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Import Al 04-01-2010 03:47 AM


Originally Posted by sprx3 (Post 548525)
spin this around a little, who are good actors then?

cant wait for this :D

I can't stand Dickless Cage either. Here are some military acting jobs I like; (not entirely acting for Ermey.) Been watching these while waiting to leave for Marine boot camp...

Mr. Walken (Captain Koons, USAF)
YouTube - Pulp Fiction Captain Koons Christopher Walken Scene

Mr. Nicholson. (Colonel Jessup, USMC)
YouTube - A Few Good Man "You Can't Handle the Truth"

Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey. Semper Fi.
YouTube - Motivational Speech - Full Metal Jacket

turotufas 04-01-2010 04:55 AM

You all ever seen "Adaptation" ? That's a good Cage film. His acting is not the best but hes a good actor. Fuck you it makes sense to me!

thagr81 us 04-01-2010 07:55 AM

LMAO @ this thread... My g/f is the same way. He doesn't bother me though...

FRT_Fun 04-01-2010 08:26 AM

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and like millions more here http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/...olas-cage-game good for a laugh or two.

turotufas 04-01-2010 08:40 AM

You all know you're going to watch National Treasure 3. Shiiiitttt.

Doppelgänger 04-01-2010 09:52 AM

Really? Cage worse than Keanu Reeves? Cage worse than that guy who they tried to play off as a high school student in F&F Tokyo Drift? Cage isn't what I'd call great though....

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 09:59 AM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 548599)
that guy who they tried to play off as a high school student in F&F Tokyo Drift?

He was great in Sling Blade.

"I like the way you talk."

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FNndI0BvPN...ng_blade_2.jpg

ArtieParty 04-01-2010 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 548521)
Ever see the original gone in 60 seconds? I didn't, but I hear it has way more car carnage.

The Original 1974 Gone in 60 seconds is AWESOME. I recommend it. The cars they have to steal is 10000000000 times better then the car list in the 2000 movie version. I have the original on DVD. A polish guy made the movie too. =) The guy directed, produced, and starred in the movie. I'd suggest the movie for anyone on this site. The final chase scene is about 45 minutes of pure carnage and some awesome driving. No special effects in that bitch. Just straight up driving/ wrecking. He even goes into a real Cadillac dealer and smashes some new cars (his buddy was the owner and had no idea he was going to smash the cars).

turotufas 04-01-2010 10:04 AM

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade. MMMmmmm.

Machismo 04-01-2010 10:07 AM

That would H.B. Halicki - the "Car Crash King". Holds numerous records still to this day with his movie carnage.
He has several other movies out there, that not too many are familiar with. Going to dust them off now...

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by turotufas (Post 548611)
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade. MMMmmmm.

Biscuits 'n mustard. MMmmm.

hustler 04-01-2010 10:15 AM

Someone on Earth really thinks "FAce Off" was anything other than repugnant?

Turbo_4 04-01-2010 10:19 AM

I liked him in The Family Man...I guess that's really it. Even that movie had its times though.

levnubhin 04-01-2010 10:52 AM

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sixshooter 04-01-2010 11:11 AM

Cage is the same character in every movie. And he's never believable.

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 11:17 AM

I still love Raising Arizona. Best movie in his career.

Turbo_4 04-01-2010 11:58 AM

Funny thing, right as I read this thread...Honeymoon in Vegas was on the comedy station.

cueball1 04-01-2010 12:23 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 548503)
Look at the long list of shitty movies Cage has been in. I've tried to think of ONE I like... and I can't.



How about one of the all time great movies, Raising Arizona. Cage deserved the oscar.


EDIT: Crap. Didn't see Mgeo beat me to RA. Absolutely great movie that deserves a second mention though.

NA6C-Guy 04-01-2010 12:36 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 548599)
Really? Cage worse than Keanu Reeves? Cage worse than that guy who they tried to play off as a high school student in F&F Tokyo Drift? Cage isn't what I'd call great though....

Keanu while acts in monotone, and is equally unbelievable most of the time, at least has been in a few movies I at least could tolerate. Speed 3 (The Lake House) was actually a decent film, I know there are others, but they were too underwhelming to recall.

Anybody else notice that Cage always looks really confused, and like he either has no idea what is going on, or didn't read the script very well and has forgotten most of his lines. Especially when someone is talking to him. The ONLY film I will give him credit for being decent in, which has been years since I have seen, and may have been supporting actors that made me like it, is The Rock. Connery may have masked Cage's suckiness.

cueball1 04-01-2010 12:41 PM

I'd like to see Cage and John Malkovich in a wet paper bag match. 1st one to act his way out of it wins.


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