I'd lick it.



Oh, and since i'm drunk I tried using a dremel with a wire bruch at 8,ooorpm to remove my callouses, it worked awesome.

 

You would lick the shed, bloody lining of a uterus that was excreted from a vagina during vigorous, unprotected sexual intercourse?

 

Why not? I wouldn't lick it after you'd been there, but if I did the deed, I'd clean her ----- off.

 

Man this forum has some very unusual people.

 

I've licked some questionable puss in my day but goddamn

 

ill never forget my first taste of accidental iron consumption... if you know what I mean...

 

You've never licked a butthole pushy? I thought you were some sort of sex-god.

 

I've eaten a chick's *** before but it was showerplay

 

whew... I was starting to think you were a missionary-only-for-procreation kinda guy.



@ triple88a - It's just blood, brah. And it's from one of my favorite holes.

 

I really enjoy missionary.

 

on this date many years ago, I lost my virginity to a 5'4" 105 lb chick with c cup ******* and a fat ***. She now has a kid with another dude so I guess I lucked out.

 

You keep a diary?

 

Nah we hooked up at my buddy's birthday party and today is his birthday so...

 

 

Skimming through the thread, drinking with the wife, watching Dexter, she looks over as the bloody sheet goes by. I get the WTF? question. I answer , "Everyone needs their redwings".

I'll kiss a chick after a BJ, cool with a sex swing, had an ex that was an inch from midget, another that was a wet dream in daylight, and would sell a nut for toy money.

 

wat? Yay vodka

 

I was going to say something, but I forgot.

 

Oh wait. You know that satfsying feeling when you spin off the tpo of a bottle of ligour wehnt eh cap keeps spinningt but is already complety removed??S I had that noow

 

Going joggings drunk. wish me luck!

 

I dont remember making that last post.