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Old Apr 7, 2012 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by FRT_Fun
I am assuming Hustler went to the Daniel Tosh stand up in Houston.



Your quote here makes me assume you think he went to a Tosh.0 screening or something. Which if my above statement is correct, he did not.

So one must come to the conclusion you did not know that he did stand up, and only had a TV show.
I first thought screening, and then I remembered that Hustler lives in Texas and Tosh's show is in Cali, then I deducted that Hustler must have went to a stand up event and was too lazy to edit my previous post(s) to reflect any of that.
Old Apr 7, 2012 | 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pen2_the_penguin
wut update? lol havent played in a bit... im a PC playah though
There was a huge update that took a lot of the fun out of the game. In my opinion, it gave a lot more power and skill to crappy players who don't play their roles or the game objectives. The game play is ever so slightly faster, now too easy to evade and abuse air vehicles on both ends...1 shot from a rocket to disable an air vehicle and all air vehicles have flares by default...it doesn't take ANY skill to shoot an air vehicle down OR kill someone with it since you can level it up so quickly.

The MAV has been rendered pretty much useless. I've got 1200 MAV roadkills logged, and used to use it constantly for spotting bonuses. It was hilarious to use and super fun to run people over.

http://blogs.battlefield.com/2012/04...ive-april-3rd/

Here's a few of the 'fixes' that I despise:

GENERAL GAMEPLAY FIXES

-Increased the speed at which a player regains accuracy when aiming after moving for a more responsive experience.
-Increased the inaccuracy and recoil added when a player is fully suppressed.

VEHICLE FIXES

-Increased the damage the MBT’s primary weapon does to the front and side armor of other main battle tanks. Primarily this means 1 less shot to the front, and very good hits to the side can result in a 1 hit to disable.
-Slightly reduced the repair speed of the repair tool.
-Increased the damage done by TOW weapons to armored vehicles.
-Increased the rate of fire and minimum damage of the Coax HMG.
-Increased the damage mounted gunner .50cal HMGs do at long range.
-Increased the power of the repair tool when killing soldiers or destroying vehicles slightly.
-Fixed a problem when locking on to two nearby targets, the locking should no longer jump rapidly between multiple targets. This applies to all locking weapons and Laser Designators.
-Increased the damage of the Javelin and Air to Ground missiles against laser designated targets.
-Javelin missiles fired without Laser targeting now do more damage to the side and rear of MBTs.
-Slightly reduced the locking time of all weapons vs Laser Designated targets.
-Laser Guided missiles can now be distracted by Flares.
-Increased the locking distance for AGM Missiles for Jets when locking on laser designated targets.
-Reduced the locking time for the AGM Missiles for Jets to make them more viable against ground targets.
-Reduced the locking time for AA Missiles for Jets to make them more viable against air targets.
-Flares will no longer break the lock of a vehicle that is locked on, it will only distract the missiles.
-Flares now more reliably distract missiles, especially for Helicopters.
-Flares for Jets and Choppers now reload at 11 seconds again, except for the gunner, which remains unchanged at 20sec.
-AA Missiles are more difficult to dodge in Jets, this was unintended behavior that created an imbalance against skilled pilots.
-AA Missiles should no longer kill the pilot instead of the vehicle.
-AA Missiles should no longer detonate before hitting their target or a Flare/ECM chaff cloud.
-Reduced the damage AA missiles do to jets to 45%.
-Fixed the SU-35 firing Air to Air missiles at a lower rate of fire than other vehicles.
-The IGLA and Stinger now lock on much more quickly and disable an attack aircraft in 1 hit, but have significantly reduced range. This should allow Stingers to mount an effective close range point defense, without dominating an entire airspace.
-Increased the speed of the Helicopter AA missiles lock on to reduce the tedious nature of Helicopter dogfights and improve the Helicopter’s defensive abilities vs Jets.
-Slightly reduced the damage of Jet cannons against Aircraft. Damage is now only slightly higher than it was originally at launch.
-Increased RPG and SMAW damage against aircraft.

GADGETS
-The MAV will now be destroyed when running into a soldier or vehicle at high speed. It is still possible to strategically sacrifice your MAV on a soldier; it will be destroyed in the process.
-The MAV now properly shows up in the Kill Feed. Previously it simply displayed “KILLED.”
Old Apr 7, 2012 | 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Faeflora
AND I AM NOT INDONESIAN NOR AM I SKINNY. you should feel bad for trolling me
I could have sworn you said you were indonesian at some point. my bad. you're right about skinny. I need to stop thinking like 250 lbs is avg.
Old Apr 7, 2012 | 11:42 PM
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Old Apr 8, 2012 | 01:07 AM
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Im not a big ebay seller, but I have sold my fair share of stuff, and I have never had to wait on funds, it has always been immediate. Why this time is my money pending? It says it could take up to 21 days depending on what the buyer says. ??? What gives? How ------- long am I going to have to wait on this money? I don't feel comfortable shipping an item when the money is not "in my hands". Couldn't the buyer just say he didn't receive the item and I get burned? Ebay says estimated funds availability 4/28... Really!?
Old Apr 8, 2012 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Im not a big ebay seller, but I have sold my fair share of stuff, and I have never had to wait on funds, it has always been immediate. Why this time is my money pending? It says it could take up to 21 days depending on what the buyer says. ??? What gives? How ------- long am I going to have to wait on this money? I don't feel comfortable shipping an item when the money is not "in my hands". Couldn't the buyer just say he didn't receive the item and I get burned? Ebay says estimated funds availability 4/28... Really!?
I've never heard of funds on hold before, unless there was an issue, but that usually happens AFTER the fact.

