Frak Turbotax, and all the other online tax-prep software. I started doing it the "old fashioned" way last year, and actually found it much easier.

Here's everything you need:

http://www.irs.gov/formspubs/index.html?portlet=3

 

Hehe, I actually just read through the previous tax thread and saw you talking about that. Thought about it, but no printer here at home to print up the forms, and TurboTax has all my info saved already.

 

I don't think it's really needed. Haven't checked to see if my nuts have fallen off though. Blue definitely, red is permanent unless heat is applied.

 

So it turns out I owe our federal government $5.

 

So, serious question now, is there something that would inhibit a person from being able to consume alcohol? I've never been able to. Two shots and I'm too sick to take another. I just drank half a beer and vomited 3 times. I have never, as long as I can remember, been able to hold down alcohol.

 

Are you Asian?

 

Nope, I'm as white bred as they come.

 

Then you are a lightweight.

 

6' 135

 

That liver enzyme thing that gives asians a low tolerance is not exclusive to asians. (I think) you puke when your body can't process whatever you ate/drank, so the lack of whatever enzyme it is might have something to do with it.

 

holy ****, you are a *****.

 

I'm only like that with Whiskey. Even the smell makes me feel ill. No good experiences with it. Any time I have had it, the night ends with my on a bathroom floor, or face down in the sand on a beach.

 

Seems about right.

I dont drink anymore, but I lived off Jack for 2-3 years. A 750ml bottle was pretty routine when going out.

The only drink I used to have a hard time keeping down was Jager. I used to love it but I think to a point where I overdrank it and now I have to stay away from it.

Anyways, drinking is for big fat ******s like pusha that don't have anything better to do with their time or money.

 

We are opposites then. I can drink Jager like water, and people always warn me it will **** me up. Never has. My last time with whiskey was a night the bar was out of Jager, so I had what a friend was drinking... Crown. After about 4 shots on top of my 3 shots of Jager before I left the house, along with 2 or 3 beers, I ended up throwing up all over myself, her and her car as she took me home. Cop threatened to lock me up in the parking lot. If they had had Jager, that night would have went more smoothly.

I rarely drink much anyway though. I only get truly drunk maybe 3 or 4 times a year. Otherwise I just have a few drinks to loosen me up a bit, mostly beer or something to sip on. My fruity side loves wine coolers. But they don't do much to me. I can pound them down as fast as I can and I never really get a buzz. After drinking 10-12, I get fed up and hit up the liquor cabinet.

 

One of my new favorite passtimes is trolling CR.

 

Are you anorexic?

 

I eat like a wolf

 

Come to the MT summer retreat this summer. I'm bringing a keg.

*** eater.

 

If you eat like a wolf, are 6', 135#, and have issues holding down half a beer, you have medical issues.

Your liver is not working properly, and your metabolism is jacked. Get some tests done.

 

Wolfs don't eat ***, unless you are an insanity wolf, like Faeflora.