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Old Jul 21, 2010 | 12:51 PM
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ahahahahhahh wtf why did you turn bitch!!!
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 01:00 PM
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she didnt turn. the real question is: why did you fail geometry?
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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http://finance.yahoo.com/family-home...into-a-porsche

Yet dumb enough to lose money on the bronco and get a ******* boxter.

Harvard Business School, watch out for this guy.
Yeah because his dumbass doesn't know how to invest.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 04:46 PM
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haha what a moron. he should have sold the bronco for 15k and pocketed 6k when he bought the boxster.. I had no idea boxsters were worth that little though

edit: for whatever reason I want a mid 70's bronco in the worst way. I'm considering picking one up within the next two years for a fun little project. and I hate jeeps and suv's in general
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:18 PM
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Ortiz spends five to six hours each day searching Craigslist for the right kind of swaps. Over the last two years (...) a 1975 Ford Bronco.

Let's assume that instead of being a douchebag, he worked 6 hours a day, five days a week for two years, earning minimum wage as a door greeter at WalMart. He'd have earned approximately $20,000 (after tax), and he'd get health insurance, an Associate Stock Purchase Plan with a company match of 15% up to the first $1,800 per year, profit sharing and a 401k, and 10% off everything at WalMart.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Ortiz spends five to six hours each day searching Craigslist for the right kind of swaps. Over the last two years (...) a 1975 Ford Bronco.

Let's assume that instead of being a douchebag, he worked 6 hours a day, five days a week for two years, earning minimum wage as a door greeter at WalMart. He'd have earned approximately $20,000 (after tax), and he'd get health insurance, an Associate Stock Purchase Plan with a company match of 15% up to the first $1,800 per year, profit sharing and a 401k, and 10% off everything at WalMart.
He'd be perfect for harvard business school
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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The inadequate-shooting, small-dicked Peter North is selling his twin turbo Z32. I wonder if there are jizz stains on the headliner.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Nissa...&afsrc=1#v4-38
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by redfred18t
haha what a moron. he should have sold the bronco for 15k and pocketed 6k when he bought the boxster.. I had no idea boxsters were worth that little though

edit: for whatever reason I want a mid 70's bronco in the worst way. I'm considering picking one up within the next two years for a fun little project. and I hate jeeps and suv's in general
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Pusha
The inadequate-shooting, small-dicked Peter North is selling his twin turbo Z32. I wonder if there are jizz stains on the headliner.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Nissa...&afsrc=1#v4-38
lol, its automatic for maximum road head capabilities.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by redfred18t
haha what a moron. he should have sold the bronco for 15k and pocketed 6k when he bought the boxster.. I had no idea boxsters were worth that little though
I think you're wrong, he's quite rational. Early Boxsters are unreliable piles of ****, but Escalades aren't. Wait, what?
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bond
lol, its automatic for maximum road head capabilities.
No ****. Supposedly that's his personal eBay account and going through his item history, I don't doubt it. Some of the choice nugs:
  • Native Am. Indian Cherokee Beaded Medallion Necklace
  • New BeBe Gold w/ Black Lace Inlay Cocktail Dress M
  • NWT Alice+Olivia Bugle Beaded Mini Dress Black S Small
  • Chanel 2010 Nail Polish MISTRAL 517 Summer Collection
  • Alisha Hill TYRA S6220 GOLD Rhinestone Sandals Prom 7.5
  • 2DAYSHIP The Kind Diet Alicia Silverstone Hardcover NEW
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pusha
No ****. Supposedly that's his personal eBay account and going through his item history, I don't doubt it. Some of the choice nugs:
  • Native Am. Indian Cherokee Beaded Medallion Necklace
  • New BeBe Gold w/ Black Lace Inlay Cocktail Dress M
  • NWT Alice+Olivia Bugle Beaded Mini Dress Black S Small
  • Chanel 2010 Nail Polish MISTRAL 517 Summer Collection
  • Alisha Hill TYRA S6220 GOLD Rhinestone Sandals Prom 7.5
  • 2DAYSHIP The Kind Diet Alicia Silverstone Hardcover NEW
Props to anyone who can find any of his videos with these things in them.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by rider384
Props to anyone who can find any of his videos with these things in them.
I've seen most of the **** on the internet and, unfortunately, many of my memories have become combined.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Ortiz spends five to six hours each day searching Craigslist for the right kind of swaps. Over the last two years (...) a 1975 Ford Bronco.

Let's assume that instead of being a douchebag, he worked 6 hours a day, five days a week for two years, earning minimum wage as a door greeter at WalMart. He'd have earned approximately $20,000 (after tax), and he'd get health insurance, an Associate Stock Purchase Plan with a company match of 15% up to the first $1,800 per year, profit sharing and a 401k, and 10% off everything at WalMart.

been then he'd be victim of the man.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 06:31 PM
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I'm watching ET on HBO...talk about bad acting. Needs more Peter North.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 08:02 PM
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I'm broke as ****
Ain't got no job
I'm as dumb as a rock
And I I've with my mom
I could up and get myself out of this haze
But MAN I love these video games!

I'm bored as **** at tires plus waiting to get a set of tires dismounted
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by rider384
I'm broke as ****
Ain't got no job
I'm as dumb as a rock
And I I've with my mom
I could up and get myself out of this haze
But MAN I love these video games!
this is like, my life story. How old are you? I hope I'm not way older than you. I'll cry.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SlideRuler
this is like, my life story. How old are you? I hope I'm not way older than you. I'll cry.
You probably are way older than me... I bet I'm the youngest guy here.
Old Jul 21, 2010 | 10:12 PM
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Old Jul 21, 2010 | 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by rider384
You probably are way older than me... I bet I'm the youngest guy here.
This, I am not proud of. Oh, South Park is the greatest tv show ever. And speech class sucks. I'm out. 1



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