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Old Feb 28, 2012 | 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by NA6C-Guy
Isn't that nice of them. Here, read and memorize this, THEN we may give you a cup of rice. Those peddlers of bullshit **** me off so much. It's not enough to be lunatics themselves, they have to go around the world forcing it on the poor, hungry and weak people of 3rd world countries.

They are predators, preying on the weak. "fine I will believe in your God, if you give me some food. What the hell is faith?"
Old Feb 28, 2012 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
I hereby nominate this entry as Pusha's best post ever on this forum.
Old Feb 28, 2012 | 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mx5autoxer
Are you shltting me!? I'd go fire bomb said fat cat's car and spraypaint "Butt hurt dusche" on his house. Seriously! WTF? That would litterally send me over the edge. I can't believe there were actually police involved. I'm bout to peace out of this country and move to Europe.
I am dead serious.

And it did not take place in the US.
I am in Istanbul, Turkey.

And, get this: The actual law they are basing their complaint on reads something to the tune of hate speech, ridiculing religion, instilling hatred in the society, inciting animosity, and so on... It's incredible.

I gave them about an hour's worth of Godless Commie's finest... As much as I wanted to declare war and run to to the hills with my rightful stand on the issue, I left them mesmerized with just the right dose of demagogy, served with a dressing of vague and circular reasoning.

Am I proud? Not really. Am I enjoying my freedom as we speak? Oh, yes.
Old Feb 28, 2012 | 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Godless Commie
In keeping with the theme at hand, I was summoned to the police headquarters to submit a statement, and my defense for posting a single sentence in a forum.
Turns out someone got offended and filed a lawsuit. A very influential, fatcat kinda someone.
The single sentence I had written was "God is Santa Claus for adults."
Is this true? I hope not, but it makes me appreciate the rights I have.
Old Feb 28, 2012 | 11:23 PM
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Absolutely true. Please refer to post# 8403
Old Feb 28, 2012 | 11:40 PM
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The lack of freedom of speech people have in other countries astounds me.
This is another really good example of that.



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Old Feb 28, 2012 | 11:58 PM
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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 12:20 AM
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So, I was minding my own business, watching a little TV tonight, when I saw an ad for cat food. Apparently, Friskies contains healthy doses of LSD, mescaline, and "not-shitake" mushrooms...

"Kitty's Little Helper"
Old Feb 29, 2012 | 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Is this true? I hope not, but it makes me appreciate the rights I have.
Now if you could get the rest of your people to see what really happens in this world. Things aren't so bad here afterall, eh?
Old Feb 29, 2012 | 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
Now if you could get the rest of your people to see what really happens in this world. Things aren't so bad here afterall, eh?
Who are "my people"?

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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Who are "my people"?

Oh ----. He and that movie never fail to make my laugh my *** off. That's the greatest white dude playing a black dude, ever. Best thing since blackface.
Old Feb 29, 2012 | 01:45 AM
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Driving instruction?
Old Feb 29, 2012 | 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Who are "my people"?

Old Feb 29, 2012 | 02:31 AM
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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 04:48 AM
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Made it to the end of the thread... Thanks for helping me waste my time when I always had something important to do.
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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 11:24 AM
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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by junglepeanut
Made it to the end of the thread... Thanks for helping me waste my time when I always had something important to do.
Been workin' on it since June have ya?
Old Feb 29, 2012 | 11:45 AM
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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 11:47 AM
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Old Feb 29, 2012 | 01:07 PM
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