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rider384 07-14-2010 06:12 PM

I just put in a clutch without an alignment tool.

gospeed81 07-14-2010 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 601482)
I just put in a clutch without an alignment tool.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you followed that with a Dos Equis.

rider384 07-14-2010 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 601485)
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that you followed that with a Dos Equis.

I'm not old enough to drink :sadwavey:

lordrigamus 07-14-2010 06:23 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 601312)
i meant to just give a non-points warning...but i got lazy and he already had an infraction, so teh two equaled an auto-ban. i had already lifted it last night.

Hahaha...so you spanked him and hugged him all in the same motion!

levnubhin 07-14-2010 10:42 PM

Just finished watching Food Inc. Anyone else seen it?
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rider384 07-15-2010 12:23 AM

I just spent 2 days of my life making a linerider track. I installed hypercam to take a video and post it on here to show how little of a life I had and the god damned installer closed Firefox.

ASL;DKFJA;LSKJDF WARGLBLARGLLASLDFEKJRA!!!11!

lordrigamus 07-15-2010 01:17 AM

I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

turotufas 07-15-2010 01:35 AM


Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 601674)
I wish I had a cloak of invisibility.

I wish I did too, for many reasons. :naughty:

rider384 07-15-2010 01:42 AM

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This should be epic funz.

WonTon 07-15-2010 01:51 AM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 601679)
I wish I did too, for many reasons. :naughty:

pervert!

Bond 07-15-2010 02:45 AM

black tar heroin

ZX-Tex 07-15-2010 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by rider384 (Post 601681)
This should be epic funz.

4-puck with a solid hub? On da streetz? Daeeemn...

levnubhin 07-15-2010 11:18 AM

Why do we even bother?! :drool: Stock motor, trans and rear end. WTF!


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levnubhin 07-15-2010 11:19 AM

The Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!





The Cat's Diary



Day 983 of My Captivity



My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.



The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!



There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.



Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.



I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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Bond 07-15-2010 11:27 AM

lulz

levnubhin 07-15-2010 11:33 AM


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gospeed81 07-15-2010 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 601679)
I wish I did too, for many reasons. :naughty:

me too


Originally Posted by WonTon (Post 601685)
pervert!


wait...I was going to rob a bank with it...for realz

lordrigamus 07-15-2010 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 601789)
The Dog's Diary



8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!





The Cat's Diary



Day 983 of My Captivity



My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.



The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!



There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.



Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.



I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

ROFLMFAO!!! That is fucking priceless.

ZX-Tex 07-15-2010 12:01 PM


Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 601788)
Why do we even bother?! :drool: Stock motor, trans and rear end. WTF!

Holy sh... Very impressive, but I wonder how much money he has in it? The fabrication work looks extensive, especially the exhaust.

levnubhin 07-15-2010 12:14 PM

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1974 Alfa Romeo Iniezione, imagine it with an LSX swap.

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