I have a feeling that you guys are describing Chuck Norris.

 

needs more HIV.

 

Hustler is better looking than Chuck Norris.

 

I had the pleasure of an evening with Hustler recently. We enjoyed a delicious candlelight dinner (not kidding), and the entire night, my eyes were glued to his package but he pretended not to notice... such a tease.

 

+1 props.

 

I gave the rent-car guy $20 and he made the mirror problem go away. lol