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Old 05-12-2012, 09:39 AM   #101
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I've offered to buy my wife laser hair removal. It's really for me though. So in that sense, Fae makes a solid point.

Also, you all are hung up on mass-market women. There is no such thing as "typical".
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Old 05-12-2012, 03:58 PM   #102
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One thing to keep in mind - you have this criteria that describes your perfect woman but what do you have to offer? It really goes both ways, you know.

PS: Looks are overrated. If you want happiness - find a woman with a sense of humor and some common sense.
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Old 05-12-2012, 05:37 PM   #103
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One thing to keep in mind - you have this criteria that describes your perfect woman but what do you have to offer? It really goes both ways, you know.

PS: Looks are overrated. If you want happiness - find a woman with a sense of humor and some common sense.
I have all of the same to offer.

Looks arent overrated. Hot girl with humor brain and common sense do exist
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Old 05-12-2012, 09:24 PM   #104
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Seems to fit all your criteria. ***** may be slightly undersized but she makes more than 200k so a little coaxing may cause her to get them enhanced. On her dime.
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Old 05-15-2012, 01:43 AM   #105
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I don't know who that bitch is.


So how do I reverse this shiz.

Perhaps I need to aim squarely at a different scene. Instead of aiming at artist scene hoping to find a baller I should aim at baller professional scene, and hope to find an artist?
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:34 AM   #106
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Faefae, I think you need to start seriously thinking about what items on your list are most important.

That whole list in a gal typically means that she'll be extremely hard to find and that she'll be taken period. Seriously, I lol'd a bit at the 100k-200k -and- artist bit. Artists that make that kind of cash typically have little to no time for a relationship.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:49 AM   #107
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Faefae, I think you need to start seriously thinking about what items on your list are most important.

That whole list in a gal typically means that she'll be extremely hard to find and that she'll be taken period. Seriously, I lol'd a bit at the 100k-200k -and- artist bit. Artists that make that kind of cash typically have little to no time for a relationship.


All of it.


You don't have to be a "pro" artist to be an artist.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:50 AM   #108
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I've offered to buy my wife laser hair removal. It's really for me though. So in that sense, Fae makes a solid point.

Also, you all are hung up on mass-market women. There is no such thing as "typical".

laser hair removal is fucky awesome

the day i meet the girl that tattoos "property of fae fae" around her rectum is the day i buy her laser hair removal for her brazillian.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:59 AM   #109
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just take a week-long vacation to either Czech republic or Ukraine. problem solved.
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^Soviet wins the thread. There you go Faefae, you know what you have to do now.
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Old 05-20-2012, 03:30 AM   #111
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Ok well how about a week long trip to vegas?

What am i supposed to do there?

admins deep sixed my "hookers" thread. Should i go out seeking th poontang? benefit? balh
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Old 05-20-2012, 04:10 AM   #112
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do coke off a hookers anus in a mcdonalds bathroom stall
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Didnt say butt, or ***, he said anus, much more specific area.

I like it.

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do coke off a hookers anus in a mcdonalds bathroom stall
that's what's up
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do coke off a hookers anus in a mcdonalds bathroom stall
Is that before or after? i guess it depends if u want the coke a bit pasty.
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Old 05-21-2012, 07:06 PM   #116
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So should I ask this girl to marry me?
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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lol @ tags
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:07 PM   #119
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seriously i need some advice stat
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Doesn't matter what we say, Faefae. You'll ignore us and do whatever it is you decide to do.

So, what you need to do is tell your girl you want to marry her, but tell her first she needs to have a foursome with two hookers on your Vegas trip. Remember, this must include a dirty sanchez and every other act you can possibly think of.
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