the other night, i was taking my dog for a final walk before we headed in for bed. at about the same time that i was walking across my front lawn to get to the sidewalk, a pickup truck pulls up across the street. while pulling away from the intersection, the driver rolls down the window and yells "nice cat". now granted, my dog is a scrawny, little daschund mix (that we rescued) so for some reason the "cat" comment kinda made me chuckle. keep in mind that it appeared to not be some stupid kid (i'd guess he was about 30) and i live in a fairly rural area.

i just don't understand why people feel so impulsed to talk smack. the level of disrespect that is tossed around is annoying. i never acted this way - even in my teens. why can't people just keep their mouths shut?

 

shoulda busted a cap in his ***

 

Maybe you should get a manlier dog?

 

It's usually most pronounced in teens and those who feel the world owes them for existing.

My boss refers to dogs of that size, of which I have one, as a cat. The odd thing is that his lab is a docile wimp and my mini schnauzer wants to rip it's head off every time they meet. Maybe he knows about the comments?

Moral of the story is haters gon hate.

 

Since this thread is headed that way anyways, my dog has never been called a cat

 

Yeah, some people just need to know when to keep their **** to themselvs. Surprisingly, people will rattle **** off without even thinking about who they are talking to. I was outside a restaurant smoking a cig in the designated smoking area. No biggie. I am polite and ash my cig low so ashes/embers don't go flying, I mind the breeze so my **** doesn't blow in people's faces and other **** like that. Anyway. I minding my own buisness and this older ****** walks by me, stops, looks right at me and says "you should quit that ****, it'll kill you". I just looked at him....and changed my facial expression to 'I don't give a ****', but I didn't say anything....partly because I has stumped for words and partly because what ******* buisness is it of his? I knew not to have a knee-jerk reaction because it would have been something like "mind your own ******* buisness you old ****" or something a little more disrespectful and maybe more rude compared to his initial comment.

So I just stood there...taking a long hit....looking like a James Dean badass ************.

He kept walking and mumbling about my smoking.

 

From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: ************@Gmail.com

Hello, Friend! I cam across your ad looking for that perfect gift for your wife, and I think I can help you out. I have a 2 year old female shih tzu named Areola for sale. She is a little sweetheart and gives nothing but love and kisses. She has all of her shots on record, and is ready to find a home. I think your wife will love her to bits and pieces. If you feel like giving her a warm home, please email me back, and we could discuss the adoption.

Hope to hear back from you!
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From: ************@Gmail.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

Thanks for your response, Perry. We had an event happen last week and with how she feels now I think she would love to have this dog. Before we discuss any adoptions, do you have any pictures of your dog?

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From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: ************@Gmail.com

I certainly do! Enclosed is a picture we took yesterday. I thought about putting my own ad on here too, but I guess it was only destiny that you two found one another. Isn’t she so cute!


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From: ************@Gmail.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

I am sorry Perry but your dog looks very unhealthy. I couldn’t take a sick dog into my apartment and have to go 20 floors down to take it to the vet every other day. My wife would most certainly not approve either.

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From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: ************@Gmail.com

Ok guy, I am gonna level out with you. I was a sucker on Craigslist too and bought this piece of **** for my wifes birthday. It’s been hell trying to get rid of this sick *** dog. I’ll make an offer to you. You sound like a fool who is totally whipped by his broad. I’ll pay you to take this dog from my hands. My bitch of a wife won’t let me put down this walking death trap and it’s costing me an arm and a leg. I’ll pay you 100 bucks and your pet deposit if you make this dog ‘vanish’…Are we on the same page?
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From: ************@Gmail.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

I am not “Whipped” by my wife by any means. She got fired from her job for no reason, and I am trying to make things better by getting her a dog. I don’t know what you mean by making it vanish, but the dog is your responsibility and your burden.

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From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: ************@Gmail.com

OUCH! Living in an apartment downtown on a single income?! Your wife must have put one too many penises in her mouth on lunchbreak to get canned like that… I can offer you supplimentry income to ‘eliminate’ this dog for me though. Seriously bro, this things knows nothing more than shitting and pissing everywhere. I had all I can take. Ball is in your court daddio. I’m sure your wife would do the same now that she’s unemployed.
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From: ************@Gmail.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

You’re a real funny guy *******. You know nothing of the situation but yet still feel like bringing in the **** jokes. There is a reason why you have that dog. It’s because you’re a ******* IDIOT for buying it in the first place! Like hell I am going to take 400 dollars to put down that dog. My income alone is enough to support us both. You just know nothing of compassion.

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From: PerryCooler@Live.com

To: ************@Gmail.com

I may have a deficit in compassion, but I do know a good broad when I see one. Be honest with my brohan, your wife got caught blowin’ the cleaning guy in the closet. You don’t have to be bashful. If you still want to put those lips to service, let me know. I’m sure your dipshit wife will exchange her oral services for one.
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From: ************@Gmail.com

To: PerryCooler@Live.com

Eat ****, Perry. Good luck with that sorry *** dog of yours too. **** you, and goodbye!

 

I don't have this problem either


Beautiful Sheppard, Vlad. How old?

 

 

/thread jacked by dogs

 

I've never had that issue w/ my man-killing dog either.

 

He did it from a moving vehicle. Obviously his ***** weren't with him at the present time.

Talking **** face to face is dangerous.

 

Thanx man. 14 months.
Yours?

 

6 or 7 years, something around there. Don't really keep track. 110lbs with his winter weight on, far from overweight. ****** is HUGE. And kind of a whiny bitch, but we love him anyways .

 

I like little dogs. Less **** and less food.

 

my little boy:

 

Lab?

 

Conformation Labrador Retriever from the UK. He barks with an accent.

 

This is now a dog thread.

 

My dogs:


Sock:





Frodo:




My other dog, Hagrid (Backwards one in the first picture) is so ugly that we can't take pictures of him. But we love him, he's so cute .