A Tale of Two Fissures, A story of the world's strangest man and his colon
 

A couple years ago I'd go to the gym, eat several thousand calories, and make special diarrhea immediately after dinner,every time. I'd also ---- 3x per day. Now, I'm half ------- constipated all the time and ---- once per day, when I do it hurts my virgin anus. What went wrong between 29 and 31?

I went from diarrhea and clay textured wall-painter bowl twisters to inter-locked fiber turds that hurt on the way out. I've changed nothing about diet or exercise. Is this AIDS or cancer?

It was the gaping I gave you a while back.

Wanna have another look? I know that when you're laying down, anticipating my sinful payload upon your chest, there's a great angle to look straight up my anus.

Lol, this is funny because I believe every word. I'd say this is 10% troll 90% scared little boy.

lol, this is not a troll post. I'm getting old, what's happening?

we can have a dingleberry party.
I'll bring the pick

your balls finally dropped and you can stop gluing fake hair to your crotch

Too much meat. Eat your vegies. More

Did not know you where 31. All I hear old people talk about is their health, so I guess this thread makes sense.

I've changed nothing, I eat lots of carrots, onion, zucchini, squash.

Awesome, lol. 24-year old face, 65-year lower GI.

but you also eat a lot of meat

big veiny kielbasas to be specific

There was a day I could eat so much fatty BBQ that I raced home to not ---- my pants from Lockhart to Austin. Again, I changed nothing, eat fairly well-rounded meals, and still lift.

I've had kielbasa but I can't find any girthy-enough in California.

doubling my Xtenze intake to keep you satisfied

All I eat is Whataburger and drink Dr Pepper. My poo is regular and solid, so sounds like you need more of both of those in your diet to balance things out.

I had a bowl of canned spinach and creamed corn the other night for a meal. it looked exactly the same the next morning. I found it interesting.

potatoes, bacon, and vodka.
my sh!t is purple and smells like rainbow sherbet

Serious question. Does this work? When I want to get my fucky on , I do have a cialis. For megacrunk fuckage it is a win.

no idea
I'm hung like a walrus, just ask hustler

Get a colonoscopy if you are truly worried. The GOLYTELY alone might be worth it for you.

Why isn't there a poll option for "whiny Bi__h"?


Drink more water!