I drove a 70s 911 and what really helped me manage this was imagining I was driving a shopping cart in reverse.

 

I believe Walter Röhrl was driving in either that video or another just like it with aother RUF. Look up more of his videos if you want to see more talent.

Porsche has spent 80 years perfecting a bad design.

 

12:34, 12:45. Killed 2 engines already. Typical porsche

 

 

i think i'm too old to want to ride with that fellow. just damn.

 

I need to find the person who keeps using these round keys.

 

That hurts.

 

Maybe this will make it better

 

that first one is awesome.

 

 

 

Let the mood be lightened:

 

So... AWD SRT8 challenger. NT05r's all the way around.

 

If only it was the hellcat too...

 

Logged into ClubRoadster for the first time in a long time. Yup, ****'s still retarded.

Slamming? Check
"Dope" used in sentences? Check
****-*** mods who think CR is 1337? Check

For sale section is still ****, BTW.

 

 

Very well, I see your hick-polka-rock-cover, and I'm all in.

Behold the master of polkaing things without consent, Weird Al:



And because I love yous guys, some extra material:





(Viagra ad is just a bonus)