Met another chick today on campus. It's the countdown until getting laid.

 

dude, LOL...
so much drama in your life
you need to step up and be a man once in a while. She came home with a stinky red box and wouldn't let you hit it??? She's got ******* herpes from club ******* and you're over here asking what to do? Hellooo...ding dong!?

******* homo, no respect for you. Whoever said Truck stop was right...

 

welcome home, son.

 

I missed the herpes part, what page was that?

 

no ****, this is awesome.

 

Never said anything about herpes.

 

bit o advice. go get tested. who knows what the dirty ****** picked up being dragged across those other douchebags.

 

he's probably "poz" already.

 

unless someone hit it until it looked "snake bit" then ok...

typically speaking though, if you say it was red/irritated, then it's most likely something more serious...

 

Wait....

She said she had a thing for you and you still didn't even get digits?

**** man, I would've nailed it to the wall.

You pussyfooted long enough getting out, don't **** around getting over.

Letting go of herpes **** happens today. If not, expect it to take ******* foreeeever.

You shouldn't even have any of her coffee mugs left amongst your ****, and likewise shouldn't have any part of her manipulating personality left in your psyche.

You're a ******* man, go get some.

And I mean get some everywhere. Be the ******* man in your classes, study that **** and know it. Finish boosting your car. And find a honey that appreciates all you're trying to do.

In the meantime **** everything that walks within smelling distance.

 

oh god, I'm ******* crying. Someone diggin up in dem guts, son.

omfg, that is so nasty. lolol

 

Well then, I finally burnt up our old "momentos" last night in the fireplace. Old pictures sure burn easily. She called me yesterday for some bullshit and I told her just to leave me alone and stop calling, no more of this bullshit. I might just wait on the girl that I met at the bar though, I might be jumping the gun a little. I actually like this chick so I don't want it to turn into a rebound thing. I also met with a counciler, he suggested I start doing things that made me happy before she moved in. Well that was my big turbo srt-4. Looks like I'm going to finally get the ball rolling on the turbo miata project, no more dicking around! I'm also joining a new bowling league. I know what you are probably thinking but hey, I've got about a 180 average right now and want to keep progressing.

 

Why do you have to fall in love to get *****. Just go **** the chick from the bar for christ sake. Stop being a *****!!! Play *****, get fucked.

 

Don't get all "bette midler" on us.
Don't be a ******* retard with some trash you met at the bar after you just got dumped off by a chick with a snake-bitten cooter. You would "like" anything with a vagina right now.

Just ******* relax and chill out. You don't need a woman around to breathe. Just chill.

 

Even if the bar chick is your future wife. Nothing says you can't **** on the first date.



You know what your problem is? You're putting the ***** on a pedestal.

 

are you reading the Xuma book?

 

NO RELATIONSHIPS!!! Focus on yourself or you will be kicking yourself if you're in another relationship a month from now.

 

John and hustler are right. Just make some special "friends" right now and if they get too attatched, cut it off quick.

 

Yeah, I'm just going to take it easy for while. Like I said, I kind of like this chick so I don't want to make it a rebound...so I'll just wait a little while. I saw her tonight so it's all good.

 

That's going to be hard to do considering you're thinking about her every 3 seconds. Be a man, please. I already have enough people to make fun of here, don't be a tard. Fairy-tale love bullshit is for women, one day, if you're lucky, this will make sense to you. Do yourself a favor, throw her # in the trash because you've already corrupted any chance you have. Stop being a woman...you're a man. Kick ***, drink beer, lay pipe.