Give eBay a quick call on the phone and see what they say.

I just had to call them again yesterday cause I spotted a new policy change. Never hurts to just call them directly and ask them whats up.
Old Apr 8, 2012 | 02:44 AM
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It's quite bullshit. Like they have reason to believe I won't ship the item or something. I have shipped probably 15-20 items in the last year, and all have been shipped promptly, and all have had good feedback. Why suddenly they want to hold my funds until they have proof of the item being shipped or received by the buyer is beyond me. It really pisses me off, because I could use this money now, not in 2 or 3 weeks. I'm really getting fed up with red tape covering everything on the internet these days. Nothing is as straight forward as it used to be.
Old Apr 8, 2012 | 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez

"I'm a Fat Fucky"
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Old Apr 8, 2012 | 05:59 PM
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My upper intake manifold (or plenum) is fukkered.

1/8 npt threads for the injection nozzle is all stripped, meaning I have rather noticeable vacuum/boost leak on the manifold now.

Off to a machine shop to get some aluminum welding done on Monday.
I should have the welder add some "meat" to the surface while he is at it.

Very frustrating nonetheless....................................... ..............pissed.
Old Apr 8, 2012 | 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
I thought it was clever.
Originally Posted by Faeflora
"I'm a Fat Fucky"
"I'm a douche baggy"

On a side note, chimpanzees don't need to eat meet, but they will catch, kill and eat other monkeys despite not needing to. The most graphic thing I've ever seen on TV was a show where a bunch of chimps cornered a smaller monkey, smashed it against a tree, tore off pieces and ate it.
Not exactly this:
Old Apr 8, 2012 | 07:09 PM
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Oh, noes! I have received an infraction from the dipshits running clubretard. Posted my FM springs there, and got a reply asking for pic. Seriously, dude? They're ------- springs. They lool like a coil of wire. They're old, used, and saggy, like I posted.

I posted a reply: "They're springs. They are black, and a little scuffed up, but in generally decent shape. They look like these: (flying Miata link)"

They gave me a warning for trolling. How about you ban the mindless turd that needs pics of old saggy springs?

P.S. I sold the springs anyway, even though they locked the thread.
Old Apr 8, 2012 | 09:40 PM
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Hurr! Wat spreengs luk leik¿

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Old Apr 8, 2012 | 10:13 PM
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You gotta love CR for pushing unwanted parts. Those people will literally buy carpet lint from you if you tell them it's from a Nakamae interior set.
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by rleete
Oh, noes! I have received an infraction from the dipshits running clubretard. Posted my FM springs there, and got a reply asking for pic. Seriously, dude? They're ------- springs. They lool like a coil of wire. They're old, used, and saggy, like I posted.

I posted a reply: "They're springs. They are black, and a little scuffed up, but in generally decent shape. They look like these: (flying Miata link)"

They gave me a warning for trolling. How about you ban the mindless turd that needs pics of old saggy springs?

P.S. I sold the springs anyway, even though they locked the thread.
Dude, I got banned from CR.net for posting some smartass reply.

The staff there are batshit nuts.
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 12:22 AM
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Reservoir Dogs is on Hulu fo free
http://www.hulu.com/watch/245895/reservoir-dogs
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 12:25 AM
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---- YOU SHEAR!

There goes my night. Props bro.
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 11:07 AM
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Do any of you closet-queers watch Archer? Holy ---- that cartoon is funny.
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by hustler
Do any of you closet-queers watch Archer? Holy ---- that cartoon is funny.
---- YES! The wife and I tore through everything on netflix in like a week. I love that ----.

lana. Lana. LANA! LLLAAAAAAANAAAAAAAA!(danger zone!)
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski
---- YES! The wife and I tore through everything on netflix in like a week. I love that ----.

lana. Lana. LANA! LLLAAAAAAANAAAAAAAA!(danger zone!)
Its nice to know that my sensibilities are targeted by someone in the entertainment industry, lol.
Old Apr 9, 2012 | 11:57 AM
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Just the tip, hustelbunny. Just the tip.



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