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Old 08-07-2012, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
yes, that is menstrual blood
I'd lick it.



Oh, and since i'm drunk I tried using a dremel with a wire bruch at 8,ooorpm to remove my callouses, it worked awesome.
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Old 08-08-2012, 09:34 AM
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You would lick the shed, bloody lining of a uterus that was excreted from a vagina during vigorous, unprotected sexual intercourse?
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Old 08-08-2012, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by pusha
You would lick the shed, bloody lining of a uterus that was excreted from a vagina during vigorous, unprotected sexual intercourse?

Why not? I wouldn't lick it after you'd been there, but if I did the deed, I'd clean her ----- off.
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:27 PM
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Man this forum has some very unusual people.
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Old 08-08-2012, 04:59 PM
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I've licked some questionable puss in my day but goddamn
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Old 08-08-2012, 06:59 PM
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ill never forget my first taste of accidental iron consumption... if you know what I mean...
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
I've licked some questionable puss in my day but goddamn
You've never licked a butthole pushy? I thought you were some sort of sex-god.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:57 PM
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I've eaten a chick's *** before but it was showerplay
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
I've eaten a chick's *** before but it was showerplay
whew... I was starting to think you were a missionary-only-for-procreation kinda guy.



@ triple88a - It's just blood, brah. And it's from one of my favorite holes.
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Old 08-08-2012, 11:09 PM
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I really enjoy missionary.
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:23 PM
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on this date many years ago, I lost my virginity to a 5'4" 105 lb chick with c cup ******* and a fat ***. She now has a kid with another dude so I guess I lucked out.
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You keep a diary?
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:27 PM
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Nah we hooked up at my buddy's birthday party and today is his birthday so...
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Skimming through the thread, drinking with the wife, watching Dexter, she looks over as the bloody sheet goes by. I get the WTF? question. I answer , "Everyone needs their redwings".

I'll kiss a chick after a BJ, cool with a sex swing, had an ex that was an inch from midget, another that was a wet dream in daylight, and would sell a nut for toy money.
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Old 08-12-2012, 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by TorqueZombie
Skimming through the thread, drinking with the wife, watching Dexter, she looks over as the bloody sheet goes by. I get the WTF? question. I answer , "Everyone needs their redwings".

I'll kiss a chick after a BJ, cool with a sex swing, had an ex that was an inch from midget, another that was a wet dream in daylight, and would sell a nut for toy money.
wat? Yay vodka
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Old 08-12-2012, 04:49 AM
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I was going to say something, but I forgot.
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Oh wait. You know that satfsying feeling when you spin off the tpo of a bottle of ligour wehnt eh cap keeps spinningt but is already complety removed??S I had that noow
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Going joggings drunk. wish me luck!
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I dont remember making that last post.
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