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Old 05-20-2012, 02:16 AM   #241
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flip cup? aren't you like 30?
Ohh......should drinking games stop when you get older? lol
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Old 05-20-2012, 02:18 AM   #242
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nah, you's just supposed to evolve

ayo respond to my e-mail, dawg
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:52 AM   #243
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Girlfriend: "yo, 4 years so I'm gonna cheat on you."
So now I'm drunk. And it's almost 10:30. Hopefully I'll sober up by noon so I can get more beer yes.
Drunk again. I dont normally get emotional or sad but now I am. Why?? Girlfriend has totally changed and is going down wrong path, and hanging out with wrong people. What do? Just move on? But I still care.. blarggh more drunk
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:54 AM   #244
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sounds like you have a case of being a bitch.

you really need to meet another girl.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:16 AM   #245
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sounds like you have a case of being a bitch.

you really need to meet another girl.
why I such bitch? thats the problem. ive stuffed 2 holes since then. no better. stop being bitch bitch bitch
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:17 AM   #246
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mybe should I just kill her? eat her face florida style or something?
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:59 AM   #247
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mybe should I just kill her? eat her face florida style or something?

send her on a date with pusha. you wont want her back.
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:22 PM   #248
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post pics so we can evaluate whether or not your feelings are warranted
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:03 PM   #249
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Is she a blonde? They are such -----s

Oh, I can't say wh0res now either? ---- this ----
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:35 PM   #250
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:46 AM   #256
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Only decent pics are ban noodz
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Old 06-23-2012, 01:28 PM   #257
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Why am i sdeeing fours cars wide during the rolex race noe?>>? road americxa is pereety cool;... checys sucks, go mazdas
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Old 06-23-2012, 04:10 PM   #258
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^needs to practice beering
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:01 PM   #259
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Here is my predictions for tonight into tomorrow morning for myself:
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Old 07-06-2012, 05:38 PM   #260
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omg I need to watch that entire show again
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