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NA6C-Guy 04-01-2010 12:59 AM

Nicolas Cage
 
Worst actor ever? I think so. I always felt that way, but this little video of clips really confirmed that for me. How in the fuck, besides being a Coppola, does he get roles in movies? I have to admit, I do watch his movies just to amaze myself as to how bad they really are, and they are funny in that they suck so bad.

Nicolas Cage: The Worst Actor of His Generation - compilations - Gawker.TV

Just a random late night topic.

hackingjack 04-01-2010 01:09 AM

http://sleekupload.com/uploads_jpg/20/facepalm_4.jpg

I still dislike the pansy who played the vegan vampire from twilight more.....

NA6C-Guy 04-01-2010 01:13 AM


Originally Posted by hackingjack (Post 548501)
http://sleekupload.com/uploads_jpg/20/facepalm_4.jpg

I still dislike Ben Assleck more...

No way Affleck is worse than Cage. Look at the long list of shitty movies Cage has been in. I've tried to think of one I like... and I can't.

hackingjack 04-01-2010 01:15 AM

True that. Didn't cage have a roll in The Evil Dead series? Or am I confusing him with an equally as bad actor.

NA6C-Guy 04-01-2010 01:19 AM


Originally Posted by hackingjack (Post 548505)
True that. Didn't cage have a roll in The Evil Dead series? Or am I confusing him with an equally as bad actor.

You're either thinking of Bruce Campbell, or Nic Cage in Ghost Rider. Another fucking terrible movie. My personal favorite is Windtalkers (OMG! absolute worst WWII film I have seen) or Bangkok Dangerous. I laughed so hard at that movie.

9671111 04-01-2010 01:22 AM


Originally Posted by hackingjack (Post 548505)
True that. Didn't cage have a roll in The Evil Dead series? Or am I confusing him with an equally as bad actor.

You watch your fucking mouth.

NA6C-Guy 04-01-2010 01:23 AM

I like Bruce.

I don't like



This song cracks me up.



I loved that movie only because he beats up women and runs around in a bear suit, and steals a bike from a woman at gunpoint.

hackingjack 04-01-2010 01:25 AM

Can they top this POS movie? http://www.horror-movies.ca/gallery/...gerdeadman.jpg

I stopped going to the movies a long time ago. Every film is a mundane copy of each other with the same key elements: explosions, silicone bewbs, crappy actors.

hackingjack 04-01-2010 01:28 AM


Originally Posted by rccote (Post 548507)
You watch your fucking mouth.

How, you want me to take my eyeballs out? :fawk:

jayc72 04-01-2010 01:32 AM


Originally Posted by hackingjack (Post 548509)
Can they top this POS movie? http://www.horror-movies.ca/gallery/...gerdeadman.jpg

I stopped going to the movies a long time ago. Every film is a mundane copy of each other with the same key elements: explosions, silicone bewbs, crappy actors.

How old are you?

hackingjack 04-01-2010 01:41 AM

I really don't see how it's relevant to the subject, but for the record, I'm 15. Why?

jayc72 04-01-2010 01:58 AM

So when you say you stopped going to the movies a long time ago, how long ago are we talking? To put it into perspective you were about 4-5 years old when Jar Jar Binks made his debut on the big screen. My Miata is older than you, I've got a pair of Doc Martens of about the same vintage as you. Either of those has about as much credibility as you do in matters of cinema.

Anyway, Nic Cage hasn't done too many movies I've liked. But there are a few exceptions, Valley Girl, Vampire's Kiss, The Rock, and Wild At Heart. But you got to admit that he is truely the god of over acting (Except for Shatner maybe).

flydaddyskidz 04-01-2010 02:23 AM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 548496)
Worst actor ever? I think so.
Nicolas Cage: The Worst Actor of His Generation - compilations - Gawker.TV

Just a random late night topic.


ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY (not a word, but so what)
I have had this argument for years. Most people I know like him and do not agree with me. He sucks.

Bond 04-01-2010 02:27 AM

Nick Cage likes gerbils in his asshole. True story.

thirdgen 04-01-2010 02:37 AM

Nicholas Cage, worst actor ever?? How about this...I think you're a fucken dick...
Just messing with ya...actually I'd say the only move I like with Nicholas Cage is, is Gone in 60 Seconds, and me liking that movie has nothing to do with him. Ever see the original gone in 60 seconds? I didn't, but I hear it has way more car carnage. Ever see National Treasure? Now that is some shitty acting on Nicholas Cage's part. I did like the movie "Face Off" with him and Travolta. I felt that movie wasn't poorly acted, but perhaps poorly directed. I tend to critize every movie I see, and I find flaws in everything. If you want to see a perfect movie, then let me direct it, and I can assure you, Nicholas Cage will have nothing to do with it. Neither will Adam Sandler, cause fuck him too. He'd be nothing more than an extra, right next to McCulley Culkin. Adam Sandler is another one where I don't think his acting sucks, I think it's the move that he plays in in general that makes him look like a walking penis. Then again, what do I know, I listen to the Bloodhound Gang, and I drive a Miata.

Bond 04-01-2010 02:39 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 548521)
Nicholas Cage, worst actor ever?? How about this...I think you're a fucken dick...
Just messing with ya...actually I'd say the only move I like with Nicholas Cage is, is Gone in 60 Seconds, and me liking that movie has nothing to do with him. Ever see the original gone in 60 seconds? I didn't, but I hear it has way more car carnage. Ever see National Treasure? Now that is some shitty acting on Nicholas Cage's part. I did like the movie "Face Off" with him and Travolta. I felt that movie wasn't poorly acted, but perhaps poorly directed. I tend to critize every movie I see, and I find flaws in everything. If you want to see a perfect movie, then let me direct it, and I can assure you, Nicholas Cage will have nothing to do with it. Neither will Adam Sandler, cause fuck him too. He'd be nothing more than an extra, right next to McCulley Culkin. Adam Sandler is another one where I don't think his acting sucks, I think it's the move that he plays in in general that makes him look like a walking penis. Then again, what do I know, I listen to the Bloodhound Gang, and I drive a Miata.

You're wasted.

thirdgen 04-01-2010 02:41 AM

Ewww Gary Busey did that Gingerbread man movie? He must be suckin dick for coke again like Bob Saget. I guess Point Break was the peak of his career.
There you guys go, look at all the talent in that flick....Keanu Reeves, Patrick Fucking Swazye, and oh yeah...Gary Busey.

thirdgen 04-01-2010 02:46 AM

I'm wasted??? OH THAT'S RIGHT!!! Don't ask me how wasted I am cause I'll gross you out with real life definitions. Besides, I have off until Monday, so who wouldn't be wasted?

sprx3 04-01-2010 03:04 AM

spin this around a little, who are good actors then?

cant wait for this :D

pusha 04-01-2010 03:17 AM

You can imagine my shear disgust and utter disappointment after I clicked this thread in lieu of clicking the VVT + Supertech pistons thread expecting to see the announcement of Nic Cage's death by suicide.

He sucks, but he's broke now so it's OK.

How Nicolas Cage Spent His Way To The Poorhouse


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