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Old 01-13-2010, 12:18 PM   #121
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It would be awesome if it was in her ***** and it came as her bf was plowing her lulz

well...like how else do you read the story? she was walking by and it plopped out?
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:20 PM   #122
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It couldve been on her bed, under the pillow idk.... I've never seen/heard of a girl that just leaves a used condom just chilling in her like that. I mean damn thats gotta have some storage space in there
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:24 PM   #123
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...one of my guy friends was banging his girlfriends and a condom came out.
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...It would be awesome if it was in her ***** and it came as her bf was plowing her lulz
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:36 PM   #124
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Nowhere in the text does it say "out of her *****" so is open to interpretation. Still Im amazed by the storage capabilities of that girl Damn!!
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:46 PM   #125
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...one of my guy friends was banging his girlfriends and a condom came out of the closet wielding a large gun.

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Old 01-13-2010, 12:49 PM   #126
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124 posts and still no damn pics. I expect a NWS tag shortly.
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:55 PM   #127
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or i lock it and every other thread -banks- post in?
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:29 PM   #128
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:34 PM   #129
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wtf is that sticking out of her shorts?
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:57 PM   #130
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wtf is that sticking out of her shorts?
The bike seat?
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Old 01-16-2010, 07:42 PM   #131
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The bike seat?
Holy ****
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:09 PM   #132
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wtf is that sticking out of her shorts?
a condom?
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:31 PM   #133
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Holy ****
Am I missing something?

Hustler, wtf is in that god damn picture!!!
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Old 01-16-2010, 08:41 PM   #134
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Am I missing something?

Hustler, wtf is in that god damn picture!!!
well you see, what is in actuality a bike seat, appears at first glance to be an erect *****. Which is unusual for a young asian girl to have.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:43 AM   #135
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The bike seat?

Tell me you really didn't have to look twice before posting that. Maybe I'm just too used to fucked up **** coming from hustler.

It's a normal pic, but a really good play by him considering the usual content of his posts. You want to see cute asian chick on bike and juggles the jewels a little bit, but something says "Danger Will Robinson" and you can't let it go....or atleast can't juggle the jewels comfortably to that pic.

EDIT: Maybe I just noticed it due to ***** envy.
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Old 01-17-2010, 09:13 AM   #136
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EDIT: Maybe I just noticed it due to ***** envy.
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Old 01-17-2010, 02:27 PM   #137
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Wow, i'm alittle upset. I was expecting something more than just a bike seat. Needz moar gay.
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Old 01-17-2010, 08:07 PM   #138
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Man, this is bad. I wouldnt even get back with her. But if you love her then go back
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