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Old 01-10-2010, 03:36 PM   #41
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Yeah, sure she didn't.
id like to think what she said was true, hopefully what she said was actually true.
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She probably cheated on you. Also, triple the number of guys she said she slept with. Put it in her butt and smack her in the back of the head. Also, pics or it didn't happen.

In all seriousness...
Don't date, just love em and leave em. Girls in our age bracket (I'm 21) are just looking for some dick. If you think that's bad, you should see how bad the girls are where I am right now (USAF tech school). Half of them wear rings but all of them are getting fucked. Their husbands are hundreds if not thousands of miles away. It's just a fact of life.
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:39 PM   #43
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id like to think what she said was true, hopefully what she said was actually true.
Sounds like it would be the first thing she said that is true...
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Sounds like it would be the first thing she said that is true...
lol that sounds to have more sense in it than what she would say.
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Seriously,
1. **** Bitches
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:50 PM   #46
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Im not shure who needs a kick in the *** here, the OP, his Dad ,or his English Teacher.
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:02 PM   #49
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I'm 18 also. ..(why else isnt my car boosted ) I dont date, I dont want too. Nows the time to get as much poon as possible dont get weighed down by a girlfriend. Friends with bens well multiple friends with bens at the same time ftw. I'd rather have a girl that smokes though, regardless its not a big deal. Try to forget about it and go get some numbers.
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She probably cheated on you. Also, triple the number of guys she said she slept with. Put it in her butt and smack her in the back of the head. Also, pics or it didn't happen.

In all seriousness...
Don't date, just love em and leave em. Girls in our age bracket (I'm 21) are just looking for some dick. If you think that's bad, you should see how bad the girls are where I am right now (USAF tech school). Half of them wear rings but all of them are getting fucked. Their husbands are hundreds if not thousands of miles away. It's just a fact of life.

Most women, especially younger ones are pretty much just filthy ****** anymore. Fact of life and its pretty sad.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:23 PM   #51
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Guys, I think you're all wrong about this. I mean, if this was just some dime-a-dozen ****, then sure, dump her *** and move on.

But she's known as one of the best dancers in all of the Virgin Islands. The BEST!! You can't just throw that away. What if the next girl he finds has no moves and everyone is all like, "Check out that lame chick who can't dance" when they go out to the clubs? "She wouldn't be the best dancer in Lithuania" is what they'll say. Can you live with that, Banks? Can you live with the knowledge that you let one of the very best dancers in all of the Virgin Islands slip through your fingers? For the rest of your life, you won't even be able to consider vacationing in the Virgin Islands, because as soon as you step off the plane, everyone will know you're the dumb SOB who dumped the best dancer in the history of the Virgin Islands because you needed an intact hymen.
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You think 5 dudes is alot? She was right she is a virgin still. WTF is wrong with you? Go get laid and stop being a ***** and who gives a **** how many dudes she slept with. The more dudes the better she is in bed. Stop being a *****
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oh god i can't really beleive banks is real. has to be someones alter ego. but if you are for real come the **** on your 18 your not going to marry her **** her every way you can think of talk her into toys ------- ect...
treat her like a breathing blow up doll. tell your buddies to try to **** her play with her head when all is said and done move the **** on.
i had one buddy tell his girl if she loved him she would do all his friends like 15 or 16 in the room she did then he told her how the **** could you **** everyone and dumped her. have fun nail her her freinds thier moms ect...
come on your 18 have fun
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ok but all of this advice really contrasts with how i was brought up. my mom told me never to treat girls with disrespect. so i went into the relationship as the nicest guy, wanted her to fully trust me before we fucked, all that. but i do realise im 18 and should be having fun, i even talked to her about it a couple times but, now knowing her real past, i can see why she was so adamant about not being with other people, so whatever. ill keep her around and treat her just about as bad as she did me, **** it. i didnt only learn from my mother...if shes not fellin friends with benefits im dropping her *** like a hot potato.

as of right now, im working on this hella cute vietnamese chick. shes extremely smart, likes cars, etc etc. i met her in photo class senior year, and she approached me, and we would talk about cars, me wanting to move to japan, her favorite **** to do, the usual ****. but after high school i didnt keep in touch with her, i could tell she didnt wanna make too big of moves in school as far as approaching me goes, and neither did i really, i dont like people in my school all in my business, spreads to everyone. so we been talking off and on.

so this year, about a few months ago, i texted her on my friends phone, just to see what shes been up to recently, basically small talk, got missed conenctions here and there. so this month, a few weeks ago, she called up my friend asking for me. she didnt have my new number anyways. i didnt hear about it until last night, when she hit me up out of the blue on facebook. so now im gonna try to put some work in, called her today just to see hows shes been, askin her if she wanted to chill nd go get some dinner. she couldnt cuz her fams havin somebody over and she probably shouldnt be leaving, so i told her id be leavin the 15th if she wanted to chill, we're in the same town.

shes definitely wifey material. she hasnt been sleepin around, already talked to a few of my asian friends that know her, heard nothing but good news, so we'll see...
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You think 5 dudes is alot? She was right she is a virgin still. WTF is wrong with you? Go get laid and stop being a ***** and who gives a **** how many dudes she slept with. The more dudes the better she is in bed. Stop being a *****
it wouldve been great had she not lied about it.
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ho-ly ****.

I could barely read that post...

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It's I not i, I see you use commas and periods yet you are still illiterate.
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lulz

dude you shouldnt be thinking about 'wifey material' right now.
if youre smart you wont get married any time soon because statistically it is very unlikely to work out and youll probably end up with kids and would have basically commited finacial suicide.
if you were reeeeally smart (like me) youll never have kids and probably never get married.
a wife is really going to get in between me and my goal of having a huge garage full of cars with a small apartment attached, haha
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-banks- should be thinking about a steady boyfriend.
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wifey material meaning proper girlfriend material.

dammit u guys are not with the times much!!

of course i dont need a wife. i dont want kids right now, im stupid but definitely not that stupid. thats like smoking crack stupid.

luckily, every girl i associate with happens to like cars in some way shape or form, so, having a garage full of at least 2-3 projects is a possibility

ill pass on a boyfriend dude..but thanks for the suggestion? mustve worked for you, glad to see someones making the most out of their life

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