dude not doing that is how you get gay. hell you already got gay but dont get to pillow biting gay

 

Doing that is a great way to get arrested and have my career in the Navy ended before it even started.
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And your point is? Then you can stay here with me and we can spoon some more
who needs benefits from the gov when you have my benefits

 

lol
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my gaydar started beeping off the scale so I clicked on this thread.
it was spot on

 

Welcome to the party

 

Oh god, THAT night?



We'd been drinking at a bar in Coral Gables when we decided to get food. While in Baja Fresh, Buffon made a total *** out of himself by arguing with the cashier, arguing with the cooks and then falling off his stool. This was a pretty good indication as to how the night was going to go.

After a few more drinks, Buffon decided he had to take a **** in the bar. IN THE BAR, ON THE FLOOR. We were instantly thrown out into the waiting arms of the local police.

At this point, Buffon had like three drinks, so yeah, he was fucked up and decided it was a good idea to start swinging at the cops. After one unsuccessful swing, he was taken down and handcuffed. Did I run to his aid? **** no, I'm white. His expression was priceless as they threw him into the back of a marked car and peeled out down the block with the lights off. No Miranda, no nothing.

I thought he was a dead man so I started freaking out and I called Jared to tell him what happened and ask wtf I do in this situation because, again, I'm white. He didn't know a bondsman, but he told me to go to Buffon's house and tell his parents what happened. I don't speak Spanish and neither does Jared apparently (if you've ever met him, this would come as a surprise) so we agreed over the phone that it would be best for me to draw a picture once I get there.

While driving deep into the barrio to Buffon's house, my phone rang. He was calling me to tell me they'd dropped him off down 8th St. after having a boot party on his *** but they never arrested him. He dodged a serious bullet (almost literally) and hopefully learned his lesson.

 

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Allow me to add another **** faced pic of Buffon

 

Too much info. Delete

 

lmao rofl. Such a retard.
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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

 

Jonathan, im going make a shirt for you to commorate your stupidity and hilarity all at once lol

 

 

He's gotta start ironing those shirts before wearing them straight out of the wrapper. Entertaining story

 

lol

 

 

It was ironed when I first put it on.

 

Congrats Buffoon is now officialy the laughing stock of an entire forum

 

So I guess its time for an update. Car is still on the stock bottom end now at 24psi. I had a fuel rail made for me a while ago and I got it on the car now. Im getting my spare block rebuilt next week with my egay forged rods and then going to the dyno to make mad power. Actually, I cant really do much at the moment boost wise as I am at 85% duty cycle at 24psi. I might turn it up 1 more psi to make it the 25 that I always push people to run and then once the meth is working again, ill go up 30psi if itll support proper AFR's. Last dyno session I on the mustang dyno I made 290 rwhp and 248tq at 21psi. At 24psi, the turbo is starting to feel like its finally hitting its efficiency range and hitting hard when itd making full boost so im guessing im more around 320-330rwhp on the mustang now. I want 350 on low boost and 380 on high.

Video from the other night