Ever seen a brown miata?
02-14-2011, 06:18 PM
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Welcome to Florida. I hope the trip is a safe one. We are having a statewide meet in April so keep checking for details in our "Local Events" section of this site.
There is plenty of good information here. Study up before spending money and you will be fine. Nothing worse than spending money on the wrong parts and having to do things twice.
There is plenty of good information here. Study up before spending money and you will be fine. Nothing worse than spending money on the wrong parts and having to do things twice.
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02-16-2011, 11:35 AM
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Slap one of these on the back of the car to accompany that wing and youll have a winner for sure
http://scienceblogs.com/whitecoatund...round-anus.jpg
http://scienceblogs.com/whitecoatund...round-anus.jpg
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02-16-2011, 11:46 AM
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I think you need to put a 2jz in your car and use the wing, the only way to put a 2j in your car goes something like this.
Hello I have $4.75 to my name and I wanna go fast, ok here is a 2j knock your self out. Wave the magic wand and your done then you can keep the wing and when it flies off on the track you can start over again.lol
Never seen a brown miata but does not look as bad as I thought it would.
Hello I have $4.75 to my name and I wanna go fast, ok here is a 2j knock your self out. Wave the magic wand and your done then you can keep the wing and when it flies off on the track you can start over again.lol
Never seen a brown miata but does not look as bad as I thought it would.
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02-16-2011, 11:56 AM
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I think you need to put a 2jz in your car and use the wing, the only way to put a 2j in your car goes something like this.
Hello I have $4.75 to my name and I wanna go fast, ok here is a 2j knock your self out. Wave the magic wand and your done then you can keep the wing and when it flies off on the track you can start over again.lol
Never seen a brown miata but does not look as bad as I thought it would.
Hello I have $4.75 to my name and I wanna go fast, ok here is a 2j knock your self out. Wave the magic wand and your done then you can keep the wing and when it flies off on the track you can start over again.lol
Never seen a brown miata but does not look as bad as I thought it would.
When is the magic 2J kit coming out?
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02-16-2011, 12:10 PM
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How to make your HS friends think you're cool:
1. Stop trying to make your car "visually appealing" - you'll realize your current mistakes for what they are somewhere between 20 and 22 years old - at which point, you'll also realize what you can do to the car that actually DOES make it visually appealing
2. Do an autocross - get at least one run on video - then get at least one REALLY FAST competitor on video too. Show your friends your run, followed by the REALLY FAST run. You have just proven to your friends that you are competing with a corvette, or a fast STi, or a .... something fast.
3. Stop trying to get your friends' approval. If your friends see that you no longer need their praise and approval, they'll naturally start trying to get praise/approval from you - now your friends are groveling at your feet instead of you groveling at theirs. This means you don't rev your engine in the parking lot more than once/semester, or street race your friends.
4. If your friends want to be competitive against you, tell them you're more than happy to race them for time, then hand them directions to your next autocross. When you absolutely destroy one of your friends' civics/camaros/mustangs/insert"fast"carhere, you'll suddenly be their king.
How to make the rest of the world think you're gay:
1. Rock a HUGE *** track wing on your street driven car with tinted windows, shitty "rims", funkadelic taillights, half-open headlights, monster rollbar, blaring your rap/country music for all the world to sneer at. Your message to yourself is: "I don't give a **** what the world thinks", but your message to the rest of the world is: "Look at me, I need your praise and attention to justify my life!!"
Don't get me wrong, begging for attention by making your car look "mad tyte JDM yo!" is a much better way of getting attention than fake attempted suicide, but regardless of which of those two you choose, you're just hurting yourself in the end.
1. Stop trying to make your car "visually appealing" - you'll realize your current mistakes for what they are somewhere between 20 and 22 years old - at which point, you'll also realize what you can do to the car that actually DOES make it visually appealing
2. Do an autocross - get at least one run on video - then get at least one REALLY FAST competitor on video too. Show your friends your run, followed by the REALLY FAST run. You have just proven to your friends that you are competing with a corvette, or a fast STi, or a .... something fast.
3. Stop trying to get your friends' approval. If your friends see that you no longer need their praise and approval, they'll naturally start trying to get praise/approval from you - now your friends are groveling at your feet instead of you groveling at theirs. This means you don't rev your engine in the parking lot more than once/semester, or street race your friends.
4. If your friends want to be competitive against you, tell them you're more than happy to race them for time, then hand them directions to your next autocross. When you absolutely destroy one of your friends' civics/camaros/mustangs/insert"fast"carhere, you'll suddenly be their king.
How to make the rest of the world think you're gay:
1. Rock a HUGE *** track wing on your street driven car with tinted windows, shitty "rims", funkadelic taillights, half-open headlights, monster rollbar, blaring your rap/country music for all the world to sneer at. Your message to yourself is: "I don't give a **** what the world thinks", but your message to the rest of the world is: "Look at me, I need your praise and attention to justify my life!!"
Don't get me wrong, begging for attention by making your car look "mad tyte JDM yo!" is a much better way of getting attention than fake attempted suicide, but regardless of which of those two you choose, you're just hurting yourself in the end.
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