Why am I such a bitch?
05-12-2012, 08:39 AM
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I've offered to buy my wife laser hair removal. It's really for me though. So in that sense, Fae makes a solid point.
Also, you all are hung up on mass-market women. There is no such thing as "typical".
Also, you all are hung up on mass-market women. There is no such thing as "typical".
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05-12-2012, 02:58 PM
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One thing to keep in mind - you have this criteria that describes your perfect woman but what do you have to offer? It really goes both ways, you know.
PS: Looks are overrated. If you want happiness - find a woman with a sense of humor and some common sense.
PS: Looks are overrated. If you want happiness - find a woman with a sense of humor and some common sense.
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05-15-2012, 12:43 AM
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I don't know who that bitch is.
So how do I reverse this shiz.
Perhaps I need to aim squarely at a different scene. Instead of aiming at artist scene hoping to find a baller I should aim at baller professional scene, and hope to find an artist?
So how do I reverse this shiz.
Perhaps I need to aim squarely at a different scene. Instead of aiming at artist scene hoping to find a baller I should aim at baller professional scene, and hope to find an artist?
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05-15-2012, 01:34 AM
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Faefae, I think you need to start seriously thinking about what items on your list are most important.
That whole list in a gal typically means that she'll be extremely hard to find and that she'll be taken period. Seriously, I lol'd a bit at the 100k-200k -and- artist bit. Artists that make that kind of cash typically have little to no time for a relationship.
That whole list in a gal typically means that she'll be extremely hard to find and that she'll be taken period. Seriously, I lol'd a bit at the 100k-200k -and- artist bit. Artists that make that kind of cash typically have little to no time for a relationship.
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05-15-2012, 01:49 AM
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Faefae, I think you need to start seriously thinking about what items on your list are most important.
That whole list in a gal typically means that she'll be extremely hard to find and that she'll be taken period. Seriously, I lol'd a bit at the 100k-200k -and- artist bit. Artists that make that kind of cash typically have little to no time for a relationship.
That whole list in a gal typically means that she'll be extremely hard to find and that she'll be taken period. Seriously, I lol'd a bit at the 100k-200k -and- artist bit. Artists that make that kind of cash typically have little to no time for a relationship.
All of it.
You don't have to be a "pro" artist to be an artist.
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05-15-2012, 01:50 AM
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laser hair removal is fucky awesome
the day i meet the girl that tattoos "property of fae fae" around her rectum is the day i buy her laser hair removal for her brazillian.
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05-20-2012, 02:30 AM
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Ok well how about a week long trip to vegas?
What am i supposed to do there?
admins deep sixed my "hookers" thread. Should i go out seeking th poontang? benefit? balh
What am i supposed to do there?
admins deep sixed my "hookers" thread. Should i go out seeking th poontang? benefit? balh
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05-21-2012, 11:30 PM
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Doesn't matter what we say, Faefae. You'll ignore us and do whatever it is you decide to do.
So, what you need to do is tell your girl you want to marry her, but tell her first she needs to have a foursome with two hookers on your Vegas trip. Remember, this must include a dirty sanchez and every other act you can possibly think of.
So, what you need to do is tell your girl you want to marry her, but tell her first she needs to have a foursome with two hookers on your Vegas trip. Remember, this must include a dirty sanchez and every other act you can possibly think of.
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