Naked pics of my underage daughter!

Reply Subscribe

Thread Tools

Search this Thread

07-18-2008, 01:03 PM

#21

rleete

Elite Member

iTrader: (21)

Join Date: Jun 2007

Location: Rochester, NY

Posts: 6,593

Total Cats: 1,259

The first 6-8 months will be hell on you. No sleep, no sex and the damn kid is just a eating/shitting machine. You will be spit, barfed and pissed on. Sometime after that, you'll get that look from him/her that you just know is a real smile of recognition, and it gets better from then on.

It's also the best thing in the world.

07-18-2008, 02:34 PM

#22

Saml01

Elite Member

iTrader: (9)

Join Date: Jul 2007

Location: NYC

Posts: 5,710

Total Cats: 3

When are we gonna have a live stream of the delivery?

Good luck Sam.

07-18-2008, 03:07 PM

#23

LOLA - 92

Senior Member

Join Date: Oct 2004

Location: SWAMPS OF FLORIDA !!!

Posts: 1,161

Total Cats: 0

Quote:

I promise pics as soon as the little worm pops out... might be tomorrow though. It's our first one. I am so clueless.

This little worm?

Attached Thumbnails

Naked pics of my underage daughter!-alien%2520being%2520born%25207.jpg

07-18-2008, 06:55 PM

#24

samnavy

Elite Member

Thread Starter

iTrader: (7)

Join Date: Apr 2006

Location: VaBch, VA

Posts: 6,451

Total Cats: 322

All right, all right... somebody can change the title back now.
I ALWAYS COME THROUGH!!!
Cameron Lily
5lb 14oz 20" 5:51pm

Attached Thumbnails

Naked pics of my underage daughter!-dsc01622-medium-.jpg

Naked pics of my underage daughter!-dsc01653-medium-.jpg

Naked pics of my underage daughter!-dsc01621-medium-.jpg

07-18-2008, 07:05 PM

#25

LOLA - 92

Senior Member

Join Date: Oct 2004

Location: SWAMPS OF FLORIDA !!!

Posts: 1,161

Total Cats: 0

You look like an m.net Moderator with those shades on!
Grats Sam.

07-18-2008, 07:06 PM

#26

Rafa

Elite Member

iTrader: (22)

Join Date: Dec 2006

Location: Sunny Spanish speaking Non US Caribbean

Posts: 3,224

Total Cats: 3

Quote:

Originally Posted by cueball1

Congratulations and keep us updated on progress.

Puuush, puuush, um no wait, breeeeath, breeeeath, um no damn. "X#!/%Y* HONEY STOP TRYING TO HELP!!!" Said usually while Her head spins round and spits pea soup.

Just get her the epidural.

lol; cueball hit the nail in the head with this post.

Congrats. You're also lucky to have a daughter. I envy you.

07-18-2008, 07:07 PM

#27

kotomile

Elite Member

iTrader: (24)

Join Date: Oct 2006

Location: Monterey, CA

Posts: 7,537

Total Cats: 42

Congrats!!

07-18-2008, 07:09 PM

#28

Joe Perez

Boost Pope

iTrader: (8)

Join Date: Sep 2005

Location: Chicago. (The less-murder part.)

Posts: 33,020

Total Cats: 6,588

Well, your 18 year sentence begins today.

Seriously, much awesomeoness.

Title changed back, you sick pedophile.

07-18-2008, 07:20 PM

#29

18psi

VladiTuned

iTrader: (76)

Join Date: Apr 2008

Posts: 35,821

Total Cats: 3,481

oh wow man, that is so awesome...CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!
very cute

07-18-2008, 07:20 PM

#30

disturbedfan121

Elite Member

iTrader: (5)

Join Date: Jan 2007

Location: Freehold, NJ

Posts: 1,552

Total Cats: -2

congrats!!

07-18-2008, 07:56 PM

#31

y8s

2 Props,3 Dildos,& 1 Cat

iTrader: (8)

Join Date: Jun 2005

Location: Fake Virginia

Posts: 19,338

Total Cats: 573

oh boy another newb for sam to pwn

congratulations!

07-18-2008, 08:04 PM

#32

Braineack

Boost Czar

iTrader: (62)

Join Date: May 2005

Location: Chantilly, VA

Posts: 79,493

Total Cats: 4,080

dude!!!! she's got some huge fingers!

...i think...

07-18-2008, 08:08 PM

#33

coastertrav

Senior Member

Join Date: Jun 2006

Location: Orlando FL - UCF

Posts: 684

Total Cats: 1

Congrats man!

So when are you going to teach her the ways of the left pedal?

07-18-2008, 08:14 PM

#34

samnavy

Elite Member

Thread Starter

iTrader: (7)

Join Date: Apr 2006

Location: VaBch, VA

Posts: 6,451

Total Cats: 322

When the nurse gave her bath, I told her to brush her hair into a mohawk... it looked great on her... then the nurse put a kick-*** beanie on her. So I'm thinking either lead guitarist or professional snowboarder.

In any case, she'll be laying down smokey burnouts and clipping apex's before junior high.

07-18-2008, 08:24 PM

#35

18psi

VladiTuned

iTrader: (76)

Join Date: Apr 2008

Posts: 35,821

Total Cats: 3,481

hahaha thats awesome.....u'll need to buy her one of those racing bucket baby seats

07-18-2008, 09:46 PM

#36

Ben

Supporting Vendor

iTrader: (33)

Join Date: Jul 2006

Location: atlanta-ish

Posts: 12,659

Total Cats: 134

good job sam

__________________

Chief of Floor Sweeping, DIYAutoTune.com & AMP EFI

Crew Chief, Car Owner & Least Valuable Driver, HongNorrthRacing

~~91 Turbo~~ | ~~10AE Turbo~~ | 01 Track Rat | #323 Mazda Champcar

Quote:

Originally Posted by concealer404

Buy an MSPNP Pro, you'll feel better.

07-18-2008, 11:10 PM

#37

TonyV

Elite Member

iTrader: (17)

Join Date: May 2007

Location: NY

Posts: 1,615

Total Cats: 2

wow sam congrats man!!! She's beautiful...
Had my 1st almost 5mos ago, and got my 1ST night's sleep yesterday..
Dont worry she'll be smiling by 3mos and once that happens nothing else matters!!!