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Old 05-05-2012, 03:29 AM   #1
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Unhappy Why am I such a bitch?

Please MT help me understand why I am such a bitch. I rape face in all parts of my life except fro when it comes to the ladies. I am such a sucky bitch when it comes to girls i love and I fail all over the place.

I just am bitched out by the ladies because I fail and so what should I do?

Please help me be a man in this regard. I have these... feelings about girls that make me fail. What do I do? Help me
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:31 AM   #2
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Well, you gotta answer 1 question.
Which do you prefer? Tapes? Or cd's?
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Quit putting the ----- on the pedestal.

Also, find one that likes meat.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:33 AM   #4
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I also can't understand why you refuse to come out of the closet. Once you quit denying your love for the dong, you'll be far happier haha.
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Old 05-05-2012, 03:40 AM   #5
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Typical FaeFlora. Starts a thread and that's the end of it. Reminds me of "my busted assed biggest turbo on a Miata ever" thread.
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You were born a bitch.
So take it in the pooper like a bitch and shut your wh0re mouth.
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:18 AM   #7
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Answer is simple, gotta treat them the way you treat your Miatas... with the sawzaw.
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Old 05-05-2012, 04:18 AM   #8
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Well, you gotta answer 1 question.
Which do you prefer? Tapes? Or cd's?
Neither. MP3s shi stop acting like you were bron in the eighties

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Quit putting the ----- on the pedestal.

Also, find one that likes meat.

yes typically i find the meat eaters and convert them. forcibly with me caulk


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I also can't understand why you refuse to come out of the closet. Once you quit denying your love for the dong, you'll be far happier haha.

well. if dudes had readilly lactating **** and coochies then that would be different.


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should i only date girls that make over 100k? Ideally over 200k. Seirously.





ideally i would see girls that are baller plus are artists. that is very rare though it seems. pelase help me.



plzs
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Seriously a good book. Way better than it would seem. I actually had a few girls read it and they though it was good to. Made them understand the problems men have a bit. It got me out of a big slump back in the day. Don't knock it until you read a few chapters.
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But he's gotta write the book while he's drunk.
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Read? And when is Fae not drunk. He drinks almost as much as me.
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If women aren't working, try men. I'd let you try my anus, but it's currently injured.
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Smoke something bitch!
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If women aren't working, try men. I'd let you try my anus, but it's currently injured.
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should i only date girls that make over 100k? Ideally over 200k. Seirously.

ideally i would see girls that are baller plus are artists. that is very rare though it seems. pelase help me.
First you need to install either Opera, Chrome, or Firefox. This way it tells you that you can not ------- spell and then tells you how to fix the spelling errors.

Secondly you want an artist, that means you need to change the income level you expect out of them. Move it down from 100k to 10k and you will probably start finding some artists. Thirdly I thought you had a girlfriend?
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Don't worry about income level, find one that doesn't spend all your money.
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get confident
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There's only one thing to do, Faefae.

Grow a beard, wear old raggedy clothes, then go lookin' for a women!

Whoever you find, you know is a keeper!
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das what i did!!!!!!!
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