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Old 02-03-2009, 01:25 AM   #201
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Met another chick today on campus. It's the countdown until getting laid.
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dude, LOL...
so much drama in your life
you need to step up and be a man once in a while. She came home with a stinky red box and wouldn't let you hit it??? She's got ******* herpes from club ******* and you're over here asking what to do? Hellooo...ding dong!?

******* homo, no respect for you. Whoever said Truck stop was right...
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:17 AM   #203
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dude, LOL...
so much drama in your life
you need to step up and be a man once in a while. She came home with a stinky red box and wouldn't let you hit it??? She's got ******* herpes from club ******* and you're over here asking what to do? Hellooo...ding dong!?

******* homo, no respect for you. Whoever said Truck stop was right...
welcome home, son.

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Old 02-03-2009, 10:14 AM   #204
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dude, LOL...
so much drama in your life
you need to step up and be a man once in a while. She came home with a stinky red box and wouldn't let you hit it??? She's got ******* herpes from club ******* and you're over here asking what to do? Hellooo...ding dong!?

******* homo, no respect for you. Whoever said Truck stop was right...
I missed the herpes part, what page was that?
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:34 AM   #205
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I missed the herpes part, what page was that?
no ****, this is awesome.
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:50 AM   #206
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Never said anything about herpes.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:03 AM   #207
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Never said anything about herpes.
bit o advice. go get tested. who knows what the dirty ****** picked up being dragged across those other douchebags.
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Old 02-03-2009, 11:15 AM   #208
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bit o advice. go get tested. who knows what the dirty ****** picked up being dragged across those other douchebags.
he's probably "poz" already.
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Old 02-03-2009, 12:26 PM   #209
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I hate to say it, but I think she has been with someone else. I mean, the other day she came home and her "****" was all red and beat up and she didn't want to have sex...because it got irritated somehow. A couple days later...still no sex.
unless someone hit it until it looked "snake bit" then ok...

typically speaking though, if you say it was red/irritated, then it's most likely something more serious...
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:14 PM   #210
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She said she has always had a thing for me but since that dirty bitch was always around there wasn't much she could do about it. I don't know. I got too drunk the other day while I was there to properly get things done(ie her number).
Wait....

She said she had a thing for you and you still didn't even get digits?

**** man, I would've nailed it to the wall.

You pussyfooted long enough getting out, don't **** around getting over.

Letting go of herpes **** happens today. If not, expect it to take ******* foreeeever.

You shouldn't even have any of her coffee mugs left amongst your ****, and likewise shouldn't have any part of her manipulating personality left in your psyche.

You're a ******* man, go get some.

And I mean get some everywhere. Be the ******* man in your classes, study that **** and know it. Finish boosting your car. And find a honey that appreciates all you're trying to do.

In the meantime **** everything that walks within smelling distance.

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Old 02-03-2009, 05:56 PM   #211
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unless someone hit it until it looked "snake bit" then ok...

typically speaking though, if you say it was red/irritated, then it's most likely something more serious...
oh god, I'm ******* crying. Someone diggin up in dem guts, son.

omfg, that is so nasty. lolol
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Old 02-04-2009, 05:01 PM   #212
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Well then, I finally burnt up our old "momentos" last night in the fireplace. Old pictures sure burn easily. She called me yesterday for some bullshit and I told her just to leave me alone and stop calling, no more of this bullshit. I might just wait on the girl that I met at the bar though, I might be jumping the gun a little. I actually like this chick so I don't want it to turn into a rebound thing. I also met with a counciler, he suggested I start doing things that made me happy before she moved in. Well that was my big turbo srt-4. Looks like I'm going to finally get the ball rolling on the turbo miata project, no more dicking around! I'm also joining a new bowling league. I know what you are probably thinking but hey, I've got about a 180 average right now and want to keep progressing.
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Why do you have to fall in love to get *****. Just go **** the chick from the bar for christ sake. Stop being a *****!!! Play *****, get fucked.
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Well then, I finally burnt up our old "momentos" last night in the fireplace. Old pictures sure burn easily. She called me yesterday for some bullshit and I told her just to leave me alone and stop calling, no more of this bullshit. I might just wait on the girl that I met at the bar though, I might be jumping the gun a little. I actually like this chick so I don't want it to turn into a rebound thing. I also met with a counciler, he suggested I start doing things that made me happy before she moved in. Well that was my big turbo srt-4. Looks like I'm going to finally get the ball rolling on the turbo miata project, no more dicking around! I'm also joining a new bowling league. I know what you are probably thinking but hey, I've got about a 180 average right now and want to keep progressing.
Don't get all "bette midler" on us.
Don't be a ******* retard with some trash you met at the bar after you just got dumped off by a chick with a snake-bitten cooter. You would "like" anything with a vagina right now.

Just ******* relax and chill out. You don't need a woman around to breathe. Just chill.
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Even if the bar chick is your future wife. Nothing says you can't **** on the first date.



You know what your problem is? You're putting the ***** on a pedestal.

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are you reading the Xuma book?
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Don't get all "bette midler" on us.
Don't be a ******* retard with some trash you met at the bar after you just got dumped off by a chick with a snake-bitten cooter. You would "like" anything with a vagina right now.

Just ******* relax and chill out. You don't need a woman around to breathe. Just chill.
NO RELATIONSHIPS!!! Focus on yourself or you will be kicking yourself if you're in another relationship a month from now.
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John and hustler are right. Just make some special "friends" right now and if they get too attatched, cut it off quick.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:25 AM   #219
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Yeah, I'm just going to take it easy for while. Like I said, I kind of like this chick so I don't want to make it a rebound...so I'll just wait a little while. I saw her tonight so it's all good.
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:32 AM   #220
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Yeah, I'm just going to take it easy for while. Like I said, I kind of like this chick so I don't want to make it a rebound...so I'll just wait a little while. I saw her tonight so it's all good.
That's going to be hard to do considering you're thinking about her every 3 seconds. Be a man, please. I already have enough people to make fun of here, don't be a tard. Fairy-tale love bullshit is for women, one day, if you're lucky, this will make sense to you. Do yourself a favor, throw her # in the trash because you've already corrupted any chance you have. Stop being a woman...you're a man. Kick ***, drink beer, lay pipe.
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