fixed for accuracy

on a serious note though, turbo4 needs to chime in before we get too carried away lol

 

bullshit, he needs to kill the bitch, rape the corps, then chop it in half, wrap it up in a shower curtain, then throw it in a pond.

 

Sorry I've been at work all night, rough night. I come home to her **** being switched to the guest room and she being gone. The only major problem with throwing her out is she is on the lease. Not that it was under her credit or anything but her name is on there. I'll definitely be repo-ing the car soon.

 

Corpse.

With an E.

C-O-R-P-S-E.

f you're gonna prod someone into necrophilia, do it right.

The Corps is something entirely different, and trust me, you wouldn't get far.

 

If.

I-F.

With an I.

 

lol, not a marine.

 

Ok, you got me.

 

f*cking grammar nazzi's

 

Correction: spelling *****.

j/k.

 

Dump the body in a vat of acid, no traces to be found there. Apparrently it was Gotti's favorite method of getting rid of bodies.

 

I see your game. Trying to lure me to your rape pad eh?

 

Take the car, phone, and roof back and kick her *** to the street. Problem solved, life is shitting enough without someone doing **** like that to you.

 

All this advise is great, but I'm sure the OP already knows it. It's just totally different when you're the one in the situation. I've been through somewhat similar crap and it sucks, you know what you should do but at the time you're just too damn retarded to put your foot down. Like everyone else said, throw the bitch out on her *** and forget about her. You can do better and you don't need her crap.

 

Look you need to make a stand, tell her one of you has to move out. This guestroom **** is bs, and you can't let it go any further than it has already. Whats next she brings her manwhore home, but its ok because she's in the guestroom and you're "just friends"..?

f-dat, and take the advice that everyone is giving you dude...

 

give us her #, I'm tryin to hit that ****.

 

You gotta repo everything now. The sooner, the better. It gets you clear of the shitstorm that is growing around her. If you can't kick her out b/c she's on the lease, pay up and get out. I would guess you can force her out, though. Or invite your friends over to trash the place every night. Or invite hustler over, he is tryin to hit that ****.

 

Take advice from the internet, you cant go wrong!

Lots of women out there, don't stick around with one that makes you miserable. The sooner you can separate yourself from her, the sooner you'll be happy again.

I went through a horrible breakup about 2 years ago. I'm talking home, job, and girl....all gone in the same day (lived and worked together on a farm). It was the best thing that has ever happened to me and I couldn't imagine still living that life.

Vash-

 

A big +1 to everyone's advice. We don't know him. We don't know her. It's a 7 year relationship. It wasn't as clearly his place as we thought, her name's on the lease.

Kick her out, talk to her, run her through a wood chipper. It's all good advice and potentially what needs to happen. (Ok, maybe not the woodchipper. DNA sampling kinda messed up the effectiveness of that one for us.)


Joe Perez,

At least he's not asking relationship advice on a gun or bodybuilding forum!

 

Hire a hooker to come in and service you when you know she is going to be there.

 

Move into the garage and finish your turbo project, once you're done you'll suddenly be happy again.