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Old 02-05-2009, 08:42 AM
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See, this is why I ditched the hoes and molded a fleshlight into my cars rear bumper. If Im going to drop thousands of dollars into something, it might as well make me happy. Car doesnt bitch, and can bring me to get food. All gooood!
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
See, this is why I ditched the hoes and molded a fleshlight into my cars rear bumper.
Originally Posted by Turbo_4
...he suggested I start doing things that made me happy before she moved in. Well that was my big turbo srt-4.
Sounds like you guys are on the same page then. Confucius say, man who make love to exhaust pipe have hot rod.

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NO RELATIONSHIPS!!! Focus on yourself or you will be kicking yourself if you're in another relationship a month from now.
This is true. You aren't ready for a relationship until you are absolutely fine with sitting at home by yourself, doing absolutely nothing and being perfectly content. Taking it a step further, wait until you reach the point that you find most chicks downright annoying. At your age, that's most chicks, if you really listen to them talk for more than 5 minutes. Wallowing in misery just because you don't have in-house ***** will warp your standard of what's acceptable, and you need time to recalibrate your baseline. This is a dangerous time for you, because in your desperation to get laid, you will be tempted by the dark side: skanks who can't get a real man and have to prey on the mentally weak discarded leftovers of other skanks. When you are ready to have a real relationship again, you will be in a zen-like state of having your eyes open, but not really looking for anything. The fact that you've mentioned this bar chick more than once means you're looking too hard.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ScottFW
Sounds like you guys are on the same page then. Confucius say, man who make love to exhaust pipe have hot rod.


This is true. You aren't ready for a relationship until you are absolutely fine with sitting at home by yourself, doing absolutely nothing and being perfectly content. Taking it a step further, wait until you reach the point that you find most chicks downright annoying. At your age, that's most chicks, if you really listen to them talk for more than 5 minutes. Wallowing in misery just because you don't have in-house ***** will warp your standard of what's acceptable, and you need time to recalibrate your baseline. This is a dangerous time for you, because in your desperation to get laid, you will be tempted by the dark side: skanks who can't get a real man and have to prey on the mentally weak discarded leftovers of other skanks. When you are ready to have a real relationship again, you will be in a zen-like state of having your eyes open, but not really looking for anything. The fact that you've mentioned this bar chick more than once means you're looking too hard.

Yeah that's what everyone keeps saying. I need to take it easy. I mean it's only been what, a month? I guess after living with someone for so long it's pretty difficult to just go home and do nothing by yourself. I think that's been the hardest thing, that's why I keep going out.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
Yeah that's what everyone keeps saying. I need to take it easy. I mean it's only been what, a month? I guess after living with someone for so long it's pretty difficult to just go home and do nothing by yourself. I think that's been the hardest thing, that's why I keep going out.

You seem to be one of those guys that think to have sex you have to have a relationship. That can quickly land you back into a situation like you just got out of.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by msydnor
You seem to be one of those guys that think to have sex you have to have a relationship. That can quickly land you back into a situation like you just got out of.

haha, well guess I haven't really done the whole one night stand thing before. Kind of been in this relationship since the dawn of time.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
haha, well guess I haven't really done the whole one night stand thing before. Kind of been in this relationship since the dawn of time.
You should try it.
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Old 02-05-2009, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by ScottFW
This is true. You aren't ready for a relationship until you are absolutely fine with sitting at home by yourself, doing absolutely nothing and being perfectly content.
I must be as ready gets then. Been single and sex free for several years now lol . I feel like George Costanza in that one episode of Seinfeld where he went without sex and became a genius. Seriously though, making time for yourself like already said is probably most important right now. Take time to get your head clear and remember what having time for yourself is like. Do what you want, when you want, how you want, with no one bitching at you. I wont be jumping back into a relationship until Im sure all of my loose ends are tied up with my career and other aspects of my life.
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Originally Posted by Turbo_4
haha, well guess I haven't really done the whole one night stand thing before. Kind of been in this relationship since the dawn of time.
because you're a *****.
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Old 02-05-2009, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
I must be as ready gets then. Been single and sex free for several years now lol . I feel like George Costanza in that one episode of Seinfeld where he went without sex and became a genius. Seriously though, making time for yourself like already said is probably most important right now. Take time to get your head clear and remember what having time for yourself is like. Do what you want, when you want, how you want, with no one bitching at you. I wont be jumping back into a relationship until Im sure all of my loose ends are tied up with my career and other aspects of my life.
Haha! That episode is pretty accurate. I do everything so much better when I don't have some annoying girl around. As was mentioned before, women ages puberty -> mid twenties are just plain ******* annoying and immature.

Turbo 4, take the adive given here and don't worry about women for a while. When I broke up with my ex-fiance, the first thing I wanted to do was find a replacement. It took a few months, but now I wake up every morning happy to be single and not missing any of her stupid ****.
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which is more frightening...
not finding a woman to spend the rest of your life with
not "dating" enough women prior to getting stuck with one woman for the rest of your life.
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:07 PM
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the latter,

trust me, I am living it...

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Originally Posted by msydnor
You seem to be one of those guys that think to have sex you have to have a relationship. That can quickly land you back into a situation like you just got out of.
or worse: married
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Old 02-05-2009, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
which is more frightening...
not finding a woman to spend the rest of your life with
not "dating" enough women prior to getting stuck with one woman for the rest of your life.


I'd say falling from one failed marriage into the next, immediately getting married, having a kid, then they leave and take half. All while you get bitched at because you're too much of a ***** to stand up for yourself. Rinse and repeat.
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by messiahx
When I broke up with my ex-fiance, the first thing I wanted to do was find a replacement. It took a few months, but now I wake up every morning happy to be single and not missing any of her stupid ****.

When I split from my first wife I fucked everything in sight. It was great theropy. Gave me a whole different perspective. Why the hell do guys feel the need to find a mate? There plenty of time for that unless you are old as ****. Just git dim guts!!
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:52 PM
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YouTube - An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder - Jason Mewes

Let me get up in them guts!

Sorry, above statement reminded me of it.
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Old 02-05-2009, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by hustler
because you're a *****.
i'm going to have to agree with hustler here, this thread delivers nothing but man *****. i can't believe all the poeple here actually giving good no bs advice over and over. either this thread is a joke or the op needs a psychiatrist, or testosterone.
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:58 PM
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I think besides the whole build up the miata bit and etc. I'm going to go ahead and finally get another dog. I've been saying that for years now. Living in tiny apartments has kind of held me back but now that I have a 1200sq ft duplex with a big yard, I think it's time. I thinking a lab or retriever of some sort. Something that won't need 24/7 attention...and can be left for a few hours without issues.
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no you're talking like a man.

nothing more loyal than a good dog.
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start with a plant
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Old 02-05-2009, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
start with a plant

lol, I have a mid size dog right now but would like something more....manly. I had a plant too...but it died
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