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mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by cueball1 (Post 548737)
I'd like to see Cage and John Malkovich in a wet paper bag match. 1st one to act his way out of it wins.

Only if Malkovich has to speak in that terrible Russian accent from Rounders the entire time.

NA6C-Guy 04-01-2010 12:46 PM

I want someone to make the supermovie with Keanu, Cage, Malkovich and Affleck. 3 hours of some of the most awesome acting ever seen by man. Then have Shatner as story narrator.

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 12:49 PM

How about a cameo by Paul Walker?

Doppelgänger 04-01-2010 12:51 PM

Another "actor" I really hate is that whiny little fag that played in Superbad and Juno...that skinny brown-haired faggette. My God, talk about someone who plays the SAME charactor in every movie. I have seen him in other roles but can't remember which movies.

On a side note of bad movies...the other day Escape from L.A. was on...I laughed ....a lot.

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by Doppelgänger (Post 548747)
Another "actor" I really hate is that whiny little fag that played in Superbad and Juno...that skinny brown-haired faggette. My God, talk about someone who plays the SAME charactor in every movie. I have seen him in other roles but can't remember which movies.

He was funny in Arrested Development. Then he made 5 movies where he played the exact same character.

miatabuyer 04-01-2010 01:46 PM

in his defense god of war was a good movie

Qckslvr 04-01-2010 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 548729)

Anybody else notice that Cage always looks really confused, and like he either has no idea what is going on, or didn't read the script very well and has forgotten most of his lines. Especially when someone is talking to him. The ONLY film I will give him credit for being decent in, which has been years since I have seen, and may have been supporting actors that made me like it, is The Rock. Connery may have masked Cage's suckiness.

Connery's abilities cover for Cage. Has Connery made a bad movie? Or are people affraid to say so? Kinda like is there a bad Chuck Norris movie? People dare not say it.

Raising Arizona thought it was a great move and it deserves a 3rd mention :D To this day I still try to shoot lizards off rocks with a sawed off shotgun.

thagr81 us 04-01-2010 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy (Post 548743)
I want someone to make the supermovie with Keanu, Cage, Malkovich and Affleck. 3 hours of some of the most awesome acting ever seen by man. Then have Shatner as story narrator.

THIS!!! I would buy a copy so I could put it on when I was depressed to get a good laugh out of it.

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 02:19 PM

My friends call me Lenny, but I ain't got no friends.

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gospeed81 04-01-2010 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by miatabuyer (Post 548794)
in his defense god of war was a good movie

I'm gonna second this.

miatamania 04-01-2010 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 548517)
So when you say you stopped going to the movies a long time ago, how long ago are we talking? To put it into perspective you were about 4-5 years old when Jar Jar Binks made his debut on the big screen. My Miata is older than you, I've got a pair of Doc Martens of about the same vintage as you. Either of those has about as much credibility as you do in matters of cinema.

Bwhahahaha....win. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jayc72 04-01-2010 03:46 PM

They should do a super movie with Cage and Travolta. They should be mortal enemies and beat the crap out of each other. THEN when you thought it could get no more awesome, they trade bodies. So you get to see Travolta channeling Cage, and Cage channeling Travolta.

That movie would be full of awesome!

cueball1 04-01-2010 03:48 PM

Think you could get Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton in that movie with Cage, Malkovich and Affleck?


Nick showing some depth!

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_s...imagelarge.jpg

http://gatewaycinephiles.com/wp-cont...zonaGrab01.jpg

http://www.tigersweat.com/movies/arizona/ariz13.jpg


Saw RA it in the theater when it came out. Wasn't sure what the hell I watched that first time. Grows on you like a son of a bitch. Many lines are part of the wifes and my regular vocabulary now.

jayc72 04-01-2010 03:49 PM

Being type cast (which 70% of actors are) doesn't make someone a bad actor. Take Clint Eastwood, or Christopher Walken for example.

One of the best actors? Gary Oldman.

mgeoffriau 04-01-2010 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by jayc72 (Post 548916)
One of the best actors? Gary Oldman.

+1

Also Alan Rickman.

cueball1 04-01-2010 04:03 PM

+1 and Gene Hackman.

jayc72 04-01-2010 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by cueball1 (Post 548925)
+1 and Gene Hackman.

He will be tainted forever in my eyes after doing Lex Luthor. Was good in Crimson Tide, but not good enough to erase Superman from my memory.

cueball1 04-01-2010 04:19 PM

Yeah, but in a 40 year career as varied as Young Frankenstein to French Connection to Get Shorty to Unforgiven you are bound to have a couple clunkers.


Oldman is one that gets lost in his roles though. He has credits I had know idea it was him in the roll.

ScottFW 04-01-2010 04:25 PM

I like Robert De Niro. He plays many similar roles but he's still a badass.

Edward Norton is pretty good too.

alik 04-01-2010 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 548668)
I still love Raising Arizona. Best movie in his career.

Word


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