Did you get the Cooper or that hideous, godawful Clubman?

 

But would you eat eggs cooked in virgin urine?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1387312.html


it's the countryman.

 

There are so many things I can't believe about that god damn thing....

"Mini." Really? Its the size of my ------- JEEP.

 

it's still REALLY small. it's only like 2" longer than a miata.

it'll out-handle, out-accelerate, and out-mpg your jeep, and probably a lot of miatas too.

 

for countrymen.

 

yeah people really don't get how big it isn't. it's closer to the length of my miata than it is to the length of my 98 civic.

The important thing to remember is: I dont G A F if it is bigger than a Morris Mini-Minor. Would you like it more if I put BMW badges on it?

 

I fiss it.

 

Apparently that guy goes to the local college where I live. I had never even heard of him til last week. I know what basketball games I will be going to next season.

 

 

I was just raging over a link a friend sent me the other day with something related to this.

 

Anybody ever seen someone wrap their brake lines with zip ties like this?



Im having trouble understanding why. The only thing I could think is that they are rubber lines and the zip ties keep them from expanding.

 

someone reading the 626 forums?


rubber lines expand; zip ties prevent that. its the ghetto-man's SS lines.

 

how poor do you have to be when you cant afford SS brake lines?

 

Not sure they even made them for a '88-89 626 back when he did that.


pretty sure he was also showing off his custom sway bar end links that he made happen as well

 

Poor enough to make a heat shield out of a license plate, I guess.

 

EDIT: Wrong thread

 

So I was listening to a story this morning (Apr 2) on NPR where they inferred, in passing, that the FAA had grounded the TacoCopter fleet (despite the fact that, from what I can tell, the whole TacoCopter concept was a hoax to begin with, and which is ironic, as just the other day I'd been mentally fapping to the image of Star Simpson, the creator of TacoCopter) and it got me to thinking- this is exactly how it begins...

 

Much better then the last one.

 

An Experiment on a Bird in an Air Pump by Joseph Wright

 

Hmmm i thought the naked mile was just a joke for the movie... (bike but still same crap)

http://www.g4tv.com/videos/53856/sar...ked-bike-ride/