y u no maple bacon bar?

 

The chocolate it always calls to me.

 

Speaking as a fat kid, I would cut you for that Loop

Great progress, keep up the good work guys!

 

I wonder if Jeff makes donuts?

 

Only when he loses traction

 

I can make anything the chubby child in you desires.

I'm temptation incarnate.

Also yes. I make both kinds of donuts. One version costs a lot of money for the temptation though!

How I have 7% body fat still blows my mind. God bless my metabolism.

 

Jesus, 7% are you ungodly skinny or just a professional body builder?

 

5' 11" 170 lbs 32 waist.

Running a bakery, biking, and wrenching burns the calories

Are those voodoo donuts? I spent $80 there last time I drove through Portland.

 

Born and raised in Portland, never been to voodoo, every time I go by the line is atrocious and full of tourists.

 

They are overpriced for their quality. They follow the under baked trend. Fools people into thinking they are softer. A good donuts is airy with a crisp fried exterior and a skim of real butter to adhere the toppings.

BRB gonna plug in my donut machine and go full fatboy.

 

New life goal

 

Its not as glorious as it sounds, its a bitch to find racecar seats that you fit in AND fit in the Miata

 

The reason I started rowing is so that I could eat ice cream and pizza every night and not gain weight. I have no idea what is going to happen when I finish college.

 

In reality it kind of sucks having an hyperactive metabolism though. I know that sounds like a petty problem to complain about, but I have a 3-4k resting metabolism. When you aren't hungry but need the calories, eating becomes unenjoyable. Plus my food bill is ridiculous.


Sorry to continue the thread derailment...

 

Jeff, make me some donuts.

Also, my beef with Voodoo is somehow the donuts feel more oily than other donuts.

My favorite donut place of all time is a little donut hut in Camarillo, California called Rolling Pin Donuts. They bake at midnight every night. Midnight donut runs FTW and FTfatness.

 

You need to get married. I was you until I got married. Now I'm G

 

I used to climb hills and wield a 24" bar chainsaw and run a backhoe all day erry day for like 5~6 years. Caloric intake was ridiculous. Then I got past 30, got married, got a desk job and gained no **** 40lbs. This month I've started swimming again, so hopefully that takes a bite out of my ***.

The more weight I lose, the faster my car will be

 

When I went to POW training (SERE), I only lost about 5 pounds. Guys like Jeff would end up getting pulled from training and would have to repeat it.

It's a pain having a famine-friendly metabolism in today's society, but when the Apocalypse hits, I'm all set!

End of Conspiracy Theory threadjack. I feel guilty about threadjacking here instead of in Ed's thread.

 

Let's take this threadjack to the next level:
There's a donut shop on tv highway and 185th called Donut Day.... It's glorious. Buttermilk donut mmmmm its like custardy inside.

Sometimes I miss living down in the tv highway slums and eating glorious donuts often... Then I remember that I don't work at Intel anymore, I haven't seen a ski lift line all season, and that life's generally awesome here in NM.

 

Lol, thats like 2 minutes away from Ed's. Ed go tell us how good the donuts are.