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Old 01-10-2010, 05:02 AM   #1
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on my first date (at her house...) i asked her if she was a virgin, just really felt like knowing so i could lay the pipe accordingly, so she tells me shes a virgin. i was kinda happy about it, but it wasnt a big deal to me anyways, (i wouldve fucked her even better had i known otherwise.) her hymen didnt break which i thought was odd seeing that i can hit her cervix with about an inch and a half left, but it was very tight. anyways...also asked her hours later if she smoked weed which she told me she did but not that much.. so that was a plus.


so a year and several months later, two days ago, i find out from her sister (in georgia so she doesnt really want to steal me away from her,) a few things..



1. shes definitely no virgin.

2. im number FIVE (that her sister knows about ) as opposed to number 1, locking her sister up in the bathroom when she had guys over.

3. ive been ******* her like almost every week like 3-4 times in the days i seen her, 5 being the max on a couple of days, and she had been doing something similar to that with her ex that killed himself.

4. shes been smoking LONGER than i have...and id call myself a pothead. she thought this lie out SO WELL that she would act retarded and/or stupid horny when she would be high, making it seem like she was a noob at smoking. PROPS TO THIS ACTRESS. great ******* show.

5. her ex that killed himself, had raped her sister, and her sister brought it to her attention that he did after he died (she was scared to tell anybody while he was alive) and she wouldnt hear nothing of it.

6. she wouldnt dance with me that great when we went to clubs but, in the virgin islands, EVERY GUY IN THE CLUB would try and dance with her because she was known as one of the best dancers in the virgin islands

got to the point where she went with her brothers to clubs so they could pull dudes off of her.. why the **** she wouldnt dance with me like that at the club i have NO ******* idea...does she realise how much fun we wouldve had together?? im a great dancer, chicks only break me when i've been dancing for a while and my legs start to hurt, so i couldve handled her!! is it really normal for chicks to lie about **** like that?? i broke up with her *** as soon as i heard that ****. im just thinkin about all the other **** she could've been lying about!!

i cant stop thinking about the good times i had with her, and i keep trying to think of times when she told me these lies to protect her ****. she told me that she had a lot of boyfriends but the most she would ever do was make out with them

HOW CAN I BE SO ******* NAIVE????

she meant the ******* world to me, i wouldve taken a bullet for her. we've been through every bad thing that happened to me in the last year, which is a lot of ******* ****. but in reality, i only loved her twisted imagination. she told me crying that she wanted to change. but had she told me that shes been ****** around alot and really wanted to settle down with a nice guy, **** i wouldve bent over backwards for her, (not literally)!

id also like to note that i've never once cheated on her, nor have i even danced with, hugged, or kissed another chick since ive been with her! wish i ******* cheated on her..

in other news, id like to reintroduce myself as miataturbo's resident idiot.

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Old 01-10-2010, 05:19 AM   #2
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is this for real? how old are you, 17?
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:23 AM   #3
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im 18. and yes its for real, i really dont need the negative feedback right now.

just tell me if i made a good decision to break up with her or not, im really debating wether or not i should give her a second chance.
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:35 AM   #4
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um yeah get over it dude **** happens at least she isnt pregnant you are 18 a whole lot worse **** to happen to you trust me.
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second chance = fail, you'll realize sooner or later.

Act like an alpha male instead of insulting yourself.
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oh i know it could be worse, a lot worse. but i've honestly never had somebody be that dishonest with me up until the last minute. im just ******* extremely pissed right now, i will get over it sooner or later.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:17 AM   #7
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Go for a drive. Enjoy yourself. A bridge would be good - get over it. Seriously - at 18 - why are you labouring over the woes of the world over one girl???????

The way you speak of her isn't particularly respectful - so were you ******* her, or is it LOVE? If it's love you'll know it - if not - then move on, or enjoy the ride while you enjoy the *******..
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:15 AM   #8
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Is she 18? Hit that **** one more time and take pics. Then post them here. Then forget about her and move on.

Girls lie, they are good at it. At your age do not worry about being in a serious relationship. Also never ask how many guys they have slept with, no answer they give you will make you happy.
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Old 01-10-2010, 09:30 AM   #9
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Did she give you a reason for lying when you called her out?

After that long, I doubt she has a good reason. She's probably just a pathological liar and you should move on. That type of stuff eats at a good human being and eventually they will tell you to end the suffering.
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1. Lay of the weed.
2. Add her to the list of "chicks I do for sport every now and then".
3. Lie to her.
4. Screw her sister (if she is hot).
5. Post pics of her naked on MT.net ("her" meaning both the ex-GF and the sister)
6. Lie some more.
7. Enjoy life
8. Party with friends
Repeat.
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There are other fish in the sea. . .
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Is she 18? Hit that **** one more time and take pics. Then post them here. Then forget about her and move on.

Girls lie, they are good at it. At your age do not worry about being in a serious relationship. Also never ask how many guys they have slept with, no answer they give you will make you happy.
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and pics or ban....
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:40 AM   #13
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How could you not expect her to sex0r other dudes? I'm fairly certain the prospect of ******* you for the rest of her life was slightly less desirable than when she worked the glory hole at "The Loves." **** like this happens to closet-homo beta-males all the time, get accustomed to it. Every woman on earth wants a man who "runs this ************," you're screwed. Every day of my life is a story of what women can do to accept my seed; you need to learn what women want. They don't want a ------ who cries and whines on the internet about girls and how he's been charged by a pozzer and uses his mouth on men. Women want a guy who knows how to run this ************, kick her BF's ***, drink his beer, slap that bitch for acting like her mother, and show her how filthy of a ***** she can be. If you don't learn how to show women why their fathers could never love someone like them, then you'll die a virgin in your mother's basement.

I recommend you take every piece of dignity you have left, which is minimal, and act like a man for the first time in your life. Ask yourself, "What would Hustler do? Would he cry about this girl on the internet and look like a *** or would he mudshark her sister, kick holes in the wall, and steal the TV remote?" Be a ******* man or I'll end up paying for your life with my tax money in one capacity of another.
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:49 AM   #14
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Just get away from that one. she sounds like nothing but trouble. I was with a girl for a long time who I thought was the greatest. I eventually started to realize that she was only kind of great, so I broke up with her and have since found another girl who makes the first one look like a crazy person, straight from the rubber room.

Moral of the story: let her go, and find somebody else. At 18, I wouldn't necessarily start looking for a wife, so just get somebody who is fun for now.
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This is Robbie. I just wanted to let you know that you are an ugly, nasty *****. Kasee and I were at a really bad time in our relationship and I looked for the first ***** that said yes. Which it was you. You meant nothing to me and were nothing but basically a hole that helped me relieve stress and get through Kasee leaving me. It could have been ANYONE so don't go feeling like you were soo important because you werent. Honestly I even forgot your name until you myspaced me. Which when the first time I wrote back I really didnt know who you were. Thats how forgettable you are. However I know I made the biggest mistake of my life with you. However Kasee and I worked through it. She is what a REAL woman is (she's absoluletly gorgeous) and the love I have for her is 100% pure and honest. She will be my wife and you will just be a mistake. A *****. A ****** ugly *** *****. You are really ugly you know that. I and you sucked) And as far as you thinking that you can get out of arrests just because you screwed a cop, well I have news for you. Those cops in Morgantown/Granville adore Kasee. They are waiting for you to **** up. None of us like you. We all know that you a stupid **** that almost ruined my life. You'll never be more than just a **** to anyone. You are too ugly to ever have a real relationship and you know you arent that smart either. I don;t think you realize that I really did forget your name. I thought about Kasee the whole time. (when I closed my eyes I thought about her, when I went home I called her and drove 3 hours to go see her) If you did anything for me, it was to make me realize that I found the girl of my dreams 2 years ago. It's just to bad it took a ugly *** **** to help me remember. Stay away from me and her. You have been blocked from everything and if you contact us one time, you will be arrested for harassment. We want nothing to do with you. You don't exist. Maybe this wil be a lesson. A lesson to not be a skanky *** ***** that guys use when their life falls apart because the REAL one they love leaves them. Stay away you fat ugly ****. By the way, you have the biggest nose I've ever seen. You are soo ******* gross.
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im 18. and yes its for real, i really dont need the negative feedback right now.
then it's a good thing you didn't post this on miataturbo.net!! oh wait.

look, just call her up and say this:

"hey girl, I'm sorry I'm such a hothead about your past, but I'm going to be a big grown up man here and just accept who you are. I want you to be honest with me from now on and I will [do all that bullet and bend over backwards BS]."

bottom line: you liked her for who she is, not what she did or didn't do before you. grow the **** up.
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i really dont need the negative feedback right now.


Seriously, what did you actually expect here?
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Reminded me of this:

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First and foremost, you DO NOT want a girl that goes out to the clubs to be the same girl you go to sleep next to.

I had a relationship like that and it didn't go very well. I did the whole club thing and while it was fun.....I couldn't give a **** less about it now. That's more for in the moment than in the long run.

Your still young, so you still have a lot to learn. Whoever said it before said it man, DONT ASK HOW MANY GUYS!! lol You have to chose the girl by who she is, not where shes been. Once you know too much, especially if its **** you don't want to hear.....your fucked.

Just enjoy life man. Don't get too wrapped up in it. Go smoke a bowl or hit the bong, whatever your preferred method, and relax. Girls come and go. The good news is, theres lots of them out there.
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You need to grow up. Deal or move on. Either way get a method of birth control that is idiot proof.
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