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Originally Posted by blaen99
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too soon.
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Is this better?
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Some people can't drive on the track without their traction control turned on. Numbnuts was in my run group at Sebring.
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So cold tires = more traction eh? :giggle:
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Brakes down to 1mm? Was that traction control pumping the rear brakes all day long cause he was just mashing the throttle?
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Originally Posted by shuiend
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
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Some people can't drive on the track without their traction control turned on. Numbnuts was in my run group at Sebring.
Fun starts about 6:45. What kind of car? |
Originally Posted by sixshooter
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Some people can't drive on the track without their traction control turned on.
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I remember if this was already posted, but it deserves another shot even if it was:
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From: Ella Johnson
Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 2.04pm To: David Thorne Subject: Book I've perused your website before and must admit I laughed at the story about the police officer. I work in a bookstore and when your book came in as stock, I made the mistake of browsing through it. While some of it was mildly amusing, you crossed the fine line between dark humor and psychopathy. It's quite jarring to go from laughing at drawings of spiders to reading your fantasies about torturing and killing cats. This ruined the book for me. Animal cruelty is a mental illness and usually the first sign of a sociopath. Serial killers torture animals when they are young. It's my most fervent opinion that you need to find a highly skilled psychiatrist post-haste and I have left a review on Amazon warning potential buyers. Ella J https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 3.28pm To: Ella Johnson Subject: Re: Book Dear Ellla, Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Cats have nineteen. As people can only provide unbiased opinions about things they have no interest in, your zealous fervour regarding cats is understood but misdirected. At no time have I ever "fantasized about torturing and killing cats." This is an assumption you have made and I am puzzled to its origin. Are you referring to the article titled David and his best friends spend a day at the beach on page 116? I have attached an excerpt. Regards, David. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: Ella Johnson Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 4.06pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Book No of course I'm not because you just made that up. There is nothing in the book about cats making you their king. I was referring to at least 3 articles that mention cats being tortured or killed. The text on the page number you mentioned actually states: "I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go." The thought of a cat being trapped and frightened in a box in the dark and slowly starving to death is what you call humor? Pathetic. You need to take a good long look at yourself and seriously consider seeing a psychiatrist for your own safety and those around you. I have no idea how you managed to get published by Penguin writing disgusting material that cleary illustrates a complete lack of morals and ethics. Ella J https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 31 May 2011 4.57pm To: Ella Johnson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Book Dear Ella, I never stated the cat starved to death and you have simply assumed that it didn't enjoy the experience. Cats like being in boxes. Also, it was a fairly big box. I could understand your concern if it had been a shoebox but it was at least twice that size. It is easy to take something written out of its original context and make it look bad. A few years ago, I was commissioned to write copy for an annual publication produced by Top Tourist Parks of Australia. After a print run of seventy-five thousand and distribution throughout Australia and New Zealand, it was discovered that I had left the letter v out of the word 'dive' and the introduction for a five-star family resort activity stated "Die with your children. A new world awaits." Apparently a child had drowned the year before so I admit it was bad timing but these things happen, there's no point carrying on about it. Also, despite your opinion that I am without either morals or ethics, many of the articles in the book have an underlying message expressing the contrary. I have attached the article David and his best friends go to the movies which clearly illustrates this. Regards, David. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: Ella Johnson Date: Wednesday 01 June 2011 9.32am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Book Obviously we have differing opinions on what constitutes acceptable ethics and offensive humor. I suggest reading some of Chelsea Handler's books. Her humor is spot on and while she can be a bit risque at times, she never crosses the line like your book does. You could learn a lot from her. Fortunately, in my store at least, I am in a position to dictate where on the shelves your book is displayed so nobody will see it and I will also be sure to warn customers against buying it if they bring it to the counter. Good luck with sales, you will need it. Ella J https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 01 June 2011 2.14am To: Ella Johnson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Book Dear Ella, Your efforts to protect both cats and customers should not go unacknowledged. If you have access to a printer and scissors, you could make yourself a little badge. Anyone can form an opinion but it takes a certain type of person to carry that opinion through to consumer censorship. In a million years, if mankind dies out and cats inherit the earth, they will probably build a statue of you featuring a cat nestled in one arm, a can of petrol in the other, and a pile of my books at your feet. Or one of you cleaning your bum with your tongue. Unfortunately, your efforts to impinge book sales are not required as Penguin's marketing team seems to have the same strategy. I visited a Barnes & Noble store this morning, expecting to find copies of my book distributed throughout, but located only a single copy in the home and garden section next to Diana Kennedy's The Art of Mexican Cooking. I left with a pop-up book about trains and two fridge magnets so I understand the concept of impulse buying but targeting only those preparing for next year's Cinco de Mayo is a stretch. In contrast, Chelsea Handler's book was displayed throughout the store and even had its own colourful cardboard display. Based on your suggestion, I had a quick flick through and owe you a debt of gratitude as I now realise what it takes to receive excellent reviews on Amazon from people like yourself. Regards, David. https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: Ella Johnson Date: Wednesday 01 June 2011 3.27am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Book Last email as arguing with a moron is a waste of my valuable time and all you have done is display how ignorant you are. I doubt you have even read anything by Chelsea Handler so what would you know? Nobody asked for your opinion anyway. Ella J https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 01 June 2011 5.24pm To: Ella Johnson Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Book https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1334035186 |
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