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A Tale of Two Fissures, A story of the world's strangest man and his colon

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Old 06-07-2012, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted by triple88a
When you eat someones face?
No, when someone else eats yours.
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Old 06-08-2012, 12:09 PM
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No, when someone else eats yours.
This. I have a standing agreement with my dad that if one of us is in any way partially devoured, the other will shoot him in the head before the cops get there.
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Old 06-08-2012, 07:43 PM
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My anus requires no surgery and received 18" of videography.
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Old 06-08-2012, 07:49 PM
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My anus requires no surgery and received 18" of videography mansausage.

ftfy


Anyway, good hear. Back to cat talk now.
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:00 PM
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My anus requires no surgery and received 18" of videography.
time to call dongzilla for your big celebratory date nite.
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:48 PM
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time to call dongzilla for your big celebratory date nite.
Here is my CL ad:
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/m4m/3028579646.html
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:41 PM
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Ooh, I finally thought of a witty response that's both simple and clever!

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Old 07-05-2012, 01:44 PM
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can someone now tell me what's the best way to heal a fissure?
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can someone now tell me what's the best way to heal a fissure?
Vaginoplasty - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (kinda NSFW)
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:03 PM
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i dont see how that will help me.
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Originally Posted by y8s
Key word: heal.

Not partially suture.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can someone now tell me what's the best way to heal a fissure?

Stop letting your prison mate rip it open?

I can't think of a worse superficial place to have opened up to sterile tissue.
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:57 PM
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Saw this, thought of Hustler.

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can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
Cliffs:

Trey was having problems with his anus.

He made a thread about it on MiataTurbo.net.

Our members responded in the manner which you might expect given the circumstances.

Hilarity ensued.
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
TLR; Remove turbo, heal anus

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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau
It's shocking to me that this thread made it page 8 without anyone saying, "We can't help you unless you post some logs."
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Originally Posted by Braineack
can i get a good cliffs of this thread? I have a friend with fissures, he'd like to know.
arnica gel + tucks medicated pads applied to buttcheex 3x a day.
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Originally Posted by y8s
arnica gel + tucks medicated pads applied to buttcheex 3x a day.
are you speaking from experience?
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