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Old Jul 16, 2024 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by olderguy
Twin? With the same stylist and taste in glasses? Answers please...
Old Jul 16, 2024 | 03:33 PM
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These are getting fantastic.

Old Jul 16, 2024 | 05:07 PM
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Old Jul 16, 2024 | 05:14 PM
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Most likely the protection has been subpar for a long time. Leave a door open long enough and someone is bound to walk through it.
Old Jul 16, 2024 | 05:44 PM
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Idea for a conspiracy theory:

There was no Chicago Sun-Times newspaper today. They claim that they were unable to print it due to unspecified problems at the press.

https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/...times-printed/

Hmmm... I wonder what wound up getting written in today's newspaper which justified scrapping the entire run and making up a story about a problem with the press?

Go!
Old Jul 16, 2024 | 06:21 PM
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The roof was so steep and unsafe, they sent an FBI employee up there with a known slippery substance.
Old Jul 16, 2024 | 06:58 PM
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Old Jul 16, 2024 | 07:59 PM
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Old Jul 16, 2024 | 09:12 PM
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This is a Perez original. Anyone may share it if they desire.


Old Jul 17, 2024 | 07:33 AM
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plantation owners are getting pissed.

Old Jul 17, 2024 | 08:27 AM
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Old Jul 17, 2024 | 09:16 AM
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These damn coincidences, I SWEAR.
Old Jul 17, 2024 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by stratosteve
The roof was so steep and unsafe, they sent an FBI employee up there with a known slippery substance.





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Old Jul 17, 2024 | 12:55 PM
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Old Jul 17, 2024 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
(A cow on the sloped roof of a building)








Originally Posted by Braineack
(A Tesla CyberTruck)
Could you explain that one to me?
Old Jul 17, 2024 | 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
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Could you explain that one to me?
Slope...
Old Jul 17, 2024 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Stock
Slope...
Ah. The roof of the truck is sloped.

Man, that was a stretch...
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1813321372342362479



Second shooter?

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Old Jul 17, 2024 | 06:16 PM
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Everyone may now begin speculating that the DNC has poisoned President Biden in order to force him out of office.



Old Jul 17, 2024 | 07:01 PM
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This was not the murder the DNC had planned on.





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