Naked pics of my underage daughter!

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Jul 18, 2008 | 01:03 PM

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rleete

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The first 6-8 months will be hell on you. No sleep, no sex and the damn kid is just a eating/shitting machine. You will be spit, barfed and pissed on. Sometime after that, you'll get that look from him/her that you just know is a real smile of recognition, and it gets better from then on.

It's also the best thing in the world.

Jul 18, 2008 | 02:34 PM

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When are we gonna have a live stream of the delivery?

Good luck Sam.

Jul 18, 2008 | 03:07 PM

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I promise pics as soon as the little worm pops out... might be tomorrow though. It's our first one. I am so clueless.

This little worm?

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Jul 18, 2008 | 06:55 PM

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All right, all right... somebody can change the title back now.
I ALWAYS COME THROUGH!!!
Cameron Lily
5lb 14oz 20" 5:51pm

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Jul 18, 2008 | 07:05 PM

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You look like an m.net Moderator with those shades on!
Grats Sam.

Jul 18, 2008 | 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by cueball1

Congratulations and keep us updated on progress.

Puuush, puuush, um no wait, breeeeath, breeeeath, um no damn. "X#!/%Y* HONEY STOP TRYING TO HELP!!!" Said usually while Her head spins round and spits pea soup.

Just get her the epidural.

lol; cueball hit the nail in the head with this post.

Congrats. You're also lucky to have a daughter. I envy you.

Jul 18, 2008 | 07:07 PM

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Congrats!!

Jul 18, 2008 | 07:09 PM

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Joe Perez

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Well, your 18 year sentence begins today.

Seriously, much awesomeoness.

Title changed back, you sick pedophile.

Jul 18, 2008 | 07:20 PM

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oh wow man, that is so awesome...CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!
very cute

Jul 18, 2008 | 07:20 PM

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congrats!!

Jul 18, 2008 | 07:56 PM

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oh boy another newb for sam to pwn

congratulations!

Jul 18, 2008 | 08:04 PM

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dude!!!! she's got some huge fingers!

...i think...

Jul 18, 2008 | 08:08 PM

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Congrats man!

So when are you going to teach her the ways of the left pedal?

Jul 18, 2008 | 08:14 PM

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When the nurse gave her bath, I told her to brush her hair into a mohawk... it looked great on her... then the nurse put a kick-*** beanie on her. So I'm thinking either lead guitarist or professional snowboarder.

In any case, she'll be laying down smokey burnouts and clipping apex's before junior high.

Jul 18, 2008 | 08:24 PM

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hahaha thats awesome.....u'll need to buy her one of those racing bucket baby seats

Jul 18, 2008 | 09:46 PM

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good job sam

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Jul 18, 2008 | 11:10 PM

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wow sam congrats man!!! She's beautiful...
Had my 1st almost 5mos ago, and got my 1ST night's sleep yesterday..
Dont worry she'll be smiling by 3mos and once that happens nothing else matters!!!