Originally Posted by Bond (Post 602353)

I already masturbated too much today

Originally Posted by Bond (Post 602357)

where the fuck are my shirtzzzzzz!

Originally Posted by bond (Post 602357)

where the fuck are my shirtzzzzzz!

Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 602365)

Just realized my m.net supporting member subscription ran out. Oh, the funny things we Miata noobs do in our first year of ownership.

Originally Posted by levnubhin (Post 602366)

I donated to CR when I was Miata noob. :facepalm:

Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 602328)

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 602369)

You still have a CR.net decal on your car.

Originally Posted by buffon01 (Post 602369)

You still have a CR.net decal on your car.

Originally Posted by lordrigamus (Post 602355)

Three cheers for Brain for organizing the t shirt GB.



There's no such thing as too much masturbation, just lack of motivation.

Originally Posted by gospeed81 (Post 602328)

I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to
be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people.'
Her parents beamed.
'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have
to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50.. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Originally Posted by rccote (Post 602381)

Since when was there a T shirt GB??!

Originally Posted by rccote (Post 602381)

Since when was there a T shirt GB??!

Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 602405)

New jeans just arrived in mail.

went from a 36 to a 32" in about a year.