I want vtec so it can kick in, yo.

 

Late to the party, but Pen deserves an epic facepalm.

Also, I found this:

 

Just found a half empty 40oz bud ice in my fridge, gettin some orange juice, and drankin brass monkey

 

Ok, where's the vid?

Be careful dont hit your vagina on your way out.

 

 

Only a couple of hours before I get home and try to tackle my MS2 install. yay

 

Where else can you see a movie with a vw bug chase scene and stallone kicking ***?

Does anybody know what the background car is at 3:07 and 1:29?

 

wtf was that hahahaah

 

 

In my shitty GoPro. 20 min drive around video. Not worth fuxin' wit.

No joke. Saw a guy at the car meet last night with this tattoo. Open header, no hood, B20. Quick car but redneck as ****.

 

See what I did thar?

 

You turned it into Lemon Party!!!

(moderator comment: More NWS than usual follows.)

http://www.lemonparty.biz/

 

 

Seriously, some of the things I see on eBay just make me wonder "Why?"

Ok, so here's a listing on eBay. It's a new, unopened Amazon Kindle 3, the 6" version with both WiFi and 3G, from a seller in Jacksonville, FL. He has seven of them for sale, at $249 with free shipping and a no returns policy:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Kindle-3G-Wirele...ht_3584wt_1130


Here is the exact same device on Amazon.com. It's $189 with free shipping and a 30 day return policy.

http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Wireles...pf_rd_i=507846


What the hell is going on here? It costs money to list an item on eBay even if it doesn't sell, so clearly somebody must be paying the $60 extra to buy their Kindles from some unknown guy with a no-returns clause, but WHO? And this is by no stretch the only one. There are dozens of listings for these in the $210 to $280 range. It's not as though there's a worldwide shortage of Kindles- they're not precisely rare, so why would anybody do this?

 

Rushin: WOW! A newer 2-door Jeep!! (Super excited)
Scuba_steve: ...Gee, I think I just creamed my jeans.

 

Got raped by an f430, and it sounded great

 

I bought the original trilogy on DVD. For each episode, disc one has the "improved" version. The bonus disc has the original on it.

 

I hope someone had enough sense to wear a condom.

By the way, who was top?

 

Ugh... ******* whiskey!!! I should have known better. I'm typically a Jager man, but they were out. I just had to drink the Crown. Went out with a girl I'm trying to get with last night and she had to take me home because I was throwing up on myself... embarrassing Goddamn empty stomach, medication and Crown. Last time I drank whiskey the same thing happened, so I should have known better. Coincidentally, the last time I drank whiskey and threw up on myself I had just eaten some chili cheese burgers, and last night all I had all day was a small bowl of chili. Red meat vomit on my $100 jeans and $150 shirt FTW!!! At least I was up early enough to pick up my car and stop to get fast food breakfast, **** yeah! How the **** do I make this one up, lol.

 

I'm looking forward to taking a shower more than once every two weeks and not shitting in a bag.