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Braineack 03-28-2012 11:29 AM

at least you dont have ---- fissures and long butt hair.

hustler 03-28-2012 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 854956)
at least you dont have ---- fissures and long butt hair.

Trim it, no one likes shitting through a screen door.

Faeflora 03-28-2012 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 852034)
speaking of: how does one get gas smell of a trunk that happened to have a gas canister spill all over?

Pour cat piss all over it.


Originally Posted by shuiend (Post 854440)
Subaru's have amazing knock sensors. At least that is what everyone I have talked to in real life say about them. They all scoff when I talk about tuning with detonation cans.


No, they have great OEM knock control software. So do EVOs. Knock sensor is just a knock sensor.



Originally Posted by hustler (Post 854787)
I still trust my ear over the knock sensor...but then again I don't really know what I'm talking about nor have I tuned a Subaru, nor could I, lol. I should also note that I cringe when it comes to tuning a car without a removable steering wheel.

How do you guys hear knock over a dyno and a 3" exhaust? I can't hear ANYTHING other than mmmrrrROOOWOWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHGHHHHHH

I've tried my det cans but they just make me scared over every single sound. Also spark misfire flat shift sounds like the apocalypse.

rharris19 03-28-2012 12:09 PM

I have been thinking about this section of a movie or show for the past couple years an I still can't figure out what it is from.

There are two teenagers with one of them trying to get into a tire to roll down a hill and the other is going to push him down. The guy getting into the tire say "I don't think I can fit" and they guy next to him replies "You'll fit, I'll guarantee you'll fit" as he starts to shove him in.

This has been driving me nuts and it is a recent movie or show (within the past 5 years or so)

Anyone have any clue?

mgeoffriau 03-28-2012 12:17 PM

I'd help you figure out it but the scroll wheel on my mouse just broke and I'm about to come unglued.

hustler 03-28-2012 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by Faeflora (Post 854971)
How do you guys hear knock over a dyno and a 3" exhaust? I can't hear ANYTHING other than mmmrrrROOOWOWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHGHHHHHH

I've tried my det cans but they just make me scared over every single sound. Also spark misfire flat shift sounds like the apocalypse.

Polski det cans. You need to use the clippy somewhere else because I have incredible resolution with mine.

Vashthestampede 03-30-2012 06:16 PM

I never play the lottery, but all this talk about this ------- mega millions ---- got me. $640 million is just too much to pass at the chance.

For the first time ever, I picked 5 sets of numbers and got 5 tickets when I picked up beer.

So here I sit with the dogs, drinking and starting the 2nd half of my work day. My gf is going out with some friends after work so I opted to stay home and keep working till late.

I'm hoping that at 11pm when I check them numbers I can stop for the night. ;)

gearhead_318 03-30-2012 06:24 PM

The cheap ass ebay front R-package lip I got doesn't fit right. :vash:

viperormiata 03-30-2012 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16 (Post 856497)
The cheap ass ebay front R-package lip I got doesn't fit right. :vash:

:rofl:

NA6C-Guy 03-30-2012 07:15 PM

I'm shocked!

gearhead_318 03-30-2012 07:40 PM

Yeahhhh I know. It seems to have caved in on its self after it was molded. Might have had a scratch mark on it too when I got it.

y8s 03-30-2012 10:49 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 856496)
I never play the lottery, but all this talk about this ------- mega millions ---- got me. $640 million is just too much to pass at the chance.

For the first time ever, I picked 5 sets of numbers and got 5 tickets when I picked up beer.

So here I sit with the dogs, drinking and starting the 2nd half of my work day. My gf is going out with some friends after work so I opted to stay home and keep working till late.

I'm hoping that at 11pm when I check them numbers I can stop for the night. ;)

i never play but work doods had a pool and you never don't get in on the work pool. coughed up some abandoned quarters from my drawer.

Joe Perez 03-31-2012 12:11 AM

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I stopped by Vons on the way home this afternoon to buy beer. There's just no simple way to put this: I was absolutely flabbergasted at the number of people lined up to pay the retard tax:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1333167071

While I was waiting in the checkout line, a loud alarm went off. This apparently indicated that the machine's coinbox was full and required swapping out. (Kind of interesting, actually. It's a sealed box which can be swapped out as a unit by a store employee, and denies them access to the contents. I'd never seen the inside of one of those machines before.)

The store manager said that it had been like this for two days.

gearhead_318 03-31-2012 12:27 AM

This is why we're in debt to china (not literally, you know what I mean). I get spending pocket change on one for shits and giggles when your checking out at the convince store, but to stand in line to buy a millionth of a chance at getting rich?

Braineack 03-31-2012 12:46 AM


Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16 (Post 856633)
This is why we're in debt to china (not literally, you know what I mean). I get spending pocket change on one for shits and giggles when your checking out at the convince store, but to stand in line to buy a millionth of a chance at getting rich?


and yet reverse it, and you've just restated my signature.

gearhead_318 03-31-2012 01:05 AM

Where do you get your sigs anyway? Do you come up with them by yourself?

y8s 03-31-2012 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16 (Post 856633)
This is why we're in debt to china (not literally, you know what I mean). I get spending pocket change on one for shits and giggles when your checking out at the convince store, but to stand in line to buy a millionth of a chance at getting rich?

god bless america. we'll spend money for a near-guarantee not to win the lottery but we can't cough up money to provide healthcare to people who can't afford it (I'm not talking about poor people).

gearhead_318 03-31-2012 12:15 PM

I heard on the news that somewhere people who make $13K a year spend on average 9% of their income on lottery tickets. IDK if that was was America as a whole or some city or state.

Faeflora 03-31-2012 12:27 PM

Guess how much i spend on the looterry

Vashthestampede 03-31-2012 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by Shearhead_3:16 (Post 856744)
I heard on the news that somewhere people who make $13K a year spend on average 9% of their income on lottery tickets. IDK if that was was America as a whole or some city or state.

You know how much of my income I spend on lottery tickets?

The $5 worth I got last night is what I've spent in the last year, maybe longer.

I picked the numbers just for fucks sake. I got 5 tickets and out of the 5 sets of numbers I picked 4 of the 6 numbers. If I guessed 23 I would have guessed all of them cause it was picked twice.

Pretty fantastic odds if you ask me, however, only 2 where in the same row at most, so the ticket is now worth dick.

I probably wont play for another year or so. I believe its better to dream in yourself rather than some "lottery". But for close to a half a billion up for grabs, I'm gonna take a stab at it. lol

Some 80 year old women that plays every day since birth probably won it and will do nothing cool with the money, eventually getting sucked up by lawyers, doctors, family leeches, etc etc.


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