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Old 01-08-2013, 08:24 AM   #101
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noob here. just trying to raise my post count so i can pm.

Yeah we took notice, and why all your posts got deleted. Good luck with teh spam; you're going to end up as a lamp shade.


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Old 01-08-2013, 09:07 AM   #102
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:53 PM   #103
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:52 PM   #104
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I still don't see why if we are not trying hurt anyone or anything. Its not like he is some programmed bot trying to spam. Jeezzzz..
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:24 PM   #105
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I still don't see why if we are not trying hurt anyone or anything. Its not like he is some programmed bot trying to spam. Jeezzzz..
^That's where you're wrong. You think you're not hurting anyone be spamming your way to a higher post count, but you're mistaken.

It hurts my ******* brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.

But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her ****. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:35 PM   #106
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^That's where you're wrong. You think you're not hurting anyone be spamming your way to a higher post count, but you're mistaken.

It hurts my ******* brain that with a forum this big, with so many subforums about so many different things, that a reasonably intelligent person can't come up with 10 or 15 posts that could actually provide worthwhile information on some subject that could be useful to another human being. It pains me. So yes, you are hurting someone when you spam-post.

But that's not even why it's done. The post limits are in place to function as a kind of condom. You see, think of this forum as a woman... a beautiful, smart, sexy woman. You know you want to crush her brains out raw-dog because that's how you roll. But for the first few dates, she's all cranky and want's you to wear a condom. After you've been a good boy and proved you're not gonna give her some funky shiz, she lets the beast have some freedom, but you still gotta pull out and gunk on her ****. In order to giggity all up in her vagooz, you gotta pay... and that's how guys get into the 1337Speak subforum. And that's why post limits are like condoms.
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:59 AM   #107
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LOL - sounds like somebody's wife was EXTRA nice last night.....
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Old 01-28-2013, 10:50 AM   #108
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Lol!
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Old 03-07-2013, 01:21 PM   #109
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Ok, it's time to say hi. I'm Robert and I'm from Poland. I've got my Mx-5 since summer 2011. I decided to little tune it up and mount supercharger.

Let's enjoy corners.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:20 PM   #110
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Hi neighbour, (Or at least the last time I checked south Poland is next to north Slovakia.)
Why supercharger?
Polish girls are
Post some pictures of said items FTW
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:30 PM   #111
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I leave 30km from Slovakia border, in Krosno. I decided to use M62 supercharger from Mercedes because this is easily available, not expensive and provides a lot of low-revs torque.

Now I'm collecting parts.
I've swaped engine from 16. 90HP (unavailable in USA) to 1.8 130HP.
Some pictures of my car in polish club forum:
Forum MX-5 / Miata Klub Polska :: [RS] DIY czyli Zrb to sam

BTW
How does work props and why I have -1?

Please delete my next message.

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Old 03-07-2013, 03:42 PM   #112
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BTW
How does work props and why I have -1?
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:55 PM   #113
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You have -1 because this isn't where you are supposed to introduce yourself, in fact it says so in this post. Now actually read the post, and then go make a new post with your pictures and details.
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:04 PM   #114
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Right, sometimes it is worth to read 1st post. Now I fell real noob, sorry.
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Old 03-07-2013, 07:15 PM   #115
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I love lamp.
I love this thread.
I win.
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Old 05-15-2013, 11:21 PM   #116
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Hey y'all
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Old 05-16-2013, 10:19 AM   #117
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FOR ***** SAKE, THIS IS NOT AN INTRO THREAD!!!

NOOBS, STOP ******* POSTING HERE! This thread is only to show you how not to make a fucked up first post and not a place to put your first post. Go make an intro thread of your own and try not to sound like a complete moron.
Sam said it pretty well
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Old 11-09-2013, 11:10 PM   #118
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Default noob tryin to post in

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Old 11-18-2013, 12:45 AM   #119
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Old 11-18-2013, 09:43 AM   #120
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^^ usually not a good sign when a n00b posts something 3 letters long in the ultimate n00b thread.
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