidentally, the last time I drank whiskey and threw up on myself I had just eaten some chili cheese burgers, and last night all I had all day was a small bowl of chili. Red meat vomit on my $100 jeans and $150 shirt FTW!!!

At least I was up early enough to pick up my car and stop to get fast food breakfast, **** yeah! How the **** do I make this one up, lol.

Umm, why not switch to beer? Or Smirnoff Ice? Or something less hostile to your system than straight Al K. Hall? I know you've got gastrointestinal issues so take it easy, ok?

Sep 26, 2010 | 05:07 PM

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Sep 26, 2010 | 05:11 PM

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Ugh... ******* whiskey!!! Goddamn empty stomach, medication and Crown.

This is all too familiar to me.

Sep 26, 2010 | 05:45 PM

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Umm, why not switch to beer? Or Smirnoff Ice? Or something less hostile to your system than straight Al K. Hall? I know you've got gastrointestinal issues so take it easy, ok?

And stop buying $150 shirts...seriously, WTF?

Sep 26, 2010 | 06:16 PM

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Umm, why not switch to beer? Or Smirnoff Ice? Or something less hostile to your system than straight Al K. Hall? I know you've got gastrointestinal issues so take it easy, ok?

Didn't think the small amount would be an issue. I think I have fully learned my lesson though, I only ever get sick with whiskey, nothing else does that to me. If it had been Jager I could have gone all night with the shots and been fine. Why a club that accommodates a younger crowd wouldn't have enough Jager in stock is beyond me. JAGER BOMBS!

Damn it, I never have a YT embed issue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M