Oh I will. But I think I got my bad karma back today. My motor must have been hungry because it ate a valve retainer, valve spring, two push rods, my number 7 exhaust valve, the chamber of my head, and lastly the piston under it. Man not even 24 hours after I post the link. Guess I will be walking for the next two days until I get the motor rebuilt.

 

Damn, tough luck. In any case, there is no such thing as Karma. If that were the case I'd be bathing in gold coins and have all of the sexy women I want thrown at me. Instead I have a bullet hole in me, work a crap job that I hate and have to go out and hunt for said sexy women. **** Karma.

 

 

So Madhatter where are the nudes?

 

I was on the list to buy one, but I got cold feet about it being fiberglass and having the lip so low to the ground. However, I still want one and if people say that they are strong enough to take a few hits, then I will most definately drop the coin on it. Only 225 bucks by the way.

Now I present, Japanese Toilet Pranks.

 

I only talked her into pictures once, the only mistake i made was having walgreens develop the film, or maybe it was using a disposible camera. Either way not one picture came out.

 

Oh man!

WTF are they peeing!? weird.

 

Wait, what is it? I was thinking it was a custom made NA/NC hybrid bumper. Who makes them, and where can you buy them?

 

Autokonunkexionionon.

 

I don't see it on their site, unless it's not available yet, or is a CR special.

 

Fiberglass? pass.

 

Click the link dude. I don't care if you have a CR account or not, just make one and never post. Like me, lol.

It was first PS'd by Adore and then it was picked up to be made.

It is a na/nc front end.

 

A few things that I want to do before I die.

1. Learn how to hack.

2. Make 1 Million illegally.

3. Sky Dive on at least 3 different continents.

4. Survive a rollover at 100+ MPH

 

****! Home again, second night in a row. At least I was only 3 hours short tonight. This **** ******* sucks. In near agony, thanks to the pain never letting up. Feels like someone has a knife in my side and is twisting it around, stirring my organs. At least I'm home early I guess...

Oh yeah, for further details, add in a slight sensation of someone crushing your *****. Thanks hernia!

 

Seek medical attention.

 

I can feel the bile from his burst appendix eating away his insides now. nice knowing you buddy.

 

+1

I'd make sure your appendix isn't prematurely ending your life. Go to the hospital.

 

I'm good now, guys. I think it was my super fun constipation trapping the mother of all gas bubbles, and it was putting lots of pressure on my colon/intestines, or wherever it was. I took some of my magnesium citrate and it liquified that junk and I feel OK now. Yesterday/Monday I thought it was the return of my kidney stones, so I didn't even think about my fuxxored gastrointestinal tract. At least I got a good 6 hours of Halo Reach in tonight, kicked some *** in team slayer, nearly every match I was the top scorer. Maybe the pain helped me keep my nerves down. Also got in a little time to tinker around with my tattoo design. If only my time off work was paid, I would do this more often.

 

gas pains suck. feels like your trying to pass a brick.

 

Wish me luck. I just took a second dose of magnesium citrate before I go to sleep. Thats 20oz of mag citrate, and about 80-100oz of tea and water to wash it down since about midnight. If I have a dream that I am inner tubing down a river, that means I have just shat all over myself in a diarrhea explosion. Here hoping I feel it and wake up before that happens. I need a new mattress anyway, really.

I should have put this in the poo thread. Now I'm shitting up the ramble thread, literally and figuratively.