Did you try to light that ****** on fire? I'm sure a gas bubble that big would make an epic YouTube video

 

I'd hate to do this to my neighbors...

 

Hernia, kidney stones, and the mother of all constipation. What the hell are you doing to your body?

 

I think it's a combo of drugs, alcohol, fattening foods and him being on the receiving end of PIIHB?? I don't know... *shrugs*

 

Holy ****, is there anything more irritating than coworkers that overreact to every little thing?


Wow, why's it so warm in here?

Because the UPS driver just opened the freight door. Like he does EVERY SINGLE DAY.


Oh man, did all these boxes come in today?? What is all this stuff?

Well, it wasn't here yesterday...so I'm guessing it's today's shipment.


If the phone rings one more time, I'm just going to lose it.

That's unfortunate, since you're being paid to answer the phone.

 

What really happened.
Old, but I just saw it.

 

I filled up my F-250 from a quarter tank to the tune of $93. **** my life.

 

Wasn't it you that just went on and on about some super-rich caramel cheesecake ice cream? Why do you keep throwing gasoline on the fire? Rich dairy foods cause constipation and gas in people with properly functioning digestive systems. Last time you were on a big yogurt kick and it nearly killed you.

Write off the dairy products entirely for a week and get well. Pretend you have a milk allergy. Dump that stupid ice cream in the sink and turn on the hot water. You need to be healthy. This is frustrating to me because I want to help and this situation is 100% preventable.

 

 

Gasoline at the nearest station to here is €1.30 / liter ($6.77 / gal.) And there are no F-250s.

There is something to be said for this. I've lost nearly 20 lbs over the past few of months just doing simple little ****, and I've not had any scary poo in that whole time either.

 

I've had explosive diarhea the past two days, like splatter the bowl status expolsiveness

 

Hernia, not sure where from. Trying to be super man and lift **** that is too heavy for one person (putting my engine on and off the stand by myself...) I'm sure 6-8 years of construction work in my teen years didn't help either. Kidney stones came from grapefruit juice, the only citrus juice that promotes stones. Go figure that it would be my favorite drink. Constipation is thanks to the hernia, before the hernia I was nice and regular.

 

I probably should. I keep forgetting when I have a good streak of several weeks with no issue that I should watch what I eat. Ice cream isn't a typical thing in my freezer, I just had a craving. Only dairy I really can't do without is milk, and I only drink 2%, so not quite as bad as whole milk. Gotta have my cereal! I have kind of let my healthy diet slip a bit lately with so much other crap going on in my life. Gained back about 8 pounds in the last month and a half to two months. I appreciate the concern though, I am gonna try to start eating smart again. I keep forgetting that I am not superman like I used to be. I'm only 24 but I can tell my body is already starting to not like me not listening to it's demands.

 

My friend and I are so professional:

 

calvin's gotta job. i'm prouda him

 

he smell like french fries

 

At least he doesn't wear boat shoes.

 

Around here. Kids with the boat shoes get *****.

 

the McRib's back. GUESS WHO AIN'T GETTIN NONE?!

 

I'm going to try and not sound too gay about this, but I've been on a sort of healthy eating kick lately. One of the things I've done is switch from whole milk to almond milk. Nothing fancy, just plain ole' unflavored Silk brand. Didn't care for the soy milk, but the almond-based stuff tastes great (better than cows milk, IMO) works well on cereal, and is 60 cal per 8oz serving and doesn't **** with the digestive system at all.

An added bonus is that it typically stays fresh in the fridge for a month or two, as opposed to cows milk which you're lucky to get a full week out of. This is convenient for me, as when I get back home from a 2 or 3 week trip, I've still got drinkable milk in the fridge.



Funny, that. We had lunch yesterday at a McDonalds (in Germany) and they have 'em here, too. These folks seem to love McDonald's. They're everywhere, and always appear to be packed.

Sidebar: as we learned from Pulp Fiction, it is the little differences which are most interesting. The french fries are only very lightly salted, and are actually quite good- a bit leathery. This from someone who hates McDonald's fries with a passion. And they serve them with mayonnaise (which is quite tasty). The menu is also astoundingly diverse. I had the Nürnburger, which is three little sausages on a ciabatta roll with mustard. Yummy.



And yes, the quarter-pounder is in fact a Royale mit käse